"P-p-p...? Pooping?"
You've eaten so many of my pills, and all you want to do is poop?
"No pooping! Hold it in!"
"I... I can't hold it! I'm about to shit my pants!"
Seeing Chen Changan's face turn red as he clenched his legs together with all his might, Mu Yunyao could only sigh helplessly.
"Get farther away! I don't have a latrine here."
"Master, you're really poor. Living in a thatched hut is one thing, but you don't even have a latrine."
"Do you usually go in the bushes...?"
"Get lost!"
Hearing Chen Changan's words, Mu Yunyao lost her temper and kicked him flying with one swift blow.
But the moment her foot connected, Mu Yunyao's heart jolted.
Oh no!
She hadn't controlled her strength. Had she just kicked her brand-new disciple to death?
At that moment, Chen Changan flew into the distance like a kite with its string cut.
What puzzled Mu Yunyao was that there seemed to be a faint yellow trail behind him.
"Damn it!"
"Don't tell me that brat really..."
Mu Yunyao wasn't sure whether her kick had killed Chen Changan, but she was very sure it had kicked the shit out of him.
Suppressing her disgust, Mu Yunyao found Chen Changan looking utterly relieved.
She took one look at him and her eyes filled with disdain. Then, a thought occurred to her, and she was astonished.
"Y-you're all right?" Mu Yunyao asked in shock.
Mu Yunyao was at the Great Emperor Realm, but even an ordinary cultivator would know that a six-year-old child couldn't possibly withstand a kick like that.
And yet Chen Changan looked completely unharmed. That brat's body was simply terrifying.
But when Chen Changan heard her, he burst into aggrieved sobs.
"All right?"
"Why don't you let me kick you and