Konoha: I'm Uchiha, Done Lying Flat! Part 2

That was likely why they wanted students like them to graduate quickly and become cannon fodder.

Ding.

Congratulations, Host, for comprehending the true meaning of life. The Lying Flat and Slacking System has officially activated.

This system is lazy and can't be bothered with a detailed introduction. In short, as long as the Host lies flat, the Host can receive rewards.

The core principle is simple: lie down whenever possible, never sit when you can lie down; sit whenever possible, never stand when you can sit.

The rest is for the Host to figure out on your own.

This system is going to lie flat and slack off. Bye-bye, Host, mwah!

Uchiha Jin: "..."

Hearing the electronic synthesized voice in his mind, he was first stunned, then overjoyed.

Holy shit, I'm saved!

With his current strength, he could at best protect himself.

And this was only the early stage. Once Six Paths of Pain appeared later on, the combat power of the entire Ninja World would skyrocket instantly.

Forget Six Paths Madara or Kaguya—even Obito, Shisui, or the Sannin were opponents he couldn't beat.

Luckily, the system had awakened.

However...

After hearing the system's introduction, he was completely dumbfounded.

Lying flat and slacking off?

He wanted to!

But in the current Ninja World, if he dared to do that, he would immediately be treated as a traitor.

Especially since this system was so lazy that it couldn't even be bothered to introduce itself. It was simply outrageous.

Figure it out himself?

For fuck's sake!

Still, forget it.

He could slowly figure things out later. Getting some benefits for himself first was what mattered most.

"Hey, System, don't run off."

"Where's the newbie gift pack? Don't tell me there isn't one."

"Hurry up!"

Uchiha Jin was anxious and hurriedly called out in his heart.

Ding. The newbie gift pack is being distributed.

Congratulations, Host, you have received: Six Powers Training Method.

This was good stuff!

Uchiha Jin was a little excited. After all, the Six Powers of the Pirate World definitely counted as a Taijutsu secret manual.

He closed his eyes.

He basically grasped the training methods of the Six Powers in an instant.

After thinking for a moment, he spoke again.

"System, are there any missions?"

Ding. No.

This system is extremely lazy and has no interest in that messy nonsense.

As long as the system detects that the Host is lying flat, abilities such as ninjutsu and chakra will automatically gain experience. Rewards will also be automatically issued when the Host levels up.

The Status Panel has been distributed. Host, please stop bothering me.

I'm out!

Chapter 2: Kakashi's Sighs, the Strange Uchiha

Uchiha Jin's mouth twitched.

He truly felt helpless after encountering such a lazy system.

Still, not bad!

At least he had gotten a newbie gift pack. From now on, he didn't need to complete any missions. As long as he slacked off as much as possible, he could earn rewards.

From that perspective, it seemed like a good thing?

But, for fuck's sake.

In this shitty society known as the Ninja World, ninjas were merely the village's weapons.

If he dared to slack off during wartime, even if Pot Kage Danzo didn't make a move, the village would never forgive him.

Even during peacetime, he still had to take missions!

What a headache!

Just as Uchiha Jin was worrying over this, Hiruzen's Grandson on the podium finally finished his rousing speech.

"Ahem, one final thing."

"Everyone, rest well for the next few days. Team assignments will begin in three days."

"Class dismissed!"

After saying that, Hiruzen's Grandson left the classroom directly.

Inside the classroom.

With the teacher gone, the civilian ninja students began shouting noisily.

"I've finally become a ninja! I can fight to protect the village!"

"I'll definitely become a great ninja who surpasses Kakashi and even Konoha's Sannin!"

"I'm going to become Hokage!"

"..."

The civilian ninjas all spoke up.

They looked like they had been pumped full of adrenaline. Their eyes shone as though they could already see themselves cutting down enemies left and right, becoming pillars of the village.

In contrast, the ninjas from the major clans were frowning, their eyes constantly flickering.

They had access to more information and understood the village's true situation better.

However.

They did not warn these civilian ninjas. Instead, they quietly left the classroom in groups of two or three.

Uchiha Jin narrowed his eyes.

His expression was calm. Especially when he looked at those civilian ninjas, his gaze was complicated and held a trace of pity.

He had no intention of warning them. He quietly left the classroom and headed straight home.

The reason was simple.

These people had been completely brainwashed. If he dared to say anything reckless, not only would they not thank him, they might even report him directly to the Hokage.

He would gain nothing and only invite trouble.

Combined with his Uchiha identity, perhaps the one waiting for him would be Leaf Village's Pot Kage Danzo.

The streets were packed with pedestrians.

Uchiha Jin looked relaxed. After glancing at the azure sky and yawning, he made his way to Ichiraku Ramen.

"Teuchi, one extra-luxurious seafood ramen."

Uchiha Jin sat down and spoke casually.

He was a regular at this shop and had come here often ever since he transmigrated.

For one thing, he couldn't cook.

The habits he had developed in his previous life meant he ordered takeout every day. Having long become a useless shut-in, he had forgotten that skill long ago.

For another, although his parents had died tragically, he was not short on money.

Of course, more importantly, he hoped to get familiar with Teuchi.

When Leaf Village descended into chaos in the future, all he needed was a place to hide out here for a while.