Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 31

Night Attack on Shrek! Bibi Dong Explodes!

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Blazing Academy.

Huo Wu stroked her chin as she stared at the Light Screen before her, deeply puzzled.

Her own name was Huo Wu. Was the Xiao Wu in the title her nickname?

"That can't be right. No one has ever called me Xiao Wu since I was little," she muttered.

Speed Clan.

Bai Chenxiang sat on her bed in a light purple camisole, using a comb to smooth out her Twin Tails.

The sudden appearance of the Light Screen before her left her greatly confused.

However, after she spoke, someone responded.

[Yanyan Deyi]: "A newcomer actually joined? Does that mean new people can be invited whenever there's a Sharp review at a whole-number interval?"

[Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu]: "@[Northern Shrike] @[Hot Girl], even an evil force like Spirit Hall is connected here! I suggest you watch what you say and don't reveal your personal information."

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "@[Hot Girl], so your name also has the character 'Wu' in it?"

[Bingbing Youli]: "Ah, it wasn't easy for newcomers to show up. I should explain it so they don't get confused. This is actually a special connected Light Screen. Every night, it will..."

Shui Bing'er was relatively kind-hearted and not overly calculating, so she took the initiative to explain everything clearly to the two newcomers.

Sure enough, after hearing the explanation, Bai Chenxiang and Huo Wu both more or less understood.

The two were also astonished. There was actually such a mysterious existence in the world, and the Sharp Reviewer knew everything.

Especially after hearing that it had previously reviewed Bibi Dong, the Pope of Spirit Hall, as well as some Master from the Theoretical Circle, the two women were terrified.

So now, it was going to review some Xiao Wu from Shrek?

[Hot Girl]: "I understand! This Light Screen can even give us guidance. I wonder whether it will feature us In the future?"

[Northern Shrike]: "It probably depends on whether someone is worth reviewing. Someone like me doesn't seem to have anything worth reviewing. Let's just watch for now."

The two blended in and chatted with the others. Most of them were young women, so they had plenty in common to talk about.

Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Only Xiao Wu and the other two had no interest in the newcomers.

Xiao Wu was still tense all over, focusing solely on the review.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing kept comforting her.

Right after that, the Light Screen began displaying the official review. The Three women, along with the other viewers who had been chatting, all turned their attention to it.

In the Light Screen.

[Xiao Wu, good, good, good. This most famous accessory has finally been reviewed too!]

[As for this Girl's love life, all I can say is that Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing still had some say in their families later on! But after getting together with Tang San, you completely became an accessory!]

[Xiao Wu's brain simply didn't work properly. From the moment she first appeared until the very end, every part of her was full of contradictions and stupidity!]

[As a 100,000-Year Soul Beast who took human form without losing her original memories, how could she act so stupidly in daily life?]

[I seriously suspect that Xiao Wu's brain got struck by lightning when she transformed. Or are rabbit brains naturally so small that even 100,000 years of development can't make them grow?]

[You were a perfectly good 100,000-Year Soul Beast, yet after becoming human, instead of protecting yourself and being cautious, you ran around everywhere with Tang San every day, stirring up trouble.]

[What, did you think you had lived too long and wanted to die in the Human World to experience the thrill of being an M?]

Song Ye started things off by setting love aside and immediately tearing into Xiao Wu's intelligence.

He had been following Xiao Wu to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well these past few days, and she had annoyed him to no end. This was the perfect chance to vent a little.

However, the moment he began, his Zu'an Bloodline activated, belittling Xiao Wu into utter worthlessness and leaving the Shrek Three Women completely dumbfounded.

Inside Ning Rongrong's room.

The three women stared at the Light Screen, wide-eyed and speechless, almost thinking they had misread it.

Ning Rongrong took the initiative to ask, "Did this Sharp Reviewer take the wrong medicine lately? It started cursing right away?"

"It wasn't even this harsh when it reviewed me before!"

"Xiao Wu, don't believe it. The Light Screen has dragged you down to the absolute bottom. No matter what, that isn't right."

Zhu Zhuqing rubbed Xiao Wu's back and said, "It calls everyone stupid."

"Although you did rashly come to the Human World as a Soul Beast, weren't very low-key, and fell in love with Tang San, that doesn't make you stupid, does it? You just weren't cautious enough."

Hearing that, Xiao Wu's eyelids twitched. At a loss, she could only force a bitter smile. "Maybe."

"It's no big deal that it cursed me. Thinking about it carefully, I really was too reckless back then."

"I only want to know whether my love would be suitable if I really got together with Xiao San..."

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing found it hard to say anything more. They were beginning to feel that Tang San was not good enough, but they could not say it outright.

However, aside from the two of them, the information revealed at the start directly stunned the other connected viewers.

Because the Light Screen had clearly stated that this Xiao Wu was a 100,000-Year Soul Beast who had taken human form. Wasn't she still a Soul Beast?

For a moment, the entire Comment section erupted:

[Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu]: "What? A 100,000-Year Soul Beast taking human form? Shrek Academy actually has such a 100,000-Year Soul Beast!"

[Bibi Dong]: "Excellent. This Seat was merely looking at the Light Screen as usual, yet I never expected such a gain! A 100,000-Year Soul Beast is hiding within Shrek!"

[Bibi Dong]: "This Seat had originally been hesitating over whether to directly send people to wipe out this so-called Shrek. Now, it seems it must be done! A 100,000-Year Soul Beast, and a rabbit at that... perhaps she is the descendant of that rabbit from back then..."

[Buzhun Chutu]: "Bibi Dong, you still dare say that! A lunatic like you—I'll kill you sooner or later!"

[Bibi Dong]: "@[Buzhun Chutu], so you are this Xiao Wu? Beast! A Soul Beast actually dares come to the Human World to seek death! This Seat will definitely go to Shrek tomorrow!!"

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "Hmph! Regardless of anything else, a Soul Beast dares cause trouble in our Human World. It truly deserves to die!"

[Bingbing Youli]: "Huh? Do we have to be so ruthless? Although she is a 100,000-Year Soul Beast, she hasn't harmed anyone, has she? This feels a little wrong."

[Demon Fox]: "What do you people know! Soul Beasts and Soul Masters are natural enemies. We absolutely cannot spare a single Soul Beast! Once she grows stronger, do you think she won't kill people?!"

[Bibi Dong]: "Well said! Little Beast, wait nicely for This Seat! If you try to flee, This Seat will overturn even Suotuo City, where Shrek is located, to find you!!"

Bibi Dong spoke as if she were being foolish and giving them an entire night to prepare.

In reality, what she said online was one thing, and what she did offline was another.

Now that she knew the location of a 100,000-Year Soul Beast, how could she possibly let it go?

She had originally been in her chambers, but she immediately got dressed and issued an order without another word:

"Yue Guan! Ghost Charm! Get over here at once!!"

She did not dare waste this opportunity. She had to capture Xiao Wu tonight, before she could escape!

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