I'm Fucking Here Again!

[You need Chen Liu to stay behind and inform the Li Imperial Clan to value Li Lingyue, and to send her to Hua Wuyan for cultivation after she comes of age.]

[Notify Vajra Temple to secretly protect the Zhenpin.]

[Find an excuse to prevent the Fire-Eyed Golden Monkey from Ascension Path, delaying it until you return from your projection in the Real Realm.]

[Keep a close eye on your older brother, make sure he's hardworking and resilient, and grows up smoothly, making sure he doesn't go down the wrong path of a life of ease and comfort.]

[Small tasks like these.]

[Chen Liu needs to remain in the Human World to complete this task, or supervise it from the sidelines.]

[Furthermore, Chen Liu is also responsible for informing everyone who subsequently embarks on the Ascension Path that they must choose the dead end 999 times.]

[Although the Third-Class Star Fortune Star, lacks Immortal Qi.]

[But you are about to take the lead, making Fortune Star a safe starting point for Human World ascension.]

[Starting from Fortune Star is much better than randomly falling to another planet, being captured and forced to mine, or being suppressed and eliminated.]

[Chen Liu and you look exactly alike, except that we can't use the term "entry point".]

[Leaving him in the Human World is as if you had never left to your family, friends, and loved ones.]

"Oh, right, and there are also the five brothers, Sotuofeiren and Five Brothers of Xuanmai. Starting next year, let Black Wind go up the Ascension Path first, and then arrange for the six of them to go up one by one."

[Chen Liu gives you an "OK" sign.]

"Let them all walk down that dead end 999 times too?"

"Of course, otherwise, if we're all scattered across the country and never meet in our lifetime, what's the point of having them go up there?"

[If the six Winged Race Martial God of Sotuofeiren knew they could ascend to the Ascension Path Real Realm, I wonder how overjoyed they would be.]

[Especially the Five Heroes of Xuanlan, they had gone to great lengths to find Ascension Path in the Real Realm.]

[When they see "you" still in the Human World and offer you the Ascension Path, they'll probably be overjoyed.]

[Thinking to myself, "Finally, I'm rid of you, you plague! It's free!"]

[When I got to the finish line, I found you already waiting there.]

[Just imagining their desperate expressions makes you want to laugh.]

[Before you ascended to the Real Realm last time, you traveled around the Human World.]

[It was my first time ascending, after all, so my feelings were quite complicated.]

[This time, you skipped all those emotional processes and went straight across the North Sea to the Ascension Path, walking up it without hesitation.]

"Nine hundred and ninety-nine times the dead end was not the dead end. This time I will turn the dead end into a way of life, a way of life for all the ascendants in the Human World!"

Let that Evil Cult never again force me to mine as a slave!

Let that Vicious Sect never be able to surround and intercept me again!

"May that Alien Race never again hold the power over my life and death!"

[The following year, at the age of twenty-eight.]

[Extracting terms...]

[Extraction failed!]

[Should we adjust the entry?]

[whether]

[You selected yes.]

You replaced "Human Body Detector" with "Running Playlist".

["♫After so long waiting, today has finally come~After so long of waiting, my dream has finally come true..."]

[You sing as you race along the Ascension Path.]

[You discover that the Ascension Path not only restricts flight, but also limits Divine Ability.]

[If you could use Divine Ability, you could reach the finish line very quickly by using the <Quantum Ghost Steps>.]

[However, you were still faster this time than last time.]

[After all, their cultivation level has improved.]

"Xiao Wu, Master won't eat you this time. Come with Master to see the starry sky."

[The Five Domains Sacred Pill have been in your hair all along the way.]

[You sing, and she sings too.]

[You're singing to enhance the effect of the lyrics and make it run faster.]

She only sang because she was happy being with her master.

[The slight increase in lifespan gained from consuming the Five Domains Sacred Pill is negligible compared to your current thousand-year lifespan.]

[Regarding the immunotoxic effects.]

[At most equivalent to the term "Senior Tomato User".]

[Even with this entry, the Dragon Person Poison of the Demon Seed is too much for them to withstand; they will still die, just a little slower.]

[Besides, we now have Wolverine's super healing factor.]

Therefore, immunotoxicity is not a very important factor.

[There's naturally no need to consume the Five Domains Sacred Pill.]

"Master, have you ever eaten me before?"

"I've eaten it, but you didn't know, Xiao Wu."

"Then Master should eat Xiao Wu. Only if Master eats Xiao Wu can Xiao Wu help Master."

"No need. I want Xiao Wu to witness the rest of my life and see how far I can go this time."

["Okay, Xiao Wu will follow Master's instructions, la la la~ la la la~"]

[Third year, age twenty-nine.]

[Extracting terms...]

[Extraction failed!]

[Should we adjust the entry?]

[whether]

[You chose no.]

[This time, you reached the finish line in just over a year.]

"Xiao Wu, the 999th 'dead end' beacon tower is just ahead."

"Yes, Master, Xiao Wu counted too. Will we reach the Real Realm after we cross this beacon tower?"

"That's right, hold on tight, we're going to charge!"

["Wow!!"]

[The Five Domains Sacred Pill sits in your hair, a few strands of your hair wrapped around it, like the twin ponytails on the little pill's head.]

[When one of your feet steps onto the 999th beacon tower on the Ascension Path, the one bearing the character "death" on its stone tablet.]

A familiar feeling of weightlessness came from beneath my feet.

Everything around them suddenly disappeared!

[At this moment, you are oblivious and numb, as if you are asleep, without even a dream.]

[Once your senses and vision return, you find yourself standing in a familiar open field.]

[Unlike last time, this time there isn't a pile of luggage bursting out of your storage bag ring at your feet.]

[Because you've already placed all the supplies you brought from the Human World, such as the Demon Refining Pot and the Immortal-Binding Rope, into the Pot Heaven Space.]

Xiao Wu looked around curiously.

["Master, is this the Real Realm? It looks no different from our Human World."]

"The Real Realm possesses a vast and boundless starry sky; this is just one planet among many. While this single planet does resemble the Human World, the true grandeur of the Real Realm lies within that sea of stars."

["Wow... there are so many planets..."]

[You didn't linger here, but instead recalled your memories of the sixth simulation and calculated the time.]

"Arrived in the same year, but a few months earlier than last time. That guy should still be at the Winged God Sect ' General Sect Headquarters."

[After determining your direction, you leaped into the air, using the Holy Dragon Race's Dragon Transformation talent, and with a resounding dragon roar, Cloud-Soaring Carriage.]

"Master, where are we going?"

"Find an old woman!"

Is she a bad person?

"Ha, that's awful."

"Is Master going to kill her?"

"I wanted to kill her last time, but this time, for the sake of my plan, I'm afraid I have to keep her alive. I hope she'll be sensible!"

[Last time you came to the Real Realm, you were carrying a bunch of Immortal Artifact on your back, clattering and rattling as you made your way there.]

[But this time, you soared through the clouds, traveling at lightning speed, completely transformed.]