Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 32

Become a God and Die of Illness? Xiao Wu's Defense is Broken!

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Spirit Hall.

Late at night, Chrysanthemum Douluo Yue Guan and Ghost Douluo Ghost Charm were summoned awake at the same time.

The two were full of resentment, but seeing that the person before them was ultimately Empress Bibi Dong, they could not say much and could only suppress their anger and obey.

"Your Excellency the Pope!"

The two knelt on one knee, superficially respectful.

Bibi Dong looked anxious, watching the Light Screen while looking at Yue Guan and the other man.

Fortunately, only linked users could see the Light Screen clearly; no one else could see it. She could read the information while giving orders.

Once Yue Guan and the other man arrived, Bibi Dong swiftly ordered:

"This Seat has just received exact information. The daughter of that Hundred-Thousand-Year Rabbit Soul Beast we hunted back then—another young Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast—is currently at Shrek in Suotuo City, Heaven Dou Empire!"

"At the same time, Tang San, the son of Tang Hao, who killed former Pope Qian Xunji, is likely at Shrek Academy as well!"

"I now order you two to head to Shrek Academy immediately and bring back that Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast first!"

Bibi Dong was rather anxious, afraid she would miss the sharp review content still being serialized on the Light Screen.

However, to Yue Guan and the other man, it sounded as though Bibi Dong had become agitated because she had received information at the last minute.

The two of them were even equally shocked and excited.

Yue Guan spoke first. "What?"

"Your Excellency the Pope, is this information reliable?"

"A Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast is in Suotuo City?!"

Ghost Charm pondered as well, his whole body a little excited. "Suotuo City is not too far from our Spirit City. If it's true..."

"Wouldn't it be possible to catch a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast?!"

"Good heavens! Your Majesty, where did this information come from?"

Seeing their reaction, Bibi Dong had already been prepared. She urged them on while smoothing things over.

"Naturally, my people investigated it!"

"In short, the matter is urgent. You two must hurry there, lest the Soul Beast escape!"

"By the way, Tang Hao's son is also at Shrek and has a very good relationship with this Soul Beast."

"Since he is Tang Hao's biological son, Tang Hao may very well be hidden in the dark to protect him. Once you catch the Soul Beast, bring it back immediately. Do not entangle yourselves in battle!"

"As Titled Douluo, although you cannot defeat Tang Hao, running should not be difficult for you, right?"

Hearing this, Yue Guan instantly thought of back then, when he had followed Qian Xunji to hunt the Blue Silver Emperor Soul Beast.

At that time, Tang Hao had seemed utterly mad—he killed whoever stood in his way, Buddha or man. He had been too fierce and terrifying!

Recalling that battle, Yue Guan unconsciously swallowed, somewhat afraid.

However, he then heard Bibi Dong say there was no need to fight; they only needed to catch the Soul Beast and escape.

"Then it's fine. That's fine..."

Both of them nearly breathed a sigh of relief. Ghost Charm quickly assured her, "Your Majesty, rest assured!"

"Even if we cannot defeat Tang Hao, running is not a problem!"

"We two will definitely complete the mission! We will find another Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast for Spirit Hall!"

Bibi Dong looked satisfied. After giving them a few simple reminders, Yue Guan and the other man completely disappeared into the darkness.

After they left, Bibi Dong proudly sneered:

"Little Beast!"

"Even if you start running now, you still cannot outrun the speed of the two Titled Douluo!"

"We left you out back then. How can I let you go now?!"

After saying this, Bibi Dong did not even change back into casual clothes, but continued to wait in Spirit Hall.

If all went smoothly, Yue Guan and the other man would bring her back by midnight.

Bibi Dong continued watching the Light Screen, looking forward to more information.

In the Light Screen.

Comments and discussions from various characters were still rising and falling without pause.

But no matter what, everyone was still focused on the sharp review content in the Light Screen.

At this moment, the sharp review text was still outputting stably:

[What love? One is human, one is a Soul Beast. Clearly two contradictory races, yet they insisted on getting together. Don't know what's attractive.] [Counting Xiao Wu's love journey, what were the benefits of being with Tang San? You say she would become a God in the future, but didn't she still die of illness in the end?] [She could die of illness after becoming a god? That's hilarious. How bitter must life be to die of illness?] [Not to mention the final ending—just look at the process of her loving and accompanying Tang San all the way. How much did Xiao Wu suffer, and how many foolish things did she do?] [From the very beginning, a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast came to the Human World. She had lived for a full 100,000 Years. Even if she had always stayed in the Star Dou Great Forest, she must have seen plenty of humans who went there to hunt Soul Beasts, right?] [Xiao Wu could not possibly have never seen handsome little shotas, right?] [Yet after arriving in the Human World, she acted incredibly high-profile. She joined Nuoding Academy and started trouble, fought over the position of boss, and even beat Xiao Lao Da, the son of Nuoding City's City Lord, into her underling!] [No matter what, he was still the City Lord's son and had some connections. What if she provoked the so-called Nuoding City Lord, and the City Lord happened to know some Soul Saint or Soul Douluo? It's not impossible!] [If you were discovered then, would you still have any way to survive? You were only level ten or twenty at the time. Were you tired of living?] [And right after entering Nuoding Academy, she and Tang San became friends through fighting and started calling each other older brother and younger sister!] [Especially after studying for a year and returning home, Tang San found that his dad had left, so he wanted to treat her as his biological younger sister. He even said that if anyone wanted to hurt her, they would have to step over Tang San's corpse first!] [Bullshit! It sounded nice, but when was it ever fulfilled?] [When the two were together, wasn't Xiao Wu always the idiot who died first? And every time Xiao Wu died, she brought Tang San all sorts of benefits!] [So Xiao Wu was Tang San's ATM, huh? If she died a few more times, wouldn't Tang San evolve from a God King into a God Emperor?] [Not to mention that Tang San was a transmigrator. In his previous life, he had already been an adult in his twenties or thirties. After coming to Douluo Continent, he disguised himself as a child and tricked Xiao Wu into becoming his younger sister and girlfriend!] [No! According to the setting, Tang San did not know in the early stages that Xiao Wu was an old monster who had lived for 100,000 Years. To him, Xiao Wu really was a six- or seven-year-old girl!] [With the mentality of someone in his twenties or thirties, you slept every day with a six- or seven-year-old girl and used those impossible sweet words to entice her!] [What is this? This is molestation! An old man—not even in the role of dad or grandfather—kept touching her, sleeping with her, and eating with her. If that wasn't plotting something, if that wasn't molesting a child, then what was it?] [And Xiao Wu, that idiot, still loved him to death—literally 'to death'!] [This shows that rabbits might really be incapable of growing brains!] [Like this, if she were placed in the world of Plants vs. Zombies, even the zombies would despise her!]

Seeing this, Song Ye felt genuinely disgusted as he complained.

Granted, in the Original Work, whether true or false, Tang San at least appeared on the surface to love Xiao Wu.

But this kind of love was completely twisted and selfish!

Xiao Wu followed Tang San, and one could say there were benefits—she could even become a God! But did that mean she was comfortable or happy? Wasn't hardship still never-ending?

In the end, she could even die of illness after becoming a God. What kind of life did she have to live to end up so miserable?

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