"Wow! These pandas are huge! Their figures, their looks, simply impeccable!"
A middle-aged man with long white hair was lecherously staring at the women's bathhouse not far away on the mountain, a large string of saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth, exclaiming:
"Yoshi, yoshi, these few can be considered the best-quality beauties we've encountered since this trip!"
"Sigh!"
A helpless sigh sounded, and a boy of about thirteen shook his head, glancing at the white-haired man with a lifeless expression.
"Jiraiya, can't we do something positive?"
"Like robbing the rich to help the poor? Gathering intelligence? Or at least helping an old lady cross the road!"
"Old lady? Where's the old lady? Is she pretty?"
Jiraiya suddenly turned his head, his gaze sweeping around.
After looking for a long time, he didn't see a single hair, except for stones and trees all over the mountain.
Jiraiya frowned and warned very seriously:
"Steel Plate Penetrator Ye Fan! You can't joke about old ladies, if you trick me again, I'm going to beat you!"
After saying those harsh words, Jiraiya turned around again and stared at the bathhouse not far away, watching with great interest.
Ye Fan rolled his Byakugan, speechless.
Goddamn old lady, it's an old lady, okay!
Sure enough, Cao Cao will die, but the Cao Thief will never die.
Ye Fan grew up with Jiraiya since he was a child, and he was already used to all of this.
Habit is a terrible thing...
If Ye Fan hadn't known for a long time that Jiraiya was one of the legendary Sannin, the ceiling of combat power in the early stage, Looking at his series of operations, Ye Fan would really think that he was adopted by a pervert!
Ye Fan was a platinum writer in his previous life, and the people who read his novels were all handsome guys and beautiful women!
Once, while crossing the road, he was hit by a car running a red light and sent flying, after which he came to the Naruto World.
Ye Fan was a Naruto fan in his previous life, and he knew everything that happened in Naruto like the back of his hand.
Like the characters in his novels, he also obtained a system.
The system initially provided Ye Fan with two choices:
1. Obtain all the inheritance of First Hokage Hashirama Senju, the God of Shinobi, including the Asura bloodline inheritance.
When Ye Fan saw the first choice, he was so excited that he almost jumped up.
He knew very well how strong Hashirama Senju was, that was the man who could fight Uchiha Madara and only use nine hundred and ninety-eight hands!
The Nine-Tails in his hands was just a small pet, the well-deserved God of Shinobi.
Putting aside everything else, after obtaining Hashirama Senju's inheritance, he wouldn't have to worry about housing anymore.
Wood Release: Three-Bedroom-One-Living-Room Technique, Wood Release: A Villa Technique, wouldn't that be a piece of cake?
Seeing the first choice, Ye Fan didn't hesitate and wanted to choose it on the spot.
But!
When the second choice appeared, he immediately stopped himself!
2. Obtain the Saiyan Son Goku bloodline. After choosing, you will not be able to learn any Ninjutsu in the Naruto World.
When Ye Fan saw this choice, he was numb.
The Saiyan bloodline descending into the Naruto World, isn't that a proper dimensional strike?
Ye Fan guessed that probably a Super Saiyan First Stage could beat the entire Naruto World!
Ninjutsu is handsome, and Wood Release is awesome, but it can't stand the power and temptation!
Ye Fan decisively chose the Saiyan bloodline. Ninjutsu or not, it doesn't seem that important anymore...
"Ye Fan, let's get a little closer, it's too far away here, I can't see clearly!"
Jiraiya drooled, planning to get closer.
"Jiraiya, are you sure you want to go further? We're only seven or eight meters away from the bathhouse at most!"
"Hmph, isn't it all for finding a way for you to cultivate!"
"Otherwise, how could I, the dignified Toad Sage of Mount Myōboku, possibly peep at these ordinary people!"
"Is that your reason for taking me around to peep at beauties?"
Ye Fan pointed to the palm print on Jiraiya's face. Along the way, the palm print on Jiraiya's face had never disappeared.
Often, the old one was just about to dissipate when the new one came.
"Can a novelist's peeping be called peeping? I'm gathering material, it's art!"
Jiraiya pinched Ye Fan's cheek and said, "What a waste of all the years I've spent raising you! I've suffered so much and been beaten so many times to let you cultivate!"
"In the end, I don't even get a 'teacher' out of you. Fine, don't call me that, but you even try to stop me!"
"Jiraiya, I really don't need to train in Ninjutsu. The Taijutsu you taught me is already enough..."
"No, you need Ninjutsu, you need to train!"
Jiraiya wiped the corner of his mouth and sneaked off toward the bathroom.
Having just come down from Mount Myōboku, Ye Fan heard a commotion of yelling and cursing.
"You perverted old man! How dare you peek at us sisters bathing!"
"You big pervert! Go die!"
"Shameless! You're so old, how can you still do this!"
"Hey, hey, hey... Ladies, please listen to my explanation. I'm really not peeking, I'm a writer, I'm doing research!"
"Go die! Does your research involve getting nosebleeds?"
"So shameless!"
The next time Ye Fan saw Jiraiya, Jiraiya had already been beaten to a pulp.
His nose was bruised, his eyes were swollen, and his mouth was almost crooked from the beating...
"Haha, Jiraiya, I think you look very much like a Toad Sage now!"
"Get lost, you disloyal brat! I'm being beaten so badly by those women, and you won't even lift a finger to help!"
"Ouch... that hurts... hiss... those women are really ruthless, they hit hard!"
Jiraiya moaned, touching his swollen face.
"Help? What am I supposed to help with? Go up there and get beaten with you?" Ye Fan said with schadenfreude.
Jiraiya rolled his eyes and calculated with his fingers, saying, "The Chunin Exam should be starting soon. Go back to Konohagakure and take the exam.
It'll be a good chance for you to see the difference between yourself and a Chunin, so you don't keep bragging all day long!"
By now, Jiraiya was starting to believe some of the rumors.
Before, when he was stealing... doing research, he never got beaten.
But ever since he brought Ye Fan along, he's been getting beaten every day!
He planned to get rid of Ye Fan to see if he would still get beaten.
"The Chunin Exam is starting this year?"
Ye Fan calculated that this year's Chunin Exam was exactly the one Naruto and the others took, and also the one where the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi died.
"What? Scared?" Jiraiya looked at Ye Fan and said, "Where's all that bragging you usually do? Are you scared to death now?"
"Scared? Are you kidding me! Would I be scared?"
"Jiraiya, I'm telling you, I'm going to pass the Chunin Exam this year and show you!"
"Oh, not bad, not bad. I hope you don't end up crying because you got beaten up."
"I'm warning you in advance, if you get beaten up and cry, I won't stick up for you!"
"Tch, who wants you to stick up for me! Let's go!" Ye Fan said.
"Go? Go where?" Jiraiya was a little confused.
"Go back to Konohagakure for the exam!"
"I'm not taking the exam, why would I go back? What's more, I still need to peek... no, find a way for you to train!"
"..."
Ye Fan was speechless for a moment.
The clear sky was once again pouring rain.
As the raindrops fell on Ye Fan, he suddenly thought of something and said with some concern:
"Jiraiya, why don't you come back to Konohagakure with me? After all, this Amegakure isn't our territory, and I'm a little worried about your safety!"
"Oh, brat, you're trying to play the emotional card with me. Are you just afraid of running into danger on the road yourself!"
"You should take care of yourself first. Think about how you can safely return to Konohagakure!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiraiya's figure disappeared.
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