Primordial Chaos: I, the North Sea Mystic Turtle, Absolutely Refuse to Support the Heavens!
Chapter 9

Accepting Apprenticeship, Teaching Two Crows How to Chase Girls

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Beichen hadn't expected that Dijun and Taiyi would be so impressed by his actions on the Moon Star that they would immediately perform the three bows and nine kowtows to formally become his disciples.

"Master, if you hadn't saved our lives, we would have been crippled by the two Goddesses on the Moon Star and forced into slavery! We can never repay such great kindness!"

Dijun's voice was filled with sincere gratitude.

Taiyi was also deeply moved. "Master, on the Moon Star, you stopped the killing, using both might and benevolence. Although you suppressed the Moon Star Goddesses, you didn't kill them. With Master's abilities, it would have been easy to eliminate those two Goddesses, which shows Master's great virtue and mercy!"

"Master is powerful and virtuous, and you saved our lives. It is only right and proper that we honor you as our master. Please do not refuse us!"

Dijun quickly added, "Yes, Master, my brother speaks the truth. Dijun agrees completely!"

Actually, Dijun and Taiyi had two more things they wanted to say: "Master is favored by the Heaven and Earth Great Dao, with the origin of a chaotic god-demon. Upon entering the Grand Unity Golden Immortal realm, he attracted the twelve-nine Purple Firmament World-Ending Thunder tribulation. With such talent, if we want to achieve great deeds and dominate the Primordial World, when else would we take a master if not now?"

Dijun and Taiyi, as spirits from the divine star formed from the left eye of the primordial creator, descendants of the Father Lord, were incredibly proud and would never easily take a master.

It was only after seeing Beichen's origins and divine might that they decided to become his disciples.

These two fellows, though sometimes reckless, were not fools!

"Do you know that you are forcing yourselves to become my disciples?"

Beichen appeared to resist on the surface.

Inwardly, however, he was overjoyed.

Dijun and Taiyi were the renowned Demon Emperors of the Primordial World. In the future, they would lead the endless Demon Race, stir up trouble, contend for dominance in the Primordial World, and be forever remembered in its history.

How glorious would it be to be their master?

Glory was secondary. If he accepted these two as disciples, even the great Nuwa, who would later join the Demon Court, would have to call him "Imperial Master." How much karma would this bring him?

Beichen had no intention of taking Dijun and Taiyi as disciples initially, but his strength wouldn't allow him to refuse!

"Does Master not wish to take us as disciples? Are you perhaps looking down on our weak origins?"

Dijun and Taiyi wore feigned sorrow on their faces.

At that moment, Beichen looked up at the void. Endless Heavenly Dao karma descended, falling upon the three of them. In an instant, they were already in a master-disciple relationship!

"Dijun, Taiyi, stop pretending. You forced yourselves to become my disciples, do you think I have a choice? You have already sworn to the Heavenly Dao to recognize me as your master. Do you think I can refuse?"

Beichen chided them.

"Ah? So Master couldn't refuse?" Dijun smirked. "My brother and I thought Master had the ability to refuse this."

"Since that's the case, you are our master from now on!" Taiyi also revealed a long-lost mischievous grin.

"Hmph, you two! I really don't know what to do with you!"

Beichen reached out and touched them both. Openly and implicitly, he accepted the matter.

Dijun and Taiyi were overjoyed, calling him "Master" with every other word.

In reality, Beichen was favored by the Heaven and Earth Great Dao and could act beyond the Heavenly Dao. Why couldn't he refuse them?

In this Primordial World, he could refuse to form karma with anyone. However, he was not refusing; he was willing to be their master.

"Dijun, Taiyi, come here and listen to your master!" Beichen called the Two Crows over, sat down, and whispered into their ears, "Since you recognize me as your master, I will teach you how to win over a Dao Companion!"

"Oh?" Dijun's divine eyes lit up. "What does Master mean?"

Beichen looked at Taiyi. "Do you two know why I didn't kill the two Moon Star Goddesses?"

"Those two Goddesses are exceptionally beautiful and would make excellent matches, becoming your wives in the future. If I had killed them, how would your Dao Companion matters be resolved?"

