Primordial Era: Starting Off By Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son

"You brat, you're really something. After twenty years out adventuring, you not only got me an external grandson, but also a grandson. It's just this little Tongtong, he looks a bit..."

Zhang Yifan stared blankly at Tongtian Sect Master, then pointed to his own head and looked at the Jade Emperor. He was implying whether this child had suffered a head injury, as he didn't seem very bright, not comparable to Yang Jian at all.

Seeing Tongtian Sect Master still in a daze, the Jade Emperor raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head.

"What are you spacing out for? Hurry up and call me Grandpa!"

The Jade Emperor's slap woke Tongtian Sect Master up, and also infuriated him immensely.

Seeing Tongtian Sect Master flustered, the Jade Emperor laughed heartily and said like he was coaxing a child, "Little Tongtong, be good, hurry and call Grandpa~"

Yang Jian, standing nearby, couldn't help but chuckle, and secretly gave the Jade Emperor a thumbs-up. The Jade Emperor raised an eyebrow in response, secretly pleased with himself.

Crack crack crack! Tongtian Sect Master clenched his fists hidden in his long sleeves, making cracking sounds, his old face turning bright red.

Calling Zhang Yifan, this mysterious mighty being, Grandpa, that was fine.

But the crucial point was that if he called him Grandpa, he would truly become the Jade Emperor's grand-nephew!

Damn it!

But if he didn't call him Grandpa! This immeasurable opportunity would probably slip through his fingers forever, with no chance of ever returning.

Seeing Tongtian Sect Master still struggling, Yang Jian walked over, put his arm around Tongtian Sect Master's shoulders, and said as if to comfort him, "Brother Tong, hurry and call Grandpa. Look, Grandpa is very kind and adorable. Hurry and call Grandpa, and Grandpa will make delicious food for you at noon."

What the hell!

Tongtian Sect Master felt blood rush straight to his head! His head was about to explode!

The Jade Emperor saying that was already infuriating enough, but who did Yang Jian think he was? Daring to put his arm around his shoulders and call him Brother Tong?

Damn it!

If they were outside the courtyard, Yang Jian would have already turned into a pile of ash!

"Brother Tong, hurry and call~" Yang Jian sneered inwardly, but his face was all smiles.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor burst into laughter internally, his smile almost breaking through, and he could only secretly pinch his thigh hard to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

But the Jade Emperor was already roaring with laughter in his heart!

Brother Tong! What a Brother Tong!

Hahahaha!

Good job, Yang Jian!

As expected of my good nephew!

The Jade Emperor also secretly gave Yang Jian a thumbs-up, and Yang Jian responded with a smiling wink.

This uncle and nephew pair were unbelievable, pulling these little tricks right under Tongtian's nose. Were they even going to let Tongtian live?

Zhang Yifan didn't see the subtle gestures between the Jade Emperor and Yang Jian. He just waved his hand, "Forget it, forget it. Little Tongtong is here for the first time, maybe he's a little nervous. He'll get used to it later."

"If you don't call Grandpa today, don't come again in the future."

The Jade Emperor wouldn't let it go, insisting that Tongtian Sect Master speak, and even resorted to threats.

Chapter 15: Tongtian, Little Tongtong, Eat More Pig Brains to Supplement Your Nutrients

"If you don't call Grandpa today, don't come again in the future."

Tongtian Sect Master calmed down a bit upon hearing this.

Why had he come in the first place? Wasn't it for the potential opportunities?

If he couldn't come again in the future, then what opportunities would there be?

Tongtian Sect Master glanced coldly at the Jade Emperor, then at Yang Jian, before summoning all his strength and forcing out two words through gritted teeth: "Grandpa."

"Brother Tong, louder, Grandpa won't eat you," Yang Jian said with a smile, still with his arm around Tongtian Sect Master's shoulders, shaking him slightly.

Jade Emperor, you little brat! Tongtian Sect Master hated him to the core.

Why didn't they settle their identities outside the courtyard earlier!

Tongtian Sect Master threw caution to the wind and shouted loudly, "Hello, Grandpa!"

"Ah, my good grandson! Grandpa will cook something delicious for you at noon to supplement your brain," Zhang Yifan replied with a smile, even reaching out to affectionately pat Tongtian Sect Master's head.

After saying it, Tongtian Sect Master actually relaxed: "Thank you, Grandpa."

"Mm, you do need to supplement your brain well~ Hehehehe~" The Jade Emperor suppressed his laughter and nodded.

Turning around, he burst into laughter, tears almost streaming from his eyes.

