We all knew Da Huang was the kind of mutt who couldn't spit out a single decent word, but I never expected him to ask an even dumber question.
Chen Changan and the others all said it in unison. Da Huang felt thoroughly humiliated, while Song Yuheng laughed happily from the side.
"Laughing your ass off?"
Da Huang glared at Song Yuheng, thoroughly annoyed.
"Yeah, laughing my ass off."
"Holy shit, you caught on pretty quick this time."
"Depends who I'm up against. I can't beat people, but surely I can beat a dog?"
"Whoa, picking a fight with me, are you? Think I won't beat you up? You think you're still the same as before, and I'm still the same as before?"
"Come on, come on. We're both at the first heaven of the Emperor Above Realm. You think I'm scared of you?"
"You two, shut up!"
At a single word from Chen Changan, the man and the dog obediently fell silent. But when they glared at each other, sparks still flew.
"Come on, let's go. Keep staring and you'll either see flowers bloom or fall in love."
Mu Yunyao walked over and kicked Da Huang. Her words left both Da Huang and Song Yuheng stunned.
They looked at each other again, and suddenly the atmosphere felt a little off. The man and the dog both turned away and started retching.
"Love?"
"With him?"
"Am I blind? Besides, we're not even the same species, and our genders don't match either." Da Huang looked utterly disgusted.
"What decent person would ever fall for a dog like you?"
"So what if I'm a dog? Plenty of people were crazy about me. You have no idea how popular your Grandpa Dog was back in the day."
"I roamed the pleasure houses of