Shen He: Were You Doing That on Purpose or by Accident?

"Pfft!"

Shen He had asked Flender for some good tea and had just brewed it, taking a few sips when he heard Tang San's song and immediately spat it out.

What the hell was going on? How had Tang San started singing this song?

Could Tang San also be a transmigrator—and a Little Blackie at that?

[Since Tang San was basically hopeless when it came to music, the system considerately selected several songs for him at random from the Song Library.]

Shen He:

You randomly picked a song from the Song Library, and this was the one you got?

Were you doing that on purpose or by accident? I think you're Essence Fried Fish and Fragrant Wing Rice!

Dai Mubai's pair of tiger claws had been about to swing out, but upon hearing Tang San's words, he froze on the spot.

"You—you mean what?"

Tang San plucked the strings, stared straight at Dai Mubai, and sang, "You're mine. Whose am I?"

"You're my classmate, obviously! What else could you be?!"

Dai Mubai looked at the bare muscles of his upper body in confusion, unable to stop himself from feeling somewhat flustered.

Tang San just said I'm his? Could he be—no, that can't be right. Isn't Xiao Wu his girlfriend?

No, wait. He's always called Xiao Wu his little sister. Could the two of them actually be sisters?

While Dai Mubai frantically filled in the blanks in his mind, nearly concocting an entire melodramatic family drama, Ma Hongjun grew anxious.

Boss Dai had finally found an opportunity. Why wasn't he taking Tang San out immediately? What was he waiting for?

After all, even if he could hold off Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing temporarily, his Soul Power was limited.

Although he was fat, he didn't want to publicly call himself a pig!

"Boss Dai, stop chatting over there and attack already!" Ma Hongjun shouted.

Hearing Ma Hongjun's words, Dai Mubai's old face flushed red. He circulated his Soul Power again and prepared to attack Tang San.

His tall body bent slightly, looking like he was ready to strike. Clearly, a thunderous blow would follow in the next moment.

Tang San, however, looked completely unconcerned. He continued playing the instrument and singing, "Just one more glance, one more look, and it'll explode."

Dai Mubai was startled when he heard this. Tang San's mental strength was actually so terrifying that merely looking him in the eye would cause an explosion?

The line frightened Dai Mubai into hurriedly turning his head away. He didn't dare meet Tang San's eyes.

However, the Soul Power he had built up did not dissipate. Even without looking in Tang San's direction, he could still attack him at once.

"Come a little closer, get a little nearer, I'm almost melting."

Dai Mubai's heart tightened again when he heard that line. He knew that Tang San possessed poison-type abilities.

But to melt just from getting a little closer—this poison was far too potent.

Tang San must have been warning him not to approach, or he might be accidentally injured.

Nearby, however, Xiao Wu was forced back repeatedly by Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Firewire. She retreated all the way to Tang San's side and even brushed against his body unintentionally.

The corner of Dai Mubai's mouth twitched. He shouted angrily at Tang San, "You actually tricked me?! I used to treat you as a good brother, and this is what you've become? How could you mislead me so shamelessly?"

Poison didn't have some kind of friendly-fire exemption. Xiao Wu had just brushed against Tang San, yet she hadn't been poisoned. How could Dai Mubai not realize that he had been fooled?

Tang San laughed heartily. Swaying his body, he hugged the instrument and sang, "This is my first time becoming like this. No matter how I try to deny it."

"It's only because you're so beautiful, baby. It's only because you're so beautiful, baby."

Seeing Tang San's smug appearance, Dai Mubai flew into a rage. He bared his arms, rolled up his sleeves, and charged over, prepared to give Tang San a good electric punch.

At that moment, the tune Tang San was playing suddenly changed. His lowered gaze also shifted, becoming a direct stare at Dai Mubai.

"I want..."

Tang San stretched the words "I want" through a hundred thousand and eight thousand vocal flourishes. His tone resembled that of a veteran courtesan in Suotuo City's brothel who hadn't seen a customer in twenty years, overflowing with undisguised desire.

Dai Mubai's tiger body trembled. Goosebumps instantly covered him. He extended a trembling hand toward Tang San and said, "You—you want what?"

The corners of Tang San's mouth curved slightly. He winked flirtatiously at Dai Mubai.

"I want you."

Dai Mubai: ???!!!

It wasn't only Dai Mubai. Even the battles involving Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ma Hongjun came to a halt.

Their mouths twitched as they stared at Tang San and Dai Mubai in disbelief.

What the hell did I just hear?

Blue Silver Pig covered his pig face with one hoof and waved the other repeatedly, as if declaring that he truly wasn't familiar with Tang San.

"Tang San, I'm begging you, calm down!" Dai Mubai waved his hands as he retreated in panic.

Tang San continued approaching Dai Mubai one step at a time. A "shy" smile appeared on his face, while his body twisted like a pretzel. His index finger, thick as a rolling pin, gently tapped Dai Mubai's chest.

"I want your love. Why won't you come over?"

Although Shen He had only changed one word in the narration, the system would correct reality related to it as well. This was precisely what made the Rule System's abilities so terrifying.

There was nothing wrong with the song itself. But when Tang San sang it to Dai Mubai, it became... far too stimulating.

The Tang Shenwang, who had always prided himself on being pure and unsullied, had been directly transformed by the system's power into a lovesick old flirt.

Flender slowly walked over from a distance, but his old face was filled with shock.

He had flown over from the sky, so with his eyesight, he had naturally seen everything that had just happened.

Seeing Tang San like this, Flender couldn't help remembering the things Tang Hao had done before.

"The father is like this, and so is the son!"

"Damn the Clear Sky Sect. Do they get this wild?"

At that moment, Xiao Wu's rosy little mouth hung wide open, almost large enough to fit a Kun Egg inside.

She couldn't believe what she was seeing. Hadn't Third Brother always liked her? How had he suddenly become interested in Dai Mubai?

If her rival had been another woman, she could have used words to make her back down.

But Tang San actually liked Dai Mubai and wanted to be male on male, with men on top of men. What could she possibly say?

Tang San approached Dai Mubai step by step, the smile on his face growing more and more lecherous.

Poor Dai Mubai, however, was frightened into retreating again and again. He would probably never forget this bizarre scene for the rest of his life.

"You sick pervert, get away from me!"

At last, Dai Mubai could endure no longer. He swung his fist viciously.

He now regretted that, during the freshman test, he hadn't joined Ning Rongrong and the others in kicking Tang San a few more times. This person was simply too perverted.

Enraged, Dai Mubai had put all his strength into that punch, sending Tang San flying.

Tang San slammed hard into the wall of a nearby building and was almost flattened into a pancake.

Yet even then, Tang San's hands still didn't stop playing. The strings trembled, and he began singing once more.

"Dai Mubai, you make me cry. Dai Mubai, you make me cry. Dai Mubai, you make me cry—cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry."