Primordial Era: Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son at the Start

"Thank you so much!" Nuwa gritted her teeth.

"Good granddaughter, it's alright, no need to be polite with your Seventh Grandma~" the Seventh Princess giggled.

"Ah~" Nuwa tilted her head back, sighing, looking utterly exhausted.

Getting mixed up with this group was more terrifying than a mortal seeing a devil.

It was too exhausting.

Let it all be destroyed, Sages and tribulations, none of it mattered anymore.

Just destroy it all, quickly.

After all this, Nuwa's Sage Dao heart was almost broken.

The Seven Fairies and the San Xiao burst into laughter.

Seeing this group laughing heartily, Zhang Yifan was also very happy, feeling warm inside.

This lively scene was just like New Year's.

It had been a long time.

Chapter 40: The Seven Fairies Dance, Dong Yong Suffers

A rich and lively dinner concluded in a relaxed and joyful atmosphere.

The Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, and others gathered around Zhang Yifan, drinking tea and eating snacks.

With tea, snacks, and fruit, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but recall his younger days as a landlord, with fine wine and singing girls, living a life of leisure.

He also remembered the series of strange tasks his dog system had once issued, one of which was to learn dance. Zhang Yifan had practiced dance to the utmost perfection.

"What a beautiful night, it would be perfect if someone could play music and dance," Zhang Yifan sighed.

The Jade Emperor slapped his thigh upon hearing this and laughed, "Dad, I knew something was missing from this scene, it was music and dance!"

Back in the Heavenly Court, they always drank fine wine, ate snacks, and enjoyed the fairies dancing.

"Grandpa, I'll dance for you."

The eldest of the Seven Fairies' princesses perked up upon hearing this, "I just learned a new dance last time and haven't performed it for Grandpa yet!"

"Grandpa, Grandpa, let us perform with big sister. We just learned the 'Nishang Flying Heaven Dance'," the other princesses chimed in, giggling as they stood up.

"Alright. Then let Grandpa see your new dance," Zhang Yifan laughed heartily, having not enjoyed such a life for a long time.

"Old Bai, then let's play the music," the Jade Emperor joined in the fun, pulling Taibai Jinxing along to play music.

The Jade Emperor held a handbell, while Taibai beat the drum.

"Little Tongtong's flute playing is excellent, Little Tongtong should also accompany us," the Jade Emperor then pulled Sect Master Tongtian to accompany them.

Sect Master Tongtian did not refuse.

"Then I'll provide the lighting," Yang Jian also wanted to show off.

"Hahaha, Uncle Yang, your Heavenly Eye's Golden Light is excellent stage lighting," Yunxiao teased with a chuckle.

Yang Jian proudly lifted his head.

Immediately, the seven princesses rushed to the open space and took their positions.

Sect Master Tongtian, the Jade Emperor, Taibai Jinxing, and others took out their instruments and accompanied the Seven Fairies.

Exquisite music began to play, and the Seven Fairies swung their long sleeves, their skirts flowing as they danced to the music.

Yang Jian activated his Heavenly Eye, its Golden Light shimmering, looking incredibly cool. He swayed his head, resembling a DJ.

If the great powers of the Primordial Era saw this scene, their jaws would drop.

Sect Master Tongtian and the Jade Emperor personally accompanying, Yang Jian providing lighting, and seven noble princesses of the Heavenly Court dancing, all performing for Zhang Yifan alone.

Has this ever happened in the history of the Primordial Era?

No!

Even Dao Ancestor Hongjun never enjoyed such a luxury!

During the Lich tribulation, the Demon Emperor and Heavenly Emperor did not have such treatment!

The Seven Fairies were already beauties, young and radiant, and their dance was both magnificent and gorgeous. This made Zhang Yifan sigh, realizing why monarchs neglected their duties. He decided he must protect his seven granddaughters well in the future.

"Good, good, good."

As the dance concluded, Zhang Yifan applauded enthusiastically.

"Thank you, Grandpa!" The Seven Fairies were also very happy to hear the praise.

"Seeing you all reminds me of the Seven Fairies in the Heavenly Court."

The Seven Fairies secretly chuckled, Aren't we the Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Court!

Zhang Yifan sighed, "What a pity for that Seventh Princess, who was eventually deceived by a cowherd from the mortal world and even had children with him. Such a shame."

"Ah!"

The Seven Fairies were greatly shocked.

The Jade Emperor was also startled. There's such a thing?

