Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 47

Castrating Yu Xiaogang! Bibi Dong's Ruthlessness!

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The only thing in Bibi Dong's mind after Yu Xiaogang said that was a question mark.

What the hell was he talking about?

I'm the Pope, and not only am I not ordering you around, I'm supposed to keep being your yes-man?

Bibi Dong frowned. "Yu Xiaogang, what else do you want?"

Yu Xiaogang immediately struck a proud pose, head held high and chest puffed out. Confident in Bibi Dong's favoritism toward him, he stated directly:

"Very simple!"

"I've thought things through these past few days. I've decided to return to Spirit Hall."

"Now, Tang San, the student I taught, is disloyal and unfilial. He betrayed me! And his father, Tang Hao, even humiliated me for no reason!"

"Since you have a grudge against them, I'll join Spirit Hall and guide Spirit Hall for your sake. Together, we'll deal with that father-and-son pair, Tang Hao and Tang San!"

"You?" Bibi Dong looked disgusted. "You're going to guide Spirit Hall?"

"Yu Xiaogang, who do you think you are? What gives you the right to guide Spirit Hall? Does Spirit Hall even want you?"

Yu Xiaogang froze. Why had Bibi Dong been going against him all day? Was she angry?

He immediately said, "I'm also an elder of Spirit Hall! Bibi Dong, show me some respect!"

"Fine. Starting today, you're no longer an elder of Spirit Hall!" Bibi Dong said coldly. "I must have been blind to make you an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall in the first place."

"From this moment onward, I officially revoke your elder position! You will have nothing to do with Spirit Hall ever again!"

"Ah?"

"No, no, that won't do!" Yu Xiaogang finally started to panic upon hearing this.

Only then did he realize that something was wrong—very wrong!

Judging by this, Bibi Dong was not merely angry. Her attitude toward him had truly changed.

No, he couldn't do this. He couldn't leave Bibi Dong. He quickly retorted:

"Bibi Dong? You, you can't just say things like that!"

"I'm the greatest Theory Master in the Spirit World. Aren't you afraid that abandoning me will delay Spirit Hall's future?"

"I... Bibi Dong, I've contributed to Spirit Hall too. I'm an elder as well, how can you—"

"Bullshit!" Bibi Dong truly wanted to hit him now and began cursing at Yu Xiaogang.

"You useless trash has made contributions? Based on what? Your Level 29 soul power? Or those garbage theories of yours?"

"Theory Master of the Spirit World? Without my support back then, would your worthless theories even have been worthy of publication?"

"You useless thing who relies on women! The only reason I haven't killed you is out of consideration for our past!"

"Get the hell out of here! Don't force This Seat to make a move against you!"

"What?"

"You, you!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately became nervous. Bibi Dong had been his yes-man, yet she actually dared treat him like this.

He gritted his teeth and shouted, "Bibi Dong, don't forget that I was once your lover!"

"You humiliate me like this?"

"My theories are the fruits of my own research. Who relies on women?"

"I, Yu Xiaogang, would never rely on women!"

"This is slander! You're slandering my noble and wise soul!!"

"Get out!"

Bibi Dong finally could not take it anymore. She released her aura and blasted it directly at Yu Xiaogang.

The terrifying aura sent Yu Xiaogang flying like trash, slamming him into a wall in the main hall.

Bibi Dong had already developed killing intent. She gave him one final warning. "Yu Xiaogang, say one more word, and I'll castrate you!"

"You!"

Yu Xiaogang's entire body was in agony. He spat out a mouthful of blood and stared fixedly at Bibi Dong, hoping to find some pity in her.

Yet after studying her, he ultimately discovered in horror that Bibi Dong had completely lost all mercy.

He could not see even the slightest trace of love or lingering attachment toward him in Bibi Dong's eyes.

That shouldn't be possible! Bibi Dong had loved him so desperately back then. How could she have no feelings for him now?

Was it because he had been too forceful and made the girl angry?

