Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 2

Connecting with the Women! You Have This Too?

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Bibi Dong was about to continue speaking and salvage some dignity.

However, someone stepped up to speak on her behalf.

[Demon Fox]: "What right do you have to lecture the Pope like this! How has the Pope offended you? Who are you to act so outrageously here?" [Bingbing Youli]: "I also think there's no need to curse her like that. Isn't this Light Screen mainly for watching the commentary? The sharp review has only just begun, so why not first see exactly what appears?" [Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu]: "Even I cannot see through such a Light Screen. It is indeed marvelous! Today's topic is a sharp review of this Bibi Dong's view on love. Perhaps there will be sharp reviews of others before long as well! Let us watch for now; it may prove useful!"

Only after seeing people who were finally not cursing her did Bibi Dong's mood improve somewhat.

She began analyzing the people who had posted those comments, but could not make out anything from them. Aside from [Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu], who was likely someone from Sea God Island.

The others all used fairly ordinary names. Even the identities of those who had cursed her remained unclear.

Helpless, Bibi Dong could only watch the main content of the Light Screen first.

"Hmph!"

"This Seat will not bother with it for now. I insist on seeing just how this person intends to judge my view on love!"

At that, Bibi Dong immediately thought of that buzzcut middle-aged man, Yu Xiaogang, who was reputed to be the Theory Master of the Spirit World.

He was her beloved, and also the regret she could never obtain.

Could this Light Screen's review of her view on love reveal information about Yu Xiaogang as well?

Carrying a faint expectation in her heart, Bibi Dong watched with great focus.

Continuing from its previous opening insult, the text on the Light Screen gradually updated:

[As the saying goes, women are often drawn to the strong. This can be seen in most normal women.] [After all, who does not like an outstanding member of the opposite sex? Who would not like someone with strength, talent, and good looks?] [That is why, later on, Hu Liena and Qian Renxue, despite being members of Spirit Hall, would still throw themselves at Tang San!] [There is no helping it—you have to admit that Tang San possesses extraordinary talent, formidable strength, and handsome looks. It is perfectly normal for young girls' hearts to flutter.] [Although they themselves cannot distinguish the greater picture from personal feelings and are sick in the head, at least they fell for someone powerful. That much is understandable.]

Unexpectedly, the Light Screen's sharp review of Bibi Dong began with other people.

This left everyone watching the Light Screen stunned.

What was this Light Screen saying? Things from the future?

In the future, Hu Liena and Qian Renxue would fall for someone named Tang San?

Heavens, did the content of this Light Screen actually possess prophetic qualities? Could it predict the future?!

In an instant, many people immediately voiced their opinions.

[Yanyan Deyi]: "If I understood correctly, this Light Screen is talking about the future, right? My god, how could it know what will happen later?" [Buzhun Chutu]: "Could this have been created by a god? Unless it was a god, how could that be possible... And I have no idea where this Light Screen came from!" [Xinping Qihe]: "Who are Hu Liena and Qian Renxue? Are they people from Spirit Hall? Why would they fawn over that Tang San, and where is Tang San from?" [Weiyi Gongzhu]: "Third Brother? Isn't Third Brother Xiao Wu's? Why is he involved with other women? Who are Hu Liena and Qian Renxue?" [Meow Meow Meow]: "You call him Third Brother? Wait, you couldn't be... You have this Light Screen too?" [Demon Fox]: "Bullshit! Where did this piece of garbage come from? What right does it have to say... say Hu Liena would fawn over some Tang San? @[Weiyi Gongzhu], speak! Who is Tang San? How dare he slander Hu Liena!" [Wo Shi Gu'er]: "What the hell is Tang San? @[Weiyi Gongzhu], quickly reveal the identity of this Tang San! I must execute him on Qian Renxue's behalf. How dare he slander someone like this!" [Bibi Dong]: "Tang San... This Seat will remember that name! Hmph, if what this Light Screen says is true, I will certainly eliminate this future threat for Nana!"

Inside the Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong's face darkened. She had initially thought this Light Screen had come to humiliate her, yet it had unexpectedly exposed such a secret.

It seemed that what the Light Screen said could even involve future events.

Given the mysterious origins of the Light Screen, Bibi Dong was inclined to believe it. It had silently implanted itself into her, a Titled Douluo.

The person who created the Light Screen, as well as the one who wrote its text, had to be at least above the level of gods. Otherwise, they could not have accomplished such a thing.

What a being suspected to be a god said was highly likely to be true.

"Could it be that Nana and Xiao Xue will truly be bewitched by this person called Tang San in the future?"

"Judging by what the Light Screen means, the two of them may even affect Spirit Hall's Great Plan because of this Tang San!"

"Hmph! Tomorrow, have Yue Guan and Ghost Charm investigate what this Tang San is!"

Bibi Dong's expression was icy, her ample chest heaving violently.

Still, Seeing this, she continued watching. The Light Screen had merely mentioned them; its main focus was still its sharp review of her.

Shrek Academy.

Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing.

The Three people had gathered in their dorm room late at night, each with a frightened expression on her face.

"Turns out you have this Light Screen too?"

"Xiao Wu, you have one too! And Zhuqing as well—oh my God, what a coincidence!"

"This Light Screen has a mysterious origin. It can even predict parts of the future. It must be some kind of treasure..."

"The three of us must keep this hidden."

Zhu Zhuqing was the calmest. She warned them in advance, "Rongrong, you're [Weiyi Gongzhu], right?"

"Don't call him 'Third Brother' again. If someone recognizes us, it could bring about a Great Disaster!"

Still shaken, Ning Rongrong nodded hastily and promised, "Okay, I'll be careful."

"But Xiao Wu, the Light Screen says that Hu Liena and Qian Renxue will lick Third Brother in the future. What does that mean?"

"It can't mean licking him literally, right? Isn't Third Brother your man...?"

The moment Xiao Wu heard that, her face turned bright red. She immediately denied it, "W-what do you mean, my man?"

"Xiao San and I are only brother and sister... How could I..."

"I don't care who licks him. I'm just his younger sister..."

Ning Rongrong chuckled. "Alright, Xiao Wu. Why are you getting shy in front of us?"

"Still, maybe we misunderstood. Let's keep watching and see what else the Light Screen says."

"Even if we don't know whether Third Brother will get involved with other women in the future, we can at least see some embarrassing things about Pope Bibi Dong!"

Xiao Wu nodded. "Hmph, so she's the Pope! I'll definitely deal with her!"

"Let's keep watching..."

After saying that, the Three women stopped dwelling on it and turned their eyes back to the Light Screen, hoping to learn more from it.

Yet Xiao Wu was still affected by it deep down. Could Xiao San really have other women in the future?

And those two women were from Spirit Hall—the Forces of her enemies...

Thinking of this, Xiao Wu could not help feeling a little disappointed.

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