When Was the Last Time You Jerked Off?

"Sir, we have no record of this; we need to investigate first."

"What's going on? Wasn't it said that everyone entering the Imperial Capital should be recorded?" The leader frowned.

"My lord, there are simply too many people entering the Imperial Capital; we can't keep track of everything."

"Useless! Didn't we give you so much funding? Why not just hire ordinary people to do it?"

"My lord, you must have a bad memory. As for the extra funds, we donated them all to you because you asked us to donate when you attended Fairy Miaoyin's boat party last time!"

The leader. "..."

"If I ask you to donate, will you just donate?"

The man in the lead looked slightly embarrassed.

"Never mind, let's investigate now, quickly."

"Yes!"

The other figures received their orders and disappeared.

After glancing at Li Donglin's retreating figure, the leading figure slowly left the rooftop.

And shortly after they disappeared.

Ye Jing led Qiuyue out of the shadows.

Just as he expected, the group of people began to suspect him.

However, this was part of his plan; to completely clear himself of suspicion, he had to get the other party to investigate him.

Simply put, it means adding yourself to the whitelist so that you can appear at Li Donglin's house.

His plan was to set up a teleportation array in Li Donglin's house.

They were teleported directly to the island.

However, it was impossible for the Ye Family and Li Family families to allow a pair of suspicious masters and servants to enter Li Donglin's home.

This is the second step in Ye Jing's plan.

Even if the pickpocket doesn't show up, Ye Jing will still flaunt his wealth on the streets to attract the attention of pickpockets.

This way, I would have a suitable reason to enter Li Donglin's house.

Ye Jing had also considered having Li Donglin take his family to a certain place.

But that would be too risky!

Even though Li Donglin came to the inn alone for a meal, he was being watched by so many people.

If a family goes to the same place, they will inevitably be subject to closer surveillance and even investigation!

Given the cultivation levels of Li Donglin's family, they certainly wouldn't be able to withstand the interrogation.

Only Li Donglin's home was the place they trusted most.

No one would have imagined that an ordinary master and servant would set up a teleportation array.

"Let's go back to the inn; they should find us soon."

Ye Jing smiled and disappeared with Qiuyue!

Inside an ordinary room in an ordinary inn.

Ye Jing lay on the bed, snoring softly.

Qiuyue lay on a makeshift bed made of tables pushed together on one side.

Just as the two were sound asleep.

The window moved.

A crack appeared, and a gust of blue wind blew into the room.

Another half hour passed.

The two men opened the window completely and climbed in.

"Sir, we've had enough time. You can ask them questions now!" one figure said to the other.

"Of course I know, but if you ask!" Ye Lan glared at his subordinate and walked to the bedside.

Looking at Ye Jing, who was still fast asleep, he asked directly, "Do you know Ye Jing?"

Surprisingly, Ye Jing, who was fast asleep, shook his head and even spoke, "I don't know him."

"What is your purpose in coming to the Imperial Capital?" Ye Lan asked again.

"Come and broaden your horizons."

"Where did you acquire your cultivation level?"

"When I was a child, there was an old Daoist priest who never rose through the ranks again after he died!"

"Did you cause the rice and excrement incident at the government gate?"

"I did it."

"Why? And how did you do it?"

"Because they took my purse, which contained all my travel money, and they weren't satisfied, they wanted more money. I couldn't take it anymore, so I used illusion magic to teach them a lesson."

When was the last time you directed a film?

Ye Jing, who was pretending to fall for the trap, almost couldn't hold back. What kind of question was this guy asking?

However, he quickly realized that this was a test to see if he had actually been infected.

"I have servants, I don't need a guide!"

He answered quickly and naturally.

Ye Lan frowned slightly. Unable to get any information from them, he turned his gaze to Qiuyue, who was standing to the side.

Do you know Ye Jing?

"I don't know him."

"What is your purpose in coming to the Imperial Capital?"

"I came with the young master. He said he's never seen a big city before and wants to see it!"

Do you like your young master?

Qiuyue was also pretending to be affected, almost blushed and quickly suppressed her embarrassment.

"I like it, young master is very good to me."

Ye Lan sighed.

"Let's go, these two are normal!"

"Yes, sir!"

After the two climbed out the window, Ye Lan suddenly said, "Remember to fill out the receipt when we get back; the cost of the hallucinogenic drug needs to be reimbursed."

"Don't worry, sir, I'll write an extra dose of medicine, just say the other party has two rooms!"

"Excellent, this young man is teachable!"

Ye Lan nodded in satisfaction.

The two then slowly disappeared into the night.

Just as Qiuyue was about to speak, Ye Jing stopped her with a thought.

"Do not move."

Qiuyue immediately dismissed the idea of speaking.

Half an hour later, there was another noise outside the window.

"Let's go, it seems there really isn't a problem."

Ye Lan really did leave with his men this time.

However, after Ye Jing had no premonition about 'All Things Understood', he finally spoke.

"Um, Qiuyue, don't misunderstand, I wasn't implying anything. I just said that to answer the question more naturally at the time."

"It's alright, young master, I know." Qiuyue nodded, blushing.

Actually, she was also very flustered just now.

The young master is, after all, Blood Qi youth, so it's normal for him to have those kinds of thoughts.

She was the only maidservant by the young master's side.

If the young master really wants to, it's not impossible; it's better than going out and finding those filthy women.

But she couldn't bring herself to say it!

"Alright, let's go to sleep. We're going to see Li Donglin tomorrow!"

Ye Jing completely ignored what Qiuyue said, and for some reason, he was a little hesitant to ask.

"Um!"

Qiuyue nodded gently, pulled the blanket over her head, and blushed as she hummed in agreement.

The two fell asleep in silence.

Heavenly Court.

An elderly man with red hair was storming inside, looking furious.

"Where is King Li? Let him come out, I want to see him!"

"General, the Heavenly King isn't here. Don't go any further!"

Two guards beside him, holding the red-haired old man's arm, tried to persuade him with helpless expressions.

"I don't believe it! I want to go in and see for myself! I just don't believe that such a large Heavenly Court can't even muster 100,000 Heavenly Soldier!" The red-haired old man only wanted the support of 100,000 Heavenly Soldier from the Heavenly Court, along with his own troops. Even if he couldn't defeat the Devil Race, he could at least hold his ground without any problem.

But the Heavenly Court simply refused to send troops!

We'll have to see for ourselves whether the Heavenly Court truly has no soldiers left.

"General, why are you doing this? Forcing your way in will only lead to a criminal charge!" the guard continued to persuade him.

"Even if I'm convicted, I'm going in to see for myself!" The red-haired old man showed no fear. So many of his soldiers had died; what was there to be afraid of if he only had to bear a crime?

Suddenly, a deep voice rang out.

"Let him in!"