Lord of Pro
Chapter 304

The Doors Open Wide

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Half a roast chicken disappeared, and the Land Block suddenly lit up.

A woman said the school entrance exams had begun.

What does this mean?

Is she Local Earth God?

You want me to start a new era?

Li Banfeng shouted, "I didn't intend to offer sacrifices, I didn't set up an offering table!"

"The offerings have been received," the woman replied, while gnawing on a chicken leg.

"If we want to have the school examined, we need to sign a contract first!"

"It's the same whether I sign the contract after the exam; I don't care about formalities!"

Sign after the exam?

What if you deny it after the exam?

Li Banfeng ignored her; this Local Earth God was mentally unstable.

He walked straight out of the Land Block, thinking that even if the land reclamation failed, it was still worth it.

This place is so remote, I'll never come here again.

Just as I reached the boundary of the Land Block, a leaf fell onto the glowing boundary line and instantly turned to ashes.

What's going on?

Li Banfeng had only ever seen this situation on the border between regions.

"You think you can leave now that you've come all this way?" the Local Earth God sneered. "I've already accepted your tribute; you must stay and cultivate this land. Don't you know the rules?"

Li Banfeng couldn't understand this Local Earth God. He Golden Eyes Autumn Down for a long time but couldn't find him anywhere.

"Let's talk this out. Let's put the contract aside for now. If you want me to start clearing the land, it has to wait until this time tomorrow. Give me a day to prepare before we begin."

As for whether I hire someone to clear the land or do it myself, that's my decision then. There should be some kind of rule, right?

"There are no such rules! We'll begin once the tribute is received; we'll discuss everything else later!"

"Then I'm not developing this land anymore, I don't want it anymore, you can just consider it a failed attempt at land reclamation!"

"No! As long as you're alive, you haven't failed. The assessment for the three-mile Land Block begins now!"

"How can I drive three miles by myself..." Before Li Banfeng could finish speaking, a series of roars came from all around.

Something Strange Monsters is coming!

He had never driven three miles before, nor did he know the rules of the three-mile Land Block.

Is it like a Land Block where Strange Monsters come one after another, or can they all be attacked at once?

Even if you know the rules, it's useless, because this Local Earth God himself doesn't follow them.

For Li Banfeng, clearing land was originally a simple matter. As long as the Local Earth God gave Li Banfeng a day to prepare, he could get the key, run back, and hide in Portable Abode Ju for three days.

But the Local Earth God are unreasonable!

Unable to cross the border, Li Banfeng had no other choice but to bring out all his magical treasures and prepare for battle.

Before the magic weapon could be set up, a giant tiger, five or six meters tall, charged into the Land Block.

Li Banfeng dodged the giant tiger, but a large tree behind him, which would take two people to encircle, was knocked down by the tiger.

The fallen tree slowly stood up, yawned, and used its branches to smash directly at Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng pointed at the tiger and said to the tree, "He pushed you down, so why are you hitting me?"

The tiger bit a tree branch and thrust it towards Li Banfeng's chest. The movement was swift, the thrust precise, and the timing impeccable, making it difficult for Li Banfeng to dodge.

The tiger uses the tree branch so skillfully; is it a martial arts practitioner?

Li Banfeng dodged the tiger's attack and used his Tang Blade to cut off the trunk of the large tree.

A toad leaped out from the broken trunk, shouting loudly, "Croak! Croak! The boundless leaves fall in a rustling sound!"

As soon as the words were spoken, a large number of sharp branches fell rapidly from the tree, like a rain of sharp blades.

A Word Becomes Reality?

This toad is actually a scholar!

Li Banfeng dodged among the branches, while also having to guard against a sneak attack from the giant tiger.

As they fought, the Local Earth God's voice reached their ears. "Your movements are so agile, are you perhaps a Travel Cultivator? I can't let you off so easily!"

Does this woman also have a grudge against Travel Cultivator?

Is she a House Cultivator?

As I pondered this, the earth trembled.

An earthworm with a diameter of over one meter and a length of over ten meters emerged from the ground, coiled its body, and entangled Li Banfeng.

The earthworm's tactics were simple: it controlled Li Banfeng and let the tree, toad, and giant tiger attack.

He has a strong regenerative ability and is not afraid of being affected by Li Banfeng.

Entangled by eels, Li Banfeng was in a difficult situation and shouted at the projector, "Get someone out here to help me out."

The projector kept adjusting the projection angle, and finally managed to project a short image.

A beautiful young woman approached Li Banfeng, prepared for battle, then turned her back to him and unbuttoned her Li Banfeng.

"Why are you taking off your clothes?" Li Banfeng roared. "Let's fight first!"

The record player, Portable Abode, was covered in sweat.

"That madman hasn't been home for days again. Let's see how he explains this to the house!"

"What the hell is there to explain?" Hong Ying struggled against the wall, shouting, "You Wicked Woman, let me go! I'll fight this house to the death!"

"Do you think you can beat him?" the record player asked with a hint of mockery. "Look at yourself now, a blind old woman. What do you have to fight him with?"

"That vile woman Red Lotus has been hiding her strength for who knows how long, just wanting to get out of here? Even she doesn't dare to make a move?"

Hong Ying was taken aback. "What power is Red Lotus hiding?"

From the Seventh Chamber, Red Lotus shouted, "You two vile women, stop Genzi behind my back!"