It was fortunate that the Jade Emperor was so capable that he didn't let out a pig-like squeal. Yang Jian, on the other hand, couldn't hold back any longer, biting his fist, but his eyes were also tearing up from laughter.

Ah, this was too satisfying.

Seeing the Jade Emperor's son still laughing, Zhang Yifan kicked him and then said to Tongtian Sect Master, "Alright, Little Tongtong, don't be nervous. Grandpa will go cook some food first. You guys can wander around the courtyard for now."

Watching Zhang Yifan leave and enter the house.

The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian could no longer hold back.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Little Tongtong! Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha"

The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian were laughing so hard they were rolling on the ground. They no longer looked like the Heavenly Emperor and his divine majesty, but like two complete buffoons.

"Hmph, if you dare call me that again," Tongtian Cult Master's voice was bone-chilling.

"Don't be like that~ Once a nephew, always a nephew!" The Jade Emperor was not afraid at all, retorting with a laugh.

"Exactly, Little Tongtong, Brother Tong, once a brother, always a brother," Yang Jian was not to be outdone, continuing to tease.

Tongtian Cult Master raised a finger and shook it, wanting to curse a few words, but in the end, he didn't utter them. Angrily, he flicked his sleeves and left the orchard, heading towards the house.

"Hahahaha!"

Watching Tongtian Cult Master leave, the Jade Emperor and Yang Jian burst into laughter again.

After laughing for a while, the Jade Emperor patted Yang Jian's shoulder and said, "My good nephew, you did well!"

"It's still Uncle who's mighty. I saw you wanted to step on Tongtian Cult Master's status, and I, your nephew, admired it greatly, so I went along with you. Anyway, with Grandfather here, what are we afraid of!"

"That's right! With my father and your grandfather here, what are we afraid of!" the Heavenly Emperor laughed.

"This is the kind of Heavenly Emperor I want to be. Even a Sage is merely a pawn in my hands, a dog at my feet!" The Jade Emperor was filled with emotion. This was the Heavenly Emperor he had always dreamed of!

Here with Zhang Yifan, the Jade Emperor had broken through his inner shackles, shattering the psychological barrier of Sages being unattainable, elevating his mental state to an unprecedented height.

What Sages? They were nothing more than this, just so-so.

In the small farmhouse courtyard.

Tongtian Cult Master was pacing around.

The more he looked around the courtyard, the more his heart pounded.

He had just seen the Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog.

Tongtian Cult Master vaguely felt that the Kirin Ancestor's strength might be comparable to a Sage. Even he, a Sage, could only vaguely comprehend its strength and realm, unable to see clearly.

Besides the Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, there were also the nine Golden Crows on the tree, which Tongtian Cult Master had also seen.

These Golden Crows, each one of them possessed unfathomable strength, far surpassing that of ordinary Quasi-Saint mighty figures.

"Chaos Breathing Soil, Kirin Ancestor, Golden Crows... my cultivation was suppressed the moment I entered the house. All of these are completely unlike what a Primordial Era mighty figure could achieve. Could this Grandpa possibly be a Great Dao Sage?"

"Is a Great Dao Sage truly this terrifying?"

Even though he hadn't seen the Dragon Ancestor or the others yet, Tongtian Cult Master was already sufficiently shocked.

Noon.

Zhang Yifan had cooked several dishes.

He had especially cooked some pig brains for Little Tongtong.

As the saying goes, eating brains nourishes the brain.

Seeing that Tongtian Cult Master seemed a bit slow-witted, Zhang Yifan naturally wanted to help him.

"So fragrant!"

Sitting at the dining table, Tongtian Cult Master sniffed and couldn't help but exclaim.

Even he, a Sage, found the food very fragrant.

Moreover, within the fragrance, there was a faint trace of Great Dao Laws, which was truly astonishing.

"If it smells good, eat more," Zhang Yifan smiled and put a pig brain onto Tongtian Cult Master's plate: "Here, Little Tongtong, eat more of this today. This is a good thing, very nourishing."

"Yes, my dear nephew, eat more. It's good for your brain," the Jade Emperor chuckled.

Tongtian Cult Master sighed with a look of despair. This Jade Emperor really deserved a beating.

"You silly fool, teasing again! Don't you know Little Tongtong is nervous because it's his first time here? And you're still saying that."

Zhang Yifan raised his hand and flicked the Jade Emperor on the head with a chopstick, leaving the Jade Emperor looking wronged.

"Have some wine with your old man at noon. The two little ones can just have some tea."

"Alright!"

The Jade Emperor's eyes lit up. That wine was good stuff. He took a jar of wine.

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I lived here for a month before, and we drank every day. My cultivation soared, and I was almost at the peak of Quasi-Saint strength.