Primordial Chaos: Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son from the Start
Chapter 35

Primordial Era: Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son at the Start

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Zhang Yifan also saw the incomparably massive Eye of Heavenly Punishment, and the bolt of lightning that was ten thousand feet in size.

"This heavenly punishment is going all out."

Zhang Yifan stroked his chin. "It seems they want to teach Sect Master Tongtian a profound lesson, to make him behave himself from now on."

Poor little Tongtong.

Yang Jian sighed and shook his head at the side, then saw the Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, nearby.

Suddenly, an idea struck him, and a wicked grin spread across his face.

The Kirin Ancestor felt a chill just looking at that wicked grin, and transmitted his voice to Yang Jian: "What are you plotting, you brat?"

"What am I plotting? Naturally, I'm going to get revenge for little Tongtong."

"If the master doesn't intervene, can you beat Dao Ancestor Hongjun?"

"It's not time to fight Hongjun. But that old scoundrel Zhunti, I can deal with him."

Yang Jian sneered. "Zhunti, that old scoundrel, actually dared to insult my brother Tong. Not only am I going to deal with him, I'm going to tear down his Spiritual Mountain!"

"You're only at the early stage of Quasi-Saint."

The Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, rolled his eyes.

"But you're a Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortal."

Yang Jian grinned wickedly and scooped up the Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, into his arms. The dog struggled but couldn't break free.

Damn it!

The Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, glared at Yang Jian, but with Zhang Yifan standing nearby, he didn't dare to act too wildly. "You brat, if you want to do it, then do it, but why are you hugging me? Let me state first, this old ancestor only likes women! I'm not interested in men. No matter how handsome you are, if you dare hug me again in the future, I'll bite you to death."

"Alright, alright, as if I like men."

Yang Jian threw the big black dog aside. "For this job, we need to call the Dragon Ancestor. And those nine Golden Crows."

"That's a must. Zhunti and Jieyin are two Sages. If you send me alone, it definitely won't work. The Dragon Ancestor is also a Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortal like me. Two versus two, it's just right."

The Dragon Ancestor is also a Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortal?

Yang Jian gasped. He hadn't expected there to be so many Sage-like existences in this small courtyard!

So, the big black dog ran to the edge of the pond and barked a few times into it.

From the pond, the Dragon Ancestor surfaced and nodded his fish-head in agreement.

The nine Golden Crows also chirped a few times in agreement.

"Yang Jian, to be safe, borrow a hoe from the master. When the time comes, I'll dig that old scoundrel Zhunti to death with one hoe."

"You got it!"

Yang Jian, with an excited expression, happily trotted over to Zhang Yifan to borrow a hoe. "Grandpa, I want to go out and dig up some wild vegetables to make a special dish for Grandpa tonight. Can you lend me a hoe?"

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"Oh~ you still know how to get wild vegetables? Here, take the hoe." Zhang Yifan smiled heartily. What an filial grandson.

With Zhang Yifan's nod of agreement.

Yang Jian easily picked up the hoe, unlike the cleaver last time, which he couldn't lift.

Then, the Dragon Ancestor transformed into a beam of Golden Light and hid on the Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog. The big black dog ran ahead, Yang Jian followed behind, and the nine Golden Crows also flew out of the house.

"You brat, just wander around the yard and get some wild vegetables. We'll be back soon."

The Kirin Ancestor instructed Yang Jian, then concealed the heavenly secrets and transformed into a stream of light, heading straight for the Western Teachings, the Spiritual Mountain treasure land.

Western Teachings, Spiritual Mountain.

Dao Ancestor Hongjun personally arrived, and heavenly punishment descended.

All the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats were greatly shaken.

"The Journey to the West restarts, congratulations, congratulations to the Sages, congratulations to the Buddhas." The Bodhisattvas and Arhats were overjoyed and congratulated Tathagata Buddha one after another.

Tathagata Buddha also nodded with a smile.

But suddenly, Tathagata's smile froze, and he turned furious: "How dare you, you scoundrel!"

The Bodhisattvas and Arhats, their hair standing on end, fearfully saw a giant hoe, as massive as a mountain, descending from the sky as if weeding!

Tathagata Buddha struck out like lightning, his boundless might meeting the hoe.

With this swing, Tathagata Buddha spat blood and was sent flying millions of miles, his meridians shattered!

He couldn't block it at all!

As the hoe dug down, the entire Spiritual Mountain peak was dug out like a bamboo shoot!

