Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 17

Tang San: This Really Is All a Misunderstanding!

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Shen He:

"Teacher Flender, how about we hire a psychiatrist for Tang San as well?" Shen He asked Flender, who was walking over.

Flender covered his face and waved his hand. "No problem, I'll have him sent over in a moment."

Tang San had been knocked unconscious by a slap from Dai Mubai. As for the Blue Silver Pig, though it looked reluctant, it had no choice but to have its Martial Soul Avatar deactivated, returning into Tang San's body.

With this, the situation turned into a two-on-two, and Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing immediately lost any chance of winning.

Without the Blue Silver Pig's interference, neither of them could break through Dai Mubai's third soul skill, White Tiger Vajra Transformation.

What's more, Ma Hongjun was on the sidelines constantly spitting out Phoenix Evil Fire, restricting both of them to a limited area.

"White Tiger Blazing Light Wave!"

A white beam of light erupted, and both Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were slammed into the nearby wall by the powerful impact, collapsing powerlessly to the ground.

Not far from where the two fell lay the unconscious Tang San. At this moment, as if sensing the impact, Tang San's eyelids twitched slightly, and he woke up.

"Ugh... what happened to me?"

Tang San sat up, shook his head, and asked in confusion.

"Not only are you a pervert, but you're also a piece of trash!" Zhu Zhuqing snorted coldly and stepped right onto Tang San's face.

Tang San's body jerked backward from the force of Zhu Zhuqing's foot. He flew into a rage, shouting, "How dare you step on my handsome face! You are truly courting death!"

However, a faint voice drifted over from the side: "Brother San, I beg you, stop embarrassing yourself."

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu in disbelief, about to say something.

Suddenly, a sharp pain shot through his head. Memories from before flooded back like a tide, leaving him dumbstruck.

"I... no, those things aren't what I did! Xiao Wu, listen to my explanation!" Tang San stammered.

Xiao Wu turned her delicate body away, signaling that she didn't want to hear Tang San's excuses.

"Dai Mubai, that's not what I meant before, I..." Tang San walked toward Dai Mubai, trying to explain.

Terrified, Dai Mubai quickly hid behind Ma Hongjun, waving his hands repeatedly. "You damn pervert, stay away from me!"

"This is all a misunderstanding! Please, listen to me!" Tang San slumped to the ground, saying powerlessly.

Shen He laughed and clapped his hands. "Not bad. This match truly showed me things I don't usually get to see."

"Alright, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun are the winners. Tang San, you and the others should get on with the punishment."

Upon hearing this, Tang San's body trembled. His eyes were practically spitting fire as he glared fiercely at Shen He standing before him.

Shen He smiled slightly. "What's the matter? Don't want to honor the promise you made?"

Xiao Wu cast a resentful and indignant glance at Tang San. She had originally expected to see Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun make fools of themselves, but she never imagined it would end up being her.

And the culprit behind all of this was the very Third Brother she had once deeply admired.

"I am a pig," Xiao Wu said.

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu in surprise. He clenched his fists, thought it over again and again, and finally said, "I am a pig!"

Next, it was Zhu Zhuqing's turn. Not far away, Dai Mubai looked at her with a smug expression, causing her to grit her teeth.

"Dean Shen He, can I choose not to say that?" Zhu Zhuqing pleaded.

Shen He nodded and smiled. "Sure."

Zhu Zhuqing was slightly stunned, then a look of joy immediately appeared on her face.

"Why do we have to say it, but she doesn't?" Tang San was instantly furious. "This is favoritism!"

Shen He shrugged. "Well, you didn't ask."

"You—" Tang San was struck speechless by his anger.

"Alright, next, Teacher Flender will take you to the dorms we are about to finish building. You can choose your own rooms. Go on," Shen He said.

Afterward, Shen He and Flender exchanged a look.

Flender chuckled. He saw that after Ning Rongrong shook off Oscar, she indeed hadn't continued running along the designated route, but instead headed toward the direction of Suotuo City.

"Shen He, how do you plan to handle Ning Rongrong?" Flender asked. "I should remind you, she is the most beloved daughter of Ning Fengzhi, the Sect Master of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect."

Shen He smiled faintly and said, "So what? Abandoning companions and breaking the rules—she deserves to be punished!"

A while later, Ning Rongrong skipped through the gates of Shrek Academy, carrying several large bags in her hands.

However, to her surprise, Shen He was standing at the village entrance with some of the other students waiting for her, and everyone's eyes were fixed on her.

"Rongrong, finished your run?" Shen He waved for Ning Rongrong to come over and asked with a smile.

"Yeah, finished," Ning Rongrong hesitated for a moment, then answered with a flushed face.

"Did that shop in Suotuo City release new clothes again?" Shen He continued to ask, his face still full of smiles.

"Yeah, let me tell you..."

As she said this, Ning Rongrong suddenly felt something was wrong, and her expression turned cold. "You actually dared to spy on me?!"

"Do I need to spy on you? The pile of things you're carrying has already turned you in," Shen He said, pointing to the large and small bags on Ning Rongrong.

"I have discussed this with the students. Your behavior—abandoning your companions and failing to follow the academy's rules—is egregious. Therefore, as Dean, I have decided to expel you from Shrek Academy," Shen He said indifferently.

He beckoned, and Xiao Wu handed a small parcel to the dazed Ning Rongrong. The parcel contained all of Ning Rongrong's personal belongings.

Ning Rongrong looked at Shen He in disbelief, then let out a sharp cry, hands on her hips: "Since I've come here, don't even think about driving me away! Shen He, I advise you to mind your own business, or you won't be able to bear the consequences."

"Don't think that just because you spent one hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins to buy this dump of an academy, you're something special. To me, one hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins is nothing."

"If you dare to expel me, aren't you afraid I'll have people trample your Shrek Academy to the ground?"

Upon hearing this, Shen He's smile vanished. He said coldly, "You truly are an ill-mannered girl. Your father may be reluctant to discipline you, but I certainly am not."

"You are the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, but that is your sect's business. Out here, you aren't worth a damn. Stop putting on airs."

"Shrek Academy won't be any different with or without you. Besides, every one of these students has more talent than you!"

"You're lying!"

Shen He's words were blunt. Having grown accustomed to the flattery and praise of others, the little princess Ning Rongrong could not handle this; her chest heaved with anger.

Since she was a child, she had been called the greatest genius the sect had seen in hundreds of years by those around her. None of her brothers could compare to her.

She had even heard Ning Fengzhi talking privately with Grandpa Sword and Grandpa Bone about grooming her to be the future successor of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Perfect in both appearance and talent, she could not bear being told by Shen He that she was good for nothing.

At this moment, Shen He's gaze flickered. Not far away, that pair of top-tier master and disciple, Great Master Yu and Tang San, were rushing toward them.

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