You two are going too far!
Believe it or not, I'll plant a Lust Mushroom in you right now and show you who the real head of this household is!
"If you won't eat it, I will."
Amamiya Natsuki wolfed down the grapes and watermelon in a few bites. He didn't even spit out the grape skins before standing up.
"Stare—"
Kaguya and Yukino both looked over.
"Don't worry." Amamiya Natsuki somehow felt like he'd shrunk a few inches. "I'm just going to the bathroom. I promise I won't leave."
Kaguya and Yukino exchanged a silent glance, then said nothing and looked away.
Bang!
The door closed.
Amamiya Natsuki splashed water on his face, pulled out his phone, and checked the time. It was only nine in the morning.
How could time pass so slowly... I can't live like this!
With no other choice, and unable to count on Mrs. Kaguya, who was always looking for a laugh, Amamiya Natsuki had to seek help elsewhere. After a while, he finally found a reasonably reliable solution online.
Call for backup!
As the saying went, you didn't air your family's dirty laundry in public. The current situation was like a married couple arguing. They could shut the door and fight in private—maybe even come to blows—but the moment an outsider showed up, they'd both calm down and play host.
Especially since Kaguya and Yukino were both proud girls. They'd never let anyone laugh at them.
He just had to survive this love-triangle showdown today. Once the two of them were apart, he could take his time making it up to them one by one.
Having found a way to save himself, Amamiya Natsuki immediately started calling people over.
"Senpai, help!"
"Hey, what's wrong, Kouhai-kun?"
"Marin, bring Sayu over for a get-together at