Yes, that had to be it!

Yu Xiaogang still refused to accept it. He still believed his charm remained unchanged.

Since the hard approach did not work, he would try a softer one.

For the sake of getting revenge on the Tang Family father and son, I can only use my handsome man's charms.

He covered his chest, concealed his anger, swiftly replaced it with tenderness, and then tried calling out:

"Dong'er, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm Xiao Gang! I'm your Xiao Gang! Why are you suddenly treating me like this?"

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang finally relaxed a little. He had even used his handsome man's charms.

Surely Bibi Dong would obey him now, right?

Yet Bibi Dong could no longer endure it and nearly threw up on the spot.

This greasy middle-aged man with a buzzcut was pretending to be a young man—pretending to be deeply affectionate?

"Urgh..."

"Yu Xiaogang, you're using this method to disgust me?"

"Good! I'll let you call out!"

"Yue Guan, Ghost Charm!"

"Your subordinates are here!" The two hurriedly knelt.

Bibi Dong said with vicious disgust, "Castrate this trash and throw him out. You failed your mission today, so make up for it with this!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Yue Guan and Ghost Charm were delighted. Ah, wonderful—they would not be punished after all.

Yue Guan deliberately glanced at Ghost Charm, raising his brows in suggestion. He even transmitted his voice to Ghost Charm.

"Old Gui, see? I told you that if we brought this guy back, we'd definitely be fine!"

"Although things turned out a little differently from what we imagined, we can still avoid punishment!"

Ghost Charm likewise transmitted his response. "Yeah. I just don't know why the Pope doesn't like him anymore."

"Perfect. This is a good thing for Spirit Hall!"

"I'm best at torturing people. In a moment, I'll castrate him while letting him retain a man's desires, yet making him unable to do what a man does!"

"I'll make this Gangzi wish he were dead! The Pope will definitely praise us!"

"Good, good, good! You really are an old hand!" Yue Guan replied.

The two gave sinister smiles and walked toward Yu Xiaogang together.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang found it utterly incomprehensible:

"No, that's not how it should be!"

"No! Dong'er! Bibi Dong! I'm Xiao Gang!"

"How did this happen? Why did you suddenly stop loving me..."

"I'm still that Theory Master from back then, that Xiao Gang who proved himself through his own theories! I'm still full of vigor, I'm still the King of Theory!"

"Dong'er! Don't! I won't be an elder anymore, okay? Don't..."

"No!"

"Ah!!—"

Yet no matter how Yu Xiaogang screamed and raved now, he could not change his miserable fate.

In the end, Ghost Charm and Yue Guan dragged Yu Xiaogang out of the main hall.

Once Bibi Dong saw him leave, she finally could not hold it in any longer. The image of Yu Xiaogang's appearance flashed through her mind, and she immediately vomited.

"Urgh..."

A large amount of filth splattered across the floor, showing just how disgusting Yu Xiaogang was.

A moment later.

In the suburbs outside Spirit Hall.

Yue Guan threw Yu Xiaogang out, his pants soaked in blood. The disgust on his face was obvious.

He asked Ghost Charm, "Old Gui, you said your methods were impressive."

"Is this guy really unable to move anymore, but he'll still have thoughts about the opposite sex?"

Ghost Charm chuckled. "Is that even a question?"

"From now on, Gangzi will suffer only the pain of desire, with no ability to release it!"

"Hahaha! And the more he thinks about it, the more it'll hurt and the more unbearable it'll become!"

"Yu Xiaogang, don't you know what you are? You still wanted to climb onto our Pope's high branch? Keep dreaming!"

After saying that, the two left.

They left Yu Xiaogang alone in unbearable pain, seemingly driven mad.

He could not understand what had happened. Why was his yes-man Bibi Dong gone? Why was his genius disciple gone? Why was everything gone...

He was clearly a theory genius, a man destined to become the Theory King in the future. Why was everyone targeting him?

Those people had to be jealous of his talent!!

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