Unreasonable

For some reason, ever since Ye Ziyun appeared, Nie Li had been acting strangely.

For example, right now, he was sleeping in history class. It was only the third day of school, he was being too lax!

After waking up, Nie Li stared at Ye Ziyun's retreating figure.

After watching, Nie Li went back to sleeping with his head on the desk.

Could this kid be fantasizing about Ye Ziyun in his dreams? Xian Wu's mouth dropped open in surprise, like a hippopotamus.

He thought his imagination was already quite vivid, but he never expected...

Had Nie Li already mentally "done it" to Ye Ziyun?

Pervert, a total pervert. He should stay away from this kid from now on. If he set his sights on him, it wouldn't be good.

Although there wouldn't be any actual consequences, the thought of someone fantasizing about him behind his back gave Xian Wu goosebumps.

Soon, the third class of the afternoon ended.

Xian Wu took out his parchment, wanting to ask Ye Ziyun for advice again. There were a few places he still didn't quite understand.

"Classmate Ye Ziyun, could you explain this part to me? I don't quite understand." Xian Wu placed the parchment on Ye Ziyun's desk, pressing his right index finger under a certain word.

"I've already explained what I can. If you still don't understand, there's nothing I can do. Ask the teacher tomorrow." Ye Ziyun crossed her arms.

Although she didn't fully believe what that female student had said, she was still very wary of Xian Wu.

As the saying goes, it's better to be safe than sorry.

What she couldn't stand the most was that he had actually taken off his pants in front of Ning'er.

Such lewd behavior had crossed her bottom line. She would no longer provide any help to Xian Wu. Not beating him up was already being kind.

"Alright." Xian Wu awkwardly scratched his head, picked up the parchment, and left silently.

What was wrong with Ye Ziyun? In just one class period, she had been assimilated by Xiao Ning'er?

So, being aloof could be contagious.

Watching Xian Wu return defeated, the female student who had been causing trouble behind the scenes revealed a sinister smile. She just couldn't stand Xian Wu's lack of self-awareness.

Don't think you're so great just because you're a class representative. Trash is trash. With such abysmal talent, he'll never amount to anything in his life.

Night slowly descended.

After a comfortable hot shower, Xian Wu prepared to spend the night in the Trial Grounds again.

"Going on another date with Hu Yan Bo Ruo?" Zhang Ming asked slyly from his covers, grinning lewdly.

"Hu Yan Bo Ruo?" Xian Wu blinked. "You mean Hu Yan Lan Ruo, right?"

Zhang Ming sat up, cupped his hands over his chest, and wiggled his body.

The veteran Xian Wu immediately understood what he meant.

"Don't spout nonsense. If someone hears you, you'll be in trouble." Xian Wu kindly warned.

Hu Yan Lan Ruo was no pushover. Punishing Zhang Ming would be as easy as spitting.

Zhang Ming was unfazed. "So, you admit it? Ask your sister-in-law if she has any girlfriends and introduce one to me."

Xian Wu recalled the group of female students he had met on the road that day. One of them was dark and chubby, with a face full of freckles, which would be quite suitable for that scoundrel Zhang Ming.

Without acknowledging Zhang Ming, Xian Wu pushed open the door and left.

Entering the Trial Grounds, he skillfully headed to yesterday's campsite.

To Xian Wu's surprise, Xiao Ning'er had arrived before him.

"Good evening, classmate Xiao Ning'er." Xian Wu greeted her enthusiastically.

As the saying goes, you don't hit a smiling person. She shouldn't...

Seeing Xiao Ning'er glare at him, Xian Wu wisely and quickly retreated.

Fine, I'm a wise-mouthed jerk. If I ever talk to her again, I'll take her surname!

"Wait a moment!" Xiao Ning'er's voice was melodious.

Xian Wu stopped in his tracks, his back still to her, and said coolly, straightening his back, "If you have something to say, say it!"

Suddenly, he felt a chill on his neck.

Xiao Ning'er held the Azure Moon Short Sword to Xian Wu's neck and asked, with a mix of anger and playfulness, "What did you just say? Say it again?"

Xian Wu really wanted to use his Demon Left Hand to teach this ignorant little girl a lesson, to make her stand naked in front of him.

But if he really did that, he might enrage Xiao Ning'er, and at least one of them would die.

Endure for a moment, and peace will last. Retreat a step, and the sea and sky will be wide.

I'll endure it!

However, you just wait. You put your sword to my neck today, and I'll put a gun to your forehead tomorrow.

I'll say it and I'll do it, I'll never go back on my word!

"I was just asking, my dear young lady, what are your orders? How can this humble servant be of service to you?" Xian Wu said softly and fawningly, while inwardly cursing Xiao Ning'er's ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Come with me!" Xiao Ning'er grabbed Xian Wu's ear and dragged him toward the stone wall.

"Let go, let go, hurry and let go, you'll break it if you pull any harder!" In his desperation, Xian Wu almost used the Demon Left Hand.

This is you forcing my hand!

Xian Wu grabbed Xiao Ning'er's ponytail with his right hand, pulling her backward until she was facing the sky.

"Let go!" Xiao Ning'er commanded.

"You let go first!" Xian Wu bargained.

"Will you let go or not?" Xiao Ning'er gritted her teeth, wishing she could kill Xian Wu with a single sword strike.

"You let go first!" Xian Wu repeated.

"You're looking for death—" Xiao Ning'er, having lost her reason, swung the Azure Moon Short Sword from her left hand.

Xian Wu, unafraid, blocked it with the Demon Left Hand.

Instantly, the Azure Moon Short Sword disintegrated into a handful of tiny Iron Atoms, scattering to the ground with a pīlīpālā sound.

Xiao Ning'er's slender jade hand grasped at empty air, her fist gently hitting Xian Wu's chest.

??? Where did the Azure Moon Short Sword go?

"You think I'm a paper tiger just because I don't roar?" Xian Wu increased the force in his hands, pulling Xiao Ning'er backward into his embrace.

"You… you're shameless! Let me go at once!" Xiao Ning'er struggled desperately in Xian Wu's arms.

Xian Wu coldly reprimanded, "Let go! Or I'll use my left hand to touch you!" As he spoke, Xian Wu's hand moved towards Xiao Ning'er's chest.

"Ah!!! Pervert!!!" Xiao Ning'er screamed and let go of Xian Wu's right ear.

Xian Wu didn't press his advantage. He withdrew his left hand and released his right, placing his right hand on Xiao Ning'er's jade back and pushing her away.

"Bastard, you ruined my purity, I'm going to kill you!" Xiao Ning'er's eyes reddened as she took a three-foot-long sword from her spatial ring and attacked Xian Wu fiercely.

Xian Wu retreated repeatedly, "You were the one who grabbed my ear first, can you be reasonable! We had no quarrel, why did you stop me? Are you lonely and want someone to accompany you!"

Even if this matter went to the City Lord, he would still be in the right.

"Shut up! Today I'll make sure you die knowing why!" Xiao Ning'er coldly reprimanded, pointing behind her at the stone wall not far away. "Do you dare say that the turtle there wasn't drawn by you?"

Xian Wu raised four fingers and swore solemnly, "I swear to the Heavenly Dao, I did not draw a turtle on the stone wall!"

He drew a dog.

Damn it, did I draw it badly? It looks pretty good! Does Xiao Ning'er have bad taste?

Seeing Xian Wu swear to the Heavenly Dao, Xiao Ning'er's resentment subsided by more than half.

"Even if you didn't draw it, you still took liberties with me just now, so this can't be the end of it!" Saying this, Xiao Ning'er gritted her teeth and raised her Azure Great Sword.