"So Master had already made arrangements?" Dijun rubbed his hands, a look of joy on his face.

"As expected of Master!" Taiyi praised in a deep voice.

Dijun then asked, "Master, but we offended the Moon Star Goddesses last time. Is there still a chance?"

"Hmph, you still have the nerve to mention it! If you hadn't been so reckless, we wouldn't be in this deadlock!"

As Beichen blamed Dijun, he couldn't help but think of the Queen Mother of the West.

One version of the Primordial World's history records that the Queen Mother of the West was Dijun's wife, and they jointly ruled the Heavenly Court. She was described as having wild hair, tiger teeth, a leopard tail, and a great roar.

With disheveled hair, exposing tiger-like teeth, dragging a leopard tail, half-human and half-beast, she liked to roar.

If this record were true, compared to the Moon Star Goddesses, she was unimaginably inferior in appearance.

However, Nuwa acted as a matchmaker for Dijun and the Queen Mother of the West. After being rejected by the Moon Star Goddesses, he later married the Queen Mother of the West.

Looking at it now, if events were to unfold according to that narrative, the root cause was Dijun's recklessness and his inability to pursue a woman!

Since he was their master, Beichen intended to change Dijun's fate and help him marry the beautiful Goddess Xihe.

"Master, what is your brilliant plan? Please tell us," Dijun asked.

"Of course, I have a brilliant plan!" Beichen thought for a moment and said, "The way to pursue a woman is nothing more than: one, stick to her; two, pester her; three, be shameless!"

"What do you mean?"

Dijun's brow furrowed. He seemed to understand half of it, but not entirely.

"One, stick to her, meaning find ways to stick to her, no matter how she treats you, just stick to her. Two, pester her, meaning pester her every day, stay with her. Three, be shameless, meaning no matter how she treats you, don't get discouraged. Find ways to tease her, make her happy!"

"Of course, this method requires a degree of control! Maintain a certain distance, and absolutely do not use force!"

As expected of Dijun the Permanence Emperor, Beichen pointed a finger and he immediately understood. "Master, I know what to do now. Thank you for passing on the secret technique!"

"Mm, next, you two should visit the Moon Star more often. Try to help develop its treasures, do some work, and win some favor."

"Master, do I also have to use that method?" Taiyi asked with some confusion.

"You?" Beichen pondered for a moment. "Heh, you don't need to! You just need to go to the Moon Star often and interact more with Changxi. You don't need to be as shameless as your brother!"

"Last time Master went to the Moon Star, observing Changxi's expression, she seemed to have quite a good impression of you. You just need to play it cool, maintain your aloofness, and let her become infatuated. But occasionally, you should also engage in some conversation. If she asks questions, don't reveal all your secrets; keep some mystery. In this way, you will slowly win Changxi's heart!"

"Go!" Beichen waved his hand. "Remember, before you marry the two Goddesses of the Moon Star, no matter what happens, you must not give up. Otherwise, one wrong turn might mean a lifetime of missed opportunities!"

"Yes, Master, I obey!"

The two brothers happily headed to the Moon Star.

Immediately after, Beichen let out a long sigh of relief and began to examine the system-rewarded magical treasure.

"This is the Primordial Heaven-Measuring Ruler?"

He saw a ruler shaped like a sword, entirely bronze in color, adorned with crimson gold primordial dao patterns, like overlapping dragon scales.

It condensed supreme chaotic dao power, surpassing countless magical treasures, truly worthy of being one of the top-tier innate spiritual treasures.

"I've heard this treasure is on par with the Sky-Opening Axe, Pangu Banner, and God-Slaying Spear as one of the four great offensive dao artifacts of the Primordial Era. Seeing it now, it is indeed extraordinary."

"Comprehend!"

The Primordial Heaven-Measuring Ruler had to have its restrictions comprehended before it could be used. Beichen did not delay and began immediately.

Buzz!

However, just then, near the Moon Star, in that vast ocean, a black mist shot up into the sky, catching Beichen's eye.

"Hmm?" Beichen immediately sensed something was wrong and quickly began to deduce with his fingers!

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