Douluo: Zhu Xian Sword Array, My Martial Soul is a Bit Strange
Chapter 39

Uncle Sausage!

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Before long, a cry rang out from nearby:

"Sausages, sausages, delicious sausages! Only ten Copper Soul Coins each!"

Oscar pushed over a Sausage Cart laden with sausages.

Looking at the appetizing sausages, Xiao Wu felt a little hungry again even though she had just eaten breakfast.

"Zhu Qing, Rongrong, do you want some?"

"No, Sister Xiao Wu. I'm not hungry yet!"

"No, thank you!"

Looking at the delicious sausages, Ning Rongrong wanted some too, but Zhu Qing declined Xiao Wu's kindness.

"Brother Su Yu, do you want one?"

"No, Xiao Wu. But I advise you not to eat one either."

Since she was the only one who wanted any, she decided to get one for Third Brother too. Xiao Wu went Bouncing Around toward Oscar's Sausage Stall.

"Sausage Uncle, I want two sausages!"

"Uncle?"

"Hey, little sister, I'm only fourteen this year! Is it appropriate for you to call me uncle?"

"Uncle, stop trying to fool me. How could you possibly be only fourteen?"

"Fine, Uncle it is. Ten Copper Soul Coins each. How many do you want?"

"Uncle, is your memory bad? I want two!"

"Fine, twenty Copper Soul Coins!"

Xiao Wu took the sausages Oscar handed her. The wrappers were still slightly warm.

She took out twenty Copper Soul Coins from her pocket and handed them over with a smile.

"Thanks, Uncle Sausage."

Oscar had just put away the money when Tang San hurried over.

The morning breeze had slightly tousled his Bangs. The moment he saw Xiao Wu, a trace of relief flashed through his eyes.

"Xiao Wu! Why are you here alone? I just went to your dormitory to find you, but you weren't there."

"I came with Rongrong and Zhu Qing. I just bought two roasted sausages from Uncle Sausage."

Xiao Wu waved the sausages in her hand, their fragrance drifting from her fingertips.

"Third Brother, have you eaten breakfast?"

Tang San shook his head. His gaze fell on the sausages in her hand, and his nose twitched slightly as a gentle smile curved his lips.

"Not yet. I thought you hadn't gotten up, so I planned to wait and eat with you. I didn't go to the cafeteria first."

"These sausages smell amazing. Did you buy them for me?"

"Mm-hmm. Uncle Sausage just roasted them. They smell so good."

As Xiao Wu spoke, she handed him one of the sausages. "Here, try it."

Tang San did not hesitate at all. He raised his hand, took the roasted sausage, and gently bit off a small piece.

The warm meat fragrance, carrying a faint trace of Soul Power, burst across his tongue in an instant.

The rich flavor, mixed with just the right amount of spiritual energy, made his eyes light up. He sincerely praised it.

"It really does taste good. This is the best roasted sausage I've ever had."

Seeing how happily he ate, Xiao Wu smiled and handed him the other roasted sausage as well.

When Tang San took it, a barely noticeable flicker of excitement flashed through his eyes.

The slightly restrained movements from before immediately loosened up. He began eating in large bites, not even bothering to wipe away the grease at the corner of his mouth.

Watching from the side, Oscar's heart pounded like a rabbit was trapped inside it when he saw how absorbed Tang San was in eating.

After selling sausages for so long, this was the first time he had met someone who ate with such enjoyment and praised them so sincerely.

He quickly pushed his Sausage Cart closer, piling on a warm smile.

"Brother, want more? I've got plenty! Since we hit it off, I'll give them to you for eight Copper Soul Coins each. That's a great deal!"

With his mouth stuffed with sausage, Tang San nodded vaguely.

Just then, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun walked over from not far away.

"Oscar, didn't I tell you not to sell your sausages inside the academy?"

Dai Mubai frowned, his tone carrying a hint of helplessness.

Tang San swallowed the sausage in his mouth and looked at Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun in confusion.

"Dai Mubai, these sausages taste very good. Why can't they be sold in the academy?"

Seeing the grease at the corner of Tang San's mouth, Dai Mubai's eyes filled with more Doubts as he asked.

"Tang San, you didn't just eat Oscar's sausages, did you?"

"Mm, I did. I ate two of them, and I think they taste great!"

Tang San nodded honestly, still looking somewhat satisfied.

Dai Mubai raised a hand and slapped his forehead, looking helpless yet slightly amused.

Ma Hongjun could not stop laughing beside him. He covered his mouth as he snickered, his shoulders bobbing up and down.

Tang San frowned slightly at their reactions. Just as he was about to ask why, Dai Mubai's voice sank as he spoke to Oscar in an unquestionable tone.

"Oscar, make a sausage for me right now!"

"Dai Laoda!"

Oscar pulled a long face and pleaded with Dai Mubai.

"There are so many new students here today. Leave me a little dignity, will you?"

"Cut the nonsense. Hurry up. Do you really want me to do it myself?"

Dai Mubai raised a brow and made as if to lift his foot.

"Fine, fine! I'll make one!"

Looking utterly defeated, Oscar had no choice but to summon his Martial Soul. Two yellow Hundred Year Soul Rings lit up around him. As Soul Power surged, he craned his neck and shouted.

"First Spirit Skill: I Have a Big Sausage!"

As soon as the words fell, a plump Big Sausage appeared out of thin air in his hand. He even tossed Tang San a flirtatious wink.

"Ugh, that's so Evil!"

Xiao Wu looked at Oscar with disgust. Fortunately, she had not eaten those sausages earlier.

"Hey, beautiful, even if my spirit chant sounds a little bad, my sausages are still delicious!"

Xiao Wu looked at Oscar with disdain. She would never eat such disgusting sausages.

"Who wants to eat your sausages?"

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Dai Mubai prepared to introduce them.

"Alright, Xiao Wu, let me introduce you. This is the last old student at Shrek AcademyOscar!"

"Hey, Dai Mubai, are you mistaken? This uncle is a student at the academy too?"

"Xiao Wu, Oscar just has particularly thick facial hair. He's actually only fourteen!"

"Exactly! Exactly! I just haven't shaved! I'm only fourteen this year!"

"Alright, Oscar, Fatty, let me introduce our new students to you too."

"Xiao Wu, Zhu Qing, Ning Rongrong, Su Yu, and Tang San. They're the new students!"

Oscar walked over to Tang San and hooked an arm around his neck.

"Alright then, Junior Male Student Tang San. If you want sausages in the future, come find your senior. My sausages are always available!"

Tang San forced himself to endure the discomfort as he looked at Oscar, putting on a smile uglier than a cry.

"I understand, Senior. If I need any, I'll definitely come find you!"

Just then, a bell rang.

"Little Ao, class is starting. Hurry over!"

Oscar hid his Sausage Cart and ran toward Shrek Academy's plaza.

Eight students stood in a row in Shrek Academy's plaza.

A middle-aged man walked over from the other side of the field. It was Shrek Academy's Dean, Flender.

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