Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 46

Bibi Dong? You're Abandoning Me Too?

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Spirit Hall.

Bibi Dong was still waiting for the Chrysanthemum Ghost Elders to return. She had hoped the two elders would directly capture a bound Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast on the spot.

Yet after waiting a long time with no result, Bibi Dong could not help but begin to worry.

"Could it be that they really ran into Tang Hao? Those two might not be able to defeat him."

"But that shouldn't be possible, right? They only needed to capture a little girl. If they couldn't win, they could run. Could Yue Guan and Ghost Charm really be that stupid?"

Bibi Dong returned to the Pope's seat, her mind churning with all sorts of thoughts.

Just then, two figures appeared outside.

"Your Majesty!"

In an instant, a ghostly shadow descended, carrying a grim chill with it. It was Ghost Douluo, Ghost Charm, who had entered first.

The next second, Yue Guan transformed into a streak of golden light and arrived in the hall with Yu Xiaogang in his grasp.

Yue Guan threw Yu Xiaogang down first, and the two of them simultaneously dropped to their knees.

Bibi Dong was somewhat confused. Where was that Xiao Wu?

Was this person Xiao Wu? That could not be right.

Bibi Dong immediately barked, "Yue Guan! Ghost Charm!"

"Where is that Little Beast? You didn't Bring her back?"

Yue Guan cupped his hands and explained, "Reporting to the Pope, by the time we arrived, that beast called Xiao Wu had already left Shrek Academy in advance—more than a day in advance, even!"

"And when we went looking for that Little Beast, Tang Hao appeared to protect his bastard, Tang San."

"We had no choice but to capture this man and Bring him back as proof. At the same time, we may be able to pry some information from him!"

"What useless trash did you capture?"

Bibi Dong flew into a rage. What use did she have for this kind of garbage? She immediately cursed, "Whoever you captured does not change the fact that you failed your mission!"

"Did you think you could just grab someone at random to brush this off?"

Only then did Bibi Dong look at Yu Xiaogang. Earlier, she had not paid him any attention at all, her thoughts entirely occupied by the Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast.

But when she looked over, she finally saw clearly that the one they had captured was none other than Yu Xiaogang.

Huh?

"It's... you?"

Bibi Dong was somewhat stunned. No, why had these two brought him back?

Having just been thrown to the ground, Yu Xiaogang was also in some discomfort. He forcibly pushed himself to his feet, clutching his chest.

Gangzi looked at Bibi Dong and thought to himself:

'Luckily, those two brought me before Bibi Dong.'

'Though I don't know why they wanted to capture Xiao Wu, or why they captured me.'

'But since I'm in front of Bibi Dong, I have someone to rely on!'

'Tang San! Tang Hao! Just wait! With Bibi Dong backing me, why should I be afraid of you?!'

At that thought, Yu Xiaogang immediately regained some of his arrogance. Standing upright, he said, "Bibi Dong!"

"We meet again!"

"Meet my ass!" The moment Bibi Dong heard Yu Xiaogang's voice, she felt nothing but disgust.

Ever since receiving that sharp review, learning the truth, and seeing Yu Xiaogang's ugly true face, she had gradually broken free from the influence of that illusion.

The current Bibi Dong was no longer Yu Xiaogang's yes-man. On the contrary, Yu Xiaogang was the shame of her life, someone she did not even want to see.

Bibi Dong directly cursed at Yue Guan and Ghost Charm, "You two useless fools!"

"If you couldn't capture that beast, what use was there in bringing this guy here?!"

"What proof? Am I an idiot? Would I doubt you over something like this?"

"If that beast wasn't there, then she wasn't there! Why bring him here?!"

"Huh?"

Yue Guan and Ghost Charm were instantly dumbfounded.

No, hadn't the Pope liked this trash the most?

They had thought bringing him back might lessen some of their guilt. Why did she suddenly no longer want Yu Xiaogang?

Yue Guan hurriedly explained, "Your Majesty, we brought him here to prove that what we said was true."

"Besides, this man is still Tang San and Xiao Wu's teacher. Maybe he'll be useful if we capture him..."

"Useful my ass!"

Bibi Dong immediately unleashed her martial soul, and a terrifying aura burst forth, sending Yue Guan and Ghost Charm flying on the spot.

She no longer cared about her image and began cursing outright:

"Even bringing back a pig would at least give us something to eat! What, did you bring Yu Xiaogang back to produce shit for the toilets?"

"What use is he? The Little Beast ran away—can he help us find him?!"

"Why didn't you just catch an ordinary rabbit? At least then you wouldn't be treating me like an idiot!"

"Uh..."

"Your Majesty, we know we were wrong..."

"Your Majesty, we'll never be so stupid again..."

Yue Guan and Ghost Charm were nearly scared out of their minds. Who the hell knew she had suddenly stopped liking that trash?

You should've said so earlier! If you had, we would've just killed Yu Xiaogang!

Meanwhile, Yu Xiaogang, standing nearby, was utterly stunned.

Wait, had he heard wrong?

Why was Bibi Dong calling him trash? What did she mean?

Wasn't he the love of Bibi Dong's life? Why was she calling him trash in front of the elders?

She even said he was worse than a pig?

Yu Xiaogang had been counting on Bibi Dong to avenge him, and he immediately rebuked her, "Bibi Dong, what do you mean!"

"You had people capture me just to humiliate me?"

"Or is this some trick to get my attention? Bibi Dong, don't think that playing hard to get will make me change my mind and get back together with you!"

Yu Xiaogang still maintained his usual arrogance.

In his view, perhaps Bibi Dong was only pretending, trying to make him anxious so that he would return to her.

But I, Yu Xiaogang, am a top genius in the entire Soul Master world. I won't become your man again just because you use such tactics!

However, after Yu Xiaogang said this, Bibi Dong felt like vomiting.

Literally felt like vomiting.

Playing hard to get? Change his mind?

Hearing Yu Xiaogang's confidence, Bibi Dong recalled how she had acted like a yes-man when she had been with him. She truly nearly threw up.

"Bleurgh..."

"You..."

Bibi Dong had no choice but to force down her disgust and shout, "Insolence!"

"Yu Xiaogang, what the hell do you think you are? You think This Seat would scheme against you?"

"You think This Seat sent people to capture you? Why would I capture a piece of trash like you!"

"Yue Guan, Ghost Charm! Look at the mess you've made—this trash is getting delusional!"

Upon hearing this and seeing Bibi Dong's expression, Yue Guan and Ghost Charm finally understood.

Damn, so the Pope really didn't like him anymore?

If we'd known, why the hell would we have captured him?!

Yue Guan and Ghost Charm hurriedly continued apologizing. "Pope, please forgive us. Please punish us!"

Bibi Dong ignored them. She merely looked at Yu Xiaogang with utter disgust, feeling that ending things here would be fine as well.

She suddenly shouted, "Yu Xiaogang!"

"Since you're here too, then fine. Let us settle things completely here and now!"

"Stop flattering yourself. I have no interest in you whatsoever. On the contrary, a hypocritical piece of trash like you only disgusts me!"

"For the sake of our past acquaintance, leave now. I'll spare your life!"

After saying that, Bibi Dong did not wish to linger any longer, afraid that she would continue feeling nauseated.

Yet Yu Xiaogang disagreed. He had originally been hoping that Bibi Dong would continue fawning over him and help him deal with Tang Hao and Tang San. He could not leave just like this!

He believed Bibi Dong was only pretending and that she should still love him.

After thinking for a moment, Yu Xiaogang finally spoke. "Bibi Dong? Who do you think you are! Am I someone you can order around?!"

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