Damn it!

Tathagata Buddha, spitting blood, his eyelids twitched. If he hadn't dodged quickly just now, he felt he would have died under that hoe!

It was too terrifying!

Tathagata Buddha escaped by a hair's breadth, but the Arhats and Bodhisattvas were not so lucky.

The numerous Arhats and Bodhisattvas dug up by the hoe died directly, their souls scattered and their spirits annihilated.

"Damn it, I'll dig you bald donkeys to death! How dare you bully my master's eldest grandson!"

The Kirin Ancestor swung his hoe, digging ferociously, one hoe striking a mountain peak, severing the spiritual roots and earth veins of Spiritual Mountain inch by inch! He also dug tens of thousands of Arhats and Bodhisattvas to death, one hoe at a time.

Rumble!

The earth veins broke, the spiritual veins broke, and the massive pillar of light shot straight into the sky, drawing the attention of the great figures of the Primordial Era.

Sage Zhunti, Sage Jieyin, Grand Pure Sage, Saintess Nuwa, and Primordial Lord of Heaven all looked towards the western region.

The Jade Emperor and the other heavenly gods also looked towards the western Spiritual Mountain.

Everyone's eyes were strange, curious, and speculative.

"Scoundrel! Tongtian! You destroyed my Spiritual Mountain, and I will never forgive you!"

Sage Zhunti spat blood in anger, cursing Sect Master Tongtian while brandishing his Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree and heading straight for Spiritual Mountain.

Sage Jieyin did not delay either, turning into a meteor and plummeting towards the west.

"Hahahaha, the destruction of Spiritual Mountain is the will of the Heavenly Dao, and it has nothing to do with me, Tongtian." Sect Master Tongtian laughed to the heavens.

Hearing Sect Master Tongtian's mockery.

Sage Zhunti spat out a mouthful of old blood, realizing he had lifted a rock only to drop it on his own feet.

In the Heavenly Court.

Saintess Nuwa frowned, puzzled, "Who dares to sneak attack Spiritual Mountain? Their methods are so vicious, actually digging up the western spiritual and earth veins! And slaughtering tens of thousands of the Western Teachings!"

"Someone is obscuring the heavenly secrets. Why don't we go take a look, and we'll naturally understand." Grand Pure Sage shook his head.

Even Grand Pure Sage, who was most skilled at deducing heavenly secrets, could not calculate it now; the heavenly secrets were completely hazy.

The Jade Emperor and the others were also very confused as to who was making the move.

The great figures of the Primordial Era were also very confused.

They naturally did not believe that Sect Master Tongtian was causing trouble.

Sect Master Tongtian had just received heavenly punishment and was severely injured, so how could he have destroyed Spiritual Mountain right under their noses?

"Let's go."

Grand Pure Sage, Saintess Nuwa, and Primordial Lord of Heaven, the three Sages, instantly vanished from their spots, chasing after Jieyin and Zhunti.

The Jade Emperor and the other gods did not join the fray, but instead ordered people to rebuild the damaged palace buildings of the Heavenly Court.

"It's time to see Father." the Jade Emperor mused to himself.

West, Spiritual Mountain.

The peaks of Spiritual Mountain had all collapsed.

The entire Spiritual Mountain looked as if it had been plowed by a cow, shattered and broken, with no intact areas.

Holy crap!

Damn it!

"Ahhhhhh! Which shameless bastard is it! Get out here for me!"

Sage Zhunti spat out a mouthful of blood, cursing in anger, but he couldn't find the person who had attacked him.

Sage Jieyin's heart was also bleeding, and he was furious and enraged, his killing intent soaring, wanting to kill someone.

The methods were so vicious, they had wiped out the entire nest of the Western Teachings!

This was simply too much!

Too much!

"It's your grandpa Hei! Eat my hoe!"

Suddenly, a loud shout rang out, and a hoe, like the sun and moon in the sky, blotted out the sun and descended towards the old bastard Zhunti's forehead!

The aura of death washed over him!

Sage Zhunti's eyes widened, his scalp tingled, and his eyelids twitched!

Chapter 32: Sage Zhunti is Dug to Death with One Hoe

"Eat my hoe!"

A loud shout, like thunder, echoed across the western Spiritual Mountain.

The Kirin Ancestor, the big black dog, swung the Great Dao Artifact hoe, blotting out the sun and descending towards the old bastard Zhunti's forehead, as if to dig a pit in his forehead!

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