Just as the three were about to start fighting, they suddenly felt the house tremble, and an old man's laughter reached their ears. "Hehehe~".

The house is laughing.

The three of them—Changji, Red Lotus, Hong Ying —are of high enough status to have heard that laughter before.

They were all considered to have backbone, and every time they heard it, everyone felt a chill run down their spines.

Hong Ying trembled and screamed, "Wicked Woman, let me go! I'll fight him! I can't take it anymore!"

"You bitch! Shut up! Want to get a beating?!" The record player yelled a few times, and Hong Ying quieted down for the time being.

A few minutes later, Hong Ying lost control again. "No, I'll fight him! I'll kill this Old Thief!"

Suddenly, she possessed a strange strength. Taking advantage of the record player's inattention, she broke free from the steam's restraints and thrust the tip of her gun at the wall of her Portable Abode.

"Woohoo~~~"

A train whistle rang out in Portable Abode.

Long spears flashed, and amidst the sound of steam horns, she appeared to be fighting fiercely, though it was unclear who she was fighting against.

Five minutes later, Hong Ying lay motionless on the ground.

Huff~ Huff~

The record player cautiously asked, "You bitch, are you still alive?"

Hong Ying supported herself and stood up.

The record player was stunned for a long time. She didn't understand what Hong Ying used to support her body, nor did she understand what Hong Ying used to stand up.

Hong Ying grew hands and feet!

"You bitch! What's wrong with you?" The record player was very nervous.

Hong Ying touched the barrel of her gun and said in a low voice, "I'm fine. This battle is a draw."

After saying that, Hong Ying strode to the corner and stood properly.

In the record player's memory, Hong Ying was a woman who knew no fear.

No one knows what methods the mansion used to beat Hong Ying like this, even damaging her hands and feet.

"You slut, did you wet your pants?"

"Hmph!" Hong Ying sneered. "What kind of talk is that? How could I wet my pants? Do I even have pants?"

Now that you mention it, I really do need to find some pants. I have legs now, right? If you have legs, you need pants, otherwise what if someone sees them?

Hong Ying's words were incoherent; the battle had greatly shocked her.

The record player lowered his voice and said, "This house is probably even more formidable than the people who built it."

Hong Ying asked, "Who built it?"

"He should be a grandmaster, even above the top."

"The one who built him is above the leader, and he is even stronger than the one who built him, hehehe..." Hong Ying suddenly laughed, laughing so hard she was panting.

The record player asked, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Don't laugh yourself silly."

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at myself. I feel a tightness in my chest, like I've suddenly developed a conscience."

"Conscience..." The record player turned the speaker towards Hong Ying and noticed a slight bulge in the quarter of the gun barrel.

"It really can grow..." the record player exclaimed excitedly. "If you can grow, can I grow too?"

"It seems like it's not just conscience..." Hong Ying stammered, "It seems like there's something else too..."

"What else, a portal?" The record player got even more excited!

"It seems there really is!" Hong Ying exclaimed. "Now I know why this house is so powerful; it has many Daoist techniques."

Where did these Daoist practices come from? How could one possibly cultivate so many different Daoist schools?

The Wife enveloped the spear in steam and asked softly, "Sister, let's put aside the matter of magic for now and talk about the gate. Has it truly grown?"

"They've grown out, both of them have grown out. If you can grow a gate, both of them must grow out too. Don't let that madman go to the wrong place again. I feel the pain for you."

"Pah! What's it to you?" the record player spat.

Hong Ying cried out in panic, "Wicked Woman, forget about the gate! Do you even know where the magic in this house comes from? What if we become part of that magic too? What if we can never get out again!"

"You wretch, I told you not to mess with him, do you understand now?" The record player glanced at the calendar poster and said to Dream Virtue, "Don't mention a word about this to your husband, understand?"

Dream Virtue nodded repeatedly.

Hong Ying asked, "I really don't understand, why are you keeping this from that madman?"

Red Lotus shouted from the Seventh Chamber, "You know he's crazy! Aren't you afraid he'll fight the whole house? If something happens to him, we're all finished!"

"Bullshit, you're the one who's crazy," the record player cursed at Red Lotus, then turned to Hong Ying and said, "My husband isn't crazy, he just doesn't do things the usual way. We have to tell him about this slowly, and we mustn't push him too far."

Hong Ying said, "I'm anxious too! Find me a pair of pants, I'm really in a bind!"

Li Banfeng was very anxious.

I ran around for three days and three nights, Face Not Big my life.

Now, with only half a life left, he is risking it all on new land.

The ground was littered with corpses.

The injured Strange Monsters stood in several rows along the edge of the Land Block.

Li Banfeng kicked a leopard away, stepped on a wild boar, and killed it until his eyes were bloodshot.

Suddenly, the Local Earth God shouted, "The test is over!"

The Strange Monsters all left the Land Block.

Li Banfeng sat on the ground, utterly exhausted, his vision blurring intermittently.

He wanted to sleep.

The Local Earth God appeared before Li Banfeng, sat down beside him, and said, "Good man, I admire you."

Li Banfeng's gaze was fixed on the air.

Light flashed in the sky, signifying that the land reclamation was successful.

Li Banfeng nodded slightly, and before he could see the Local Earth God's face clearly, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

PS: Is the power of the Portable Abode greater than that of the builder? What is the reason for this?

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