Who Names Their Cultivation Art Something Like This?!

"Yun Yao, I'll pass your cultivation art on to you first."

Huh?

What the heck?

Yun Yao?

Da Huang's eyes went wide, and his ears perked up.

What had he just heard?

"Big Bro!"

"When did you start calling Sister-in-law by her name?"

"You two been doing something behind our backs? Something shady?"

Bam!

Before Chen Changan could even move, Mu Yunyao kicked Da Huang flying.

"Why don't you tell me what you mean by 'something shady'?" Mu Yunyao asked, her gaze icy as she looked at Da Huang.

"Well... you know, that thing where two people have to hide from everyone and get all tangled up together... Ahem."

"I was wrong."

Da Huang had been about to come up with a proper explanation, but the moment he saw the murderous look in Mu Yunyao's eyes, he dropped to his knees.

They said a man had gold beneath his knees, and that he should kneel only to heaven, earth, and his parents. But he was... a dog.

Huh?

At that thought, Da Huang suddenly froze. He felt like he might have forgotten something.

He was... supposed to be a Qilin!

"Brother Da Huang, a great man knows when to yield and when to stand firm."

"Exactly. Look at Brother Da Huang's kneeling pose. So mighty and domineering, so smooth and fluid."

"Brother Da Huang truly lives up to his—"

"If you two don't know how to suck up, can you stop forcing it?"

"Get lost."

"Huh? Are we doing it wrong?"

"You're doing it right, but could you at least read the room before you start sucking up?"

"Is this really the time for that?"

Under Da Huang's scolding, Little Earthworm and Yi Tuo looked a little aggrieved. You told us to learn, so we were just putting what we