"Grandfather, what's going on?" the Seventh Princess quickly asked, knowing full well the story was about her.

"It's like this. The Seven Fairies from the Heavenly Court secretly descended to the mortal realm and were bathing in a waterfall pool. An old ox spirit told a cowherd named Dong Yong about it. So, Dong Yong stole the Seven Princesses' clothes. When the fairies left, only the Seventh Princess had no clothes to wear."

"Then Dong Yong pretended to encounter the Seventh Princess, saying he found the clothes a few miles away."

"..."

Zhang Yifan recounted the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.

"What?? The Jade Emperor was furious. 'How could Dong Yong be so despicable!'"

"Exactly! This person is a complete scoundrel! I want to beat him up every time I see him!" The Seventh Princess was also furious. How could she possibly fall in love with such a degenerate!

"Old Bai!"

The Jade Emperor looked at Old Bai with murderous intent, giving him a look.

"Young Master, I understand." Taibai Jinxing nodded heavily.

To dare lay hands on my Seventh Princess, not knowing life from death?

Isn't this person tired of living?

Taibai Jinxing quickly left stealthily, ordering all the Land Gods and Mountain Gods in the mortal realm to investigate Dong Yong and that old ox spirit.

In just a moment, they found them.

A certain place in the mortal realm.

Dong Yong was sleeping, and the old ox spirit was still grazing.

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing appeared with a troop of heavenly soldiers.

"Seize the old ox," Taibai Jinxing waved his hand, and the heavenly soldiers immediately surrounded the old ox spirit.

"Who are you?" The old ox spirit turned pale with fright, his soul nearly flying out of his body.

"Hmph, you're nothing more than a dish on a table, yet you dare to set your sights on my Heavenly Court princess. Execute!"

Taibai Jinxing snorted coldly, cast a cold glance at the old ox spirit, and with a wave of his hand, decapitated the old ox spirit.

A bull's head flew high into the air. The old ox spirit was instantly annihilated, never to be reincarnated.

The old ox spirit never understood why, after being secretly arranged by the Western Teachings to lie in wait in the mortal realm for hundreds of years, his plan to make the Jade Emperor lose face in front of the Three Realms hadn't even been implemented before he was discovered.

"My lord, how should Dong Yong be dealt with?" A heavenly soldier quickly dragged Dong Yong forward. The immortal's magic prevented him from speaking.

Dong Yong was terrified, completely unaware of what was happening.

"Sentenced to death by a thousand cuts! His soul shall be cast into the Eighteen Levels of Hell, never to be reincarnated!" Taibai Jinxing's face was filled with murderous intent as he directly imposed the harshest punishment on Dong Yong.

"Yes!"

Dong Yong was executed by a thousand cuts, and his soul was cast into the Eighteen Levels of Hell to suffer eternal torment.

Neither the old ox spirit nor Dong Yong understood what was happening. Zhang Yifan casually told a story, and Dong Yong and the old ox spirit were reduced to dust.

A nail hidden by the Western Teachings in the mortal realm was also removed.

"Old Master, your foresight is truly divine. To know such secret matters so clearly."

Looking at the corpse of the old ox spirit, Taibai Jinxing exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "If this plan had been carried out, the Jade Emperor would have lost all face."

Afterward, Taibai Jinxing collected the old ox spirit's body and disappeared from the spot.

This ox is a good meal, how could I throw it away?

I must take it back to show respect to Master Zhang Yifan.

The mortal realm, in Zhang Yifan's courtyard.

"Father, can you tell us about the Primordial Tribulation you mentioned last time?"

The Jade Emperor remembered the secret tales of the Primordial Era that Zhang Yifan had spoken of before and brought up the topic of the Primordial Tribulation again today.

Hearing the Jade Emperor's words, Sect Master Tongtian, San Xiao, Zhao Gongming, Nuwa, Yang Jian, Queen Mother, and others all turned their heads, looking at Zhang Yifan.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but smile and ask, "Are you all very interested?"

"Very interested!" The Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, and the others nodded.

The secrets Zhang Yifan had mentioned earlier, such as the Primordial world being able to advance and Pangu's primordial spirit true body being able to descend, had already shocked the Jade Emperor and Sect Master Tongtian.

Naturally, they were now extremely interested in the secrets of the Primordial Tribulation.

Saintess Nuwa, however, was a little confused. The Primordial Tribulation, and secrets?

Weren't all the people present eyewitnesses? What else could they not understand?