Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 17

Tang San: This Really Was All a Misunderstanding!

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Shen He:.

"Teacher Flender, should we get Tang San a psychologist too?" Shen He asked Flender as he walked over.

Flender covered his face and waved his hand. "No problem. I'll send him over as well in a bit."

Dai Mubai knocked Tang San unconscious with a single slap, while Blue Silver Pig, though clearly unwilling, had no choice but to have Martial Soul Possession dispelled and return to Tang San's body.

The situation had now become a two-on-two fight. Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing instantly lost any chance of winning.

Without Blue Silver Pig holding Dai Mubai back, neither of them could break through his third soul skill, White Tiger Vajra Transformation.

What was more, Ma Hongjun was constantly spewing Phoenix Evil Fire nearby, restricting the area in which the two could move.

"White Tiger Blazing Light Wave!"

A white wave of light shot out. Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were blasted into the wall by the powerful impact, then slumped helplessly to the ground.

The place where the two landed was not far from the unconscious Tang San. As if he had sensed the impact, Tang San's eyelids twitched slightly, and he woke up.

"Ugh... What happened to me?"

Tang San sat up, shook his head, and asked in confusion.

"Not only are you a pervert, you're a good-for-nothing too!" Zhu Zhuqing snorted and planted one foot squarely on Tang San's face.

Zhu Zhuqing's kick sent Tang San's body jerking backward. He immediately flew into a rage. "You actually dared to step on my handsome face! You're practically begging to die!"

Yet a faint voice came from beside him. "Third Brother, please stop embarrassing yourself."

Tang San stared at Xiao Wu beside him in disbelief, just about to say something.

But his head suddenly began to ache. His earlier memories surged back like a flood, leaving him utterly dumbfounded.

"I—I... Those things weren't done by me! Xiao Wu, listen to my explanation!" Tang San stammered.

Xiao Wu turned away, clearly unwilling to listen to Tang San's excuses.

"Dai Mubai, that wasn't what I meant earlier. I..." Tang San walked toward Dai Mubai again, trying to explain.

Dai Mubai hurriedly hid behind Ma Hongjun in fright and waved his hands repeatedly. "You damned pervert, don't come any closer!"

"This was all a misunderstanding! Listen to my explanation!" Tang San collapsed onto the ground and said helplessly.

Shen He laughed heartily and clapped his hands. "Not bad. This match really did let me see things I normally wouldn't."

"All right. Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun are the winners. Tang San, you and the others can carry out your punishments now."

Tang San's body trembled at those words. His eyes seemed almost ready to spit fire as he glared fiercely at Shen He.

Shen He smiled faintly. "What? You don't want to honor the promise you made?"

Xiao Wu glanced at Tang San with resentment and anger. She had thought she would get to see Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun make fools of themselves, but she had never expected to be the one embarrassed instead.

And the culprit behind it all was her Third Brother, whom she had once deeply admired.

"I'm a pig," Xiao Wu said.

Tang San stared at Xiao Wu in surprise. He clenched both fists and thought it over again and again before finally saying, "I'm a pig!"

Next it was Zhu Zhuqing's turn. Dai Mubai, not far away, looked at her smugly, making her grit her teeth.

"Dean Shen He, can I not say this?" Zhu Zhuqing pleaded.

Shen He nodded and smiled. "Of course."

Zhu Zhuqing froze slightly, then her face immediately lit up with delight.

"Why do we have to say it while she doesn't?" Tang San immediately shouted furiously. "You're playing favorites!"

Shen He shrugged. "You didn't ask."

"You..." Tang San was instantly rendered speechless with anger.

"All right. Next, Teacher Flender will take you to the dormitories we're about to finish building. You can choose your own rooms. Off you go," Shen He said.

Afterward, Shen He and Flender exchanged a glance.

Flender chuckled. After seeing Ning Rongrong shake off Oscar, he had indeed noticed that she had not continued running along the route, but had instead headed toward Suotuo City.

"Shen He, how do you plan to deal with Ning Rongrong?" Flender asked. "I should remind you that she's the most doted-on daughter of Ning Fengzhi, the Sect Master of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect."

Shen He smiled faintly. "So what? She abandoned her companions and broke the rules. She deserves punishment!"

After a while, Ning Rongrong hopped through the gates of Shrek Academy, several large bags in her hands.

What surprised her was that Shen He had actually brought several students to wait for her at the village entrance, and everyone was looking straight at her.

"Rongrong, finished your run?" Shen He waved Ning Rongrong over, then asked with a smile.

"Mm, I'm finished." Ning Rongrong hesitated before answering with a flushed face.

"Did that shop in Suotuo City happen to release some new clothes?" Shen He continued asking with the same smile.

"Yes. Let me tell you..."

At that point, Ning Rongrong suddenly sensed something was wrong. Her expression turned cold. "How dare you monitor me?!"

"Do I even need to monitor you? All those things you're carrying have already confessed for you." Shen He pointed at the large and small bags on Ning Rongrong.

"I discussed it with the students. Your behavior of abandoning your companions and refusing to follow the academy's teaching rules is extremely vile. Therefore, as the dean, I've decided to expel you from Shrek Academy," Shen He said calmly.

He waved his hand, and Xiao Wu brought a small bundle to the stunned Ning Rongrong. It contained all of Ning Rongrong's personal belongings.

Ning Rongrong stared at Shen He in disbelief. Then she shouted angrily, planting both hands on her hips. "Now that I'm here, don't even think about driving me away! Shen He, I advise you to stop meddling in my affairs, or you absolutely won't be able to bear the consequences."

"Don't think buying this lousy academy for one hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins makes you impressive. One hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins is nothing to me."

"You dare expel me? Aren't you afraid I'll have someone flatten your Shrek Academy?"

At that, Shen He wiped the smile from his face and said coldly, "You really are an ill-bred brat. Your father can't bear to discipline you, but I can."

"You're the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect? That's your sect's business. Outside it, you don't amount to anything. Stop acting like some big shot here."

"Shrek Academy won't be any worse off with one more student, nor will it be any worse off with one fewer. In any case, every one of these students is more talented than you!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

Shen He's words were completely merciless. How could Ning Rongrong, the little princess who was accustomed to hearing praise and flattery, endure this? Her small chest heaved up and down with anger.

Ever since she was little, the people around her had called her the most outstanding genius the sect had produced in hundreds of years. Not one of her brothers could compare to her.

She had even overheard Ning Fengzhi discussing with Grandpa Sword and Grandpa Bone in private that they intended to groom her as the future heir of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

She had been perfect in both appearance and talent, yet now Shen He had dismissed her as worthless. How could she possibly accept that?

At that moment, Shen He's gaze flickered. In the distance, Great Master Yu and Tang San, that extraordinary master-and-disciple pair, were also hurrying over.

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