Is Your Ass Round, Tang San? (First Update)

Douluo Dalu 2 God Realm.

Now things had gotten interesting.

More than half of the deities had heard the miserable scream from God King Tang!

Everyone was baffled. Could Destruction God King have done something to Tang San?

Otherwise, with Tang San's strength, who in the God Realm could make him scream in such agony?

"Ow!"

"My ass!"

"Who was it?"

"Who the hell ambushed me?"

Asura Hall.

God King Tang clutched his bloody backside, so furious he nearly started cursing his mother.

He had been sitting perfectly well in Asura Hall, neither eating hot pot nor singing, when someone suddenly blew out his ass?

Was this fucking plot even right?

"Something's wrong!"

God King Tang's expression suddenly hardened. He followed the trajectory downward—and wasn't that Douluo Continent?

"Damn it!"

"It must have been that bastard from last time. It had to be him!"

"Destruction, I want to descend to the Lower Realm!"

Outside.

God of Greed and God of Arrogance were also full of curiosity. Tang San had been fine just moments ago, so why had he suddenly screamed so miserably?

Soon, Destruction God King, Life God King, and the other deities arrived. Destruction asked, "What happened here?"

Greed and Arrogance looked completely lost.

"We don't know!"

"God King Tang San was doing fine, then suddenly he screamed."

"Uh."

Destruction and the others entered Asura Hall with puzzled expressions, only to find Tang San clutching his ass and cursing furiously.

"Tang San, what are you up to again?"

God King Tang gritted his teeth. "I... Destruction, I want to descend to the Lower Realm!"

"A deity has appeared on Douluo Continent. He just used a hidden weapon to ambush me. Look..."

God King Tang was just about to turn around and show Destruction his ass, but then he realized