Shen He: Was that intentional or unintentional?

"Pfft!"

Shen He had asked Flender for some good tea and had just brewed it and taken a few sips when he heard Tang San's song and spat it all out.

What the hell is going on? How did Tang San end up singing this song?

Could it be that Tang San is also a transmigrator, and a Little Blackie at that?

Tang San knows absolutely nothing about music, so the System thoughtfully selected a few songs at random for him from the Song Library.

Shen He: "..."

You just randomly pulled this song from the Song Library, didn't you?

Did you do that on purpose, or was it an accident? I think you're serving up Fragrant Wing Rice and Essence Fried Fish!

Dai Mubai's pair of tiger claws were about to lash out, but upon hearing Tang San's words, he froze in his tracks.

"What, what do you mean?"

Tang San plucked the strings of his zither, staring straight at the Dai Mubai before him as he sang: "You are mine, and I am whose?"

"You're my classmate, obviously, what else could you be?!"

Dai Mubai looked at his own bare-chested muscles with some confusion, feeling a sense of panic rising in his heart.

Tang San just said I'm his? Could it be that he's a... no, wait, isn't Xiao Wu his girlfriend?

No, that's not it, he always calls Xiao Wu 'little sister,' could they be sisters?

Just as Dai Mubai's mind was racing, practically weaving together a melodramatic family soap opera, Ma Hongjun started to get anxious.

Boss Dai had finally found an opening; why was he still standing there instead of finishing Tang San off?

He had to keep in mind that even if he could temporarily hold off Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, his Soul Power was limited after all.

He might be fat, but he certainly didn't want to shout that he was a pig in front of everyone!

"Boss Dai, stop chatting and make your move!" Ma Hongjun shouted.

Hearing Ma Hongjun's words, Dai Mubai's face turned red. He channeled his Soul Power once more, preparing to launch an attack on Tang San.

His tall frame hunched slightly, poised and ready; it was clear that a thunderous strike was coming in the next moment.

However, Tang San seemed completely unbothered, continuing to play the zither while singing: "One more glance, just one more glance, and it will explode."

Hearing this, Dai Mubai was shocked. Was Tang San's spiritual power truly so terrifying that a single glance at him would cause an explosion?

Terrified by Tang San's words, Dai Mubai quickly turned his head away, not daring to meet Tang San's eyes.

However, the Soul Power he had accumulated had not dissipated; even without looking in the direction of his target, he could launch an attack at Tang San instantly.

"Closer, get closer, I'm about to melt."

When Dai Mubai heard this, his heart skipped a beat. He knew that Tang San possessed poison-attribute abilities.

But to be melted just by getting a little closer? That poison was far too potent.

Tang San must have been warning him not to get too close, lest he be accidentally injured.

However, off to the side, Xiao Wu was forced to retreat repeatedly by Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Firewire, eventually backing right up to Tang San and even brushing against his body by accident.

Dai Mubai's mouth twitched, and he roared at Tang San, "Are you kidding me?! I thought you were a good brother, how did you become such a shameless person, misleading me like that?"

Poison didn't have a "friendly fire off" setting. Xiao Wu had just brushed against Tang San without being poisoned, so how could Dai Mubai not realize he'd been played?

Tang San laughed, swaying his body while holding a zither and singing, "The first time I've become like this, no matter how I try to deny it."

"Just because you're too beautiful, baby, just because you're too beautiful, baby."

Seeing Tang San's "smug" look, Dai Mubai was instantly enraged. He rolled up his sleeves and charged over, ready to give Tang San a good beating.

However, the tune Tang San was playing suddenly changed, and his gaze shifted from looking down to staring directly at Dai Mubai.

"I want..."

Tang San sang this "I want" with a hundred and eight thousand vocal runs, the tone sounding like a veteran worker from a Suotuo City brothel who hadn't seen a customer in twenty years, dripping with undisguised longing.

Dai Mubai's tiger-like body shuddered, and he instantly felt goosebumps rise all over his skin. He reached out a hand and said to Tang San with a trembling voice, "W-what do you want?"

Tang San's mouth curled upward slightly as he winked at Dai Mubai, "I want you."

Dai Mubai: ???!!!

It wasn't just Dai Mubai; even the battle between Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ma Hongjun came to a halt.

All three of them had twitching mouths, staring at Tang San and Dai Mubai in utter disbelief.

What the hell did I just hear?

The Blue Silver Pig covered its face with one trotter, waving the other one repeatedly as if to signal that it really didn't know Tang San.

"Tang San, I beg you, calm down!" Dai Mubai said, waving his hands while retreating in a panic.

Yet, Tang San continued to step closer to Dai Mubai, a "shy" smile on his face. His body twisted like a pretzel, and his index finger, as thick as a rolling pin, gently poked Dai Mubai's chest.

"I want your love, why won't you come over?"

Although the only thing Shen He had modified was a single character in the narration, the System would correct the reality associated with it. This was the terrifying nature of Rule System abilities.

There was nothing wrong with the song itself, but the fact that Tang San was singing it to Dai Mubai made it... overly provocative.

The Tang Shenwang, who had always prided himself on being pure and unsullied, had been transformed into a lovesick old biddy under the power of the System.

Not far away, Flender walked over slowly, but his aged face was filled with a look of shock.

He had flown over from the air, and with his keen eyes, he had naturally witnessed everything that had just happened.

Seeing Tang San in this state, Flender couldn't help but recall the things Tang Hao had done in the past.

"The father is like this, and the son is the same!"

"What the hell, does the Clear Sky Sect play this wild?"

Meanwhile, Xiao Wu's rosy little mouth was wide open, enough to fit a Kun Egg inside.

She couldn't believe what she was seeing. Hadn't Brother San always liked her? How could he suddenly be interested in Dai Mubai?

If her rival had been another woman, she could have used her words to make her retreat in the face of difficulties.

But since the person Tang San liked was actually Dai Mubai—wanting to be "left and right with a man," and "a man on top of a man"—what else could she possibly say?

Tang San stepped closer to Dai Mubai, step by step, the smile on his face becoming increasingly lecherous.

However, poor Dai Mubai was so frightened that he retreated again and again. He would likely never be able to forget this bizarre scene for the rest of his life.

"You damn pervert, get away from me!"

Finally, unable to endure it any longer, Dai Mubai threw a fierce punch.

He only regretted that during the freshman assessment, he hadn't followed Ning Rongrong and the others to kick Tang San a few more times. This person was simply too perverted.

Driven by anger, Dai Mubai had used his full strength in this punch, sending Tang San flying.

Following that, he slammed heavily into the wall of a nearby house, nearly being flattened into a pancake.

Yet, Tang San's hands still did not stop playing; the zither strings trembled, and he began to sing once more.

"Dai Mubai, you make me cry; Dai Mubai, you make me cry; Dai Mubai, you make me cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry."