Primordial Era: Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son at the Start

Earlier, I cursed the old bastard Hongjun and was punished to face the wall on Golden Ao Island for a thousand years.

I don't want to always be without a plan in the future.

If I knew what these two swords were, even if I only knew one of them, I could use it to annoy Dao Ancestor Hongjun.

Or even, wrestle with Hongjun.

Everyone looked at Zhang Yifan, like children eager to learn, hoping Zhang Yifan would continue.

"Oh my, it's getting late. It's already very late, and I, an old man, am going to sleep. I'm very sleepy. I'll tell you more tomorrow morning."

Zhang Yifan yawned and waved his hand, not continuing to speak, but getting up to go to sleep.

What?!

Jade Emperor: ...

Sect Master Tongtian: ...

Everyone was helpless for a moment, their appetites whetted, and then suddenly he stopped talking. How could they stand this!

"Father, please tell us a little longer. It's not even late yet," the Jade Emperor said, pulling on Zhang Yifan's arm, anxiously and coquettishly.

Zhang Yifan glared at the Jade Emperor, "It's already past midnight, past twelve o'clock! You still say it's early. Are you, my unfilial son, trying to wear out this old bone of mine? If it were usual, I would have slept for two hours already."

???

You'll wear yourself out?

You're an old bone?

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes. Father, the meals you cook contain Great Dao Law Fragments!

A mortal who eats just one bite can directly become an immortal!

You eat it every day, and you'll get old!

Isn't that a handsome face of a forty-year-old?

Sect Master Tongtian also chuckled dumbly, thinking to himself: Old man, you must be joking!

In this Primordial Era and Three Realms, anyone else might get worn out, anyone else could be an old bone, but definitely not you!

Don't you see, you easily snapped that Great Dao Artifact hoe!

That's something even a Quasi-Saint couldn't lift, a hoe that dug off a Sage's head, a weapon that could kill the Heavenly Dao, and you just broke it.

You're old?

It's simply outrageous.

"Alright, let Father rest early. I've been telling you stories all night, and you still haven't heard enough," the Queen Mother chimed in, supporting Zhang Yifan and glaring at the Jade Emperor and Sect Master Tongtian.

"Exactly, Grandpa, hurry up and go to sleep. We want to sleep too."

The Seven Fairies were well-behaved and sensible, also speaking up for Zhang Yifan.

"See, your daughter-in-law is good, and your granddaughters are sensible."

Zhang Yifan said to the Jade Emperor exasperatedly, "Look at you, so impatient. What great things can you accomplish? Eating well and sleeping well is the most important matter in heaven and earth! Do you understand!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, Father, you are right! Your son understands." The Jade Emperor quickly nodded and bowed with a fawning smile, helping Zhang Yifan into the room.

The Queen Mother was responsible for heating water for Zhang Yifan to wash his face and soak his feet.

The Seven Fairies, San Xiao, and others even went to make Zhang Yifan's bed and tidy up the room.

These powerful beings, the noble Heavenly Court princesses, were at this moment like servants in a wealthy household, comfortably and attentively serving Zhang Yifan!

If Hongjun saw this scene, he would only feel envy and jealousy!

After Zhang Yifan went to sleep.

The Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, and the others did not sleep.

They couldn't sleep!

They couldn't sleep no matter what.

They were wide awake!

Having learned this earth-shattering secret, everyone had too many thoughts and their minds were very clear.

"Young Master, I'm back," Taibai Jinxing quietly returned to Zhang Yifan's courtyard.

"Is the matter handled?" the Jade Emperor asked.

"It's handled. This is that ox."

Taibai Jinxing nodded respectfully and then released the true form of the Old Ox Spirit.

"Old Bai, you did well!" The Seventh Princess was very happy to see the Old Ox Spirit slain and couldn't help but pat Taibai Jinxing's shoulder, praising him.

Taibai Jinxing was flattered and bowed repeatedly, saying, "It is my fortune to be able to share your worries, Your Majesty and Princess."

"Is this the Old Ox Spirit beside Dong Yong in the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl that the old man mentioned?" Saintess Nuwa asked, looking at the corpse of the Old Ox Spirit.

"Yes. What's wrong?" the Jade Emperor nodded.

"Old man was just speaking casually, and you took it seriously?" Saintess Nuwa chuckled.

"When has what my dad said ever been wrong?"

The Jade Emperor raised an eyebrow and said to Saintess Nuwa without politeness, "On the other hand, you, a little beggar, shamelessly snuck in, obtained a great opportunity, became related to my daughter, and became my daughter's granddaughter. You really got off easy."

Saintess Nuwa: ???

A little beggar?

Became related to your daughter?

Became your daughter's granddaughter?

And I got off easy?

Damn it! I am a dignified Heavenly Dao Sage!

An incomparably noble Sage, revered by all beings in the Primordial Era!

You dare insult me?

Saintess Nuwa was furious and pointed at the Jade Emperor, "Good for you, Jade Emperor! You..."

"What about me! You have to call me Great-Grandfather!"

Before Saintess Nuwa could finish speaking, the Jade Emperor snorted, stood up, and slapped away Saintess Nuwa's hand.

Saintess Nuwa immediately became enraged, killing intent surging to her forehead.

The Seventh Princess instantly flashed in front of the Jade Emperor, looking at Saintess Nuwa coldly, and said with an unfriendly tone, "Dare to argue with my father emperor? My eldest granddaughter, can't you see your seventh grandmother here? Are you itching for a beating?"

"Exactly! Your eldest grandmother is here."

"And your second grandmother!"

"And your Aunt Yunxiao!"

The seven princesses, Yunxiao, Bixiao, and Qiongxiao, stepped forward one after another, glaring at Saintess Nuwa.

A Sage?

So what if you're a Sage!

In front of Zhang Yifan, you, Nuwa, are just a little beggar, a little street urchin!

Letting you sneak in to get a meal is already giving you face!

Saintess Nuwa was so angry that veins bulged on her forehead.

Since becoming a Sage, people had always respectfully flattered her, Nuwa, and watched her expressions.

When had she ever felt so wronged before?

But she didn't dare to make a move.

Putting aside the existence of Zhang Yifan, that mysterious mighty figure, even the Kirin Ancestor, that big black dog, was staring at Saintess Nuwa coldly.

As soon as she dared to make a move, the Kirin Ancestor would immediately jump out and bite her to death.

In this small courtyard, Saintess Nuwa had lost all her cultivation.

Sect Master Tongtian sat to the side with a small stool, cracking melon seeds and smiling as he watched the scene unfold.

Spectating, spectating!

Seeing Saintess Nuwa in a bind, Sect Master Tongtian was quite happy.

The Jade Emperor was also very happy. His daughters were actually protecting him, their father, so warmly.

His daughters had grown up! They were not afraid of a Sage and dared to step on one.

With such courage and spirit, they were already top-tier prodigies in the entire Primordial Era.

The atmosphere in Zhang Yifan's small courtyard became tense, filled with killing intent, and a battle was about to break out among the women.

Yang Jian and Zhao Gongming prepared to help.

The tension reached its peak!

"Waaahhh! I'm going to tell Old Ancestor that you're bullying me, woo woo woo."

But Saintess Nuwa's mind raced. She suddenly sat down on the ground and wailed loudly, her crying echoing through the night sky.

Seeing Saintess Nuwa suddenly cry.

The Seven Fairies, San Xiao, and the others widened their eyes, finding it unbelievable.

Sect Master Tongtian was also taken aback.

"Are you kidding me!

Have you no shame!

She actually sat on the ground and started crying."