Cafeteria Battle

Noon, Sacred Orchid Academy, student cafeteria.

Xian Wu ordered a Meal C, holding his tray with one hand, and found a secluded spot to sit down.

There were three types of meals in the cafeteria: Meal A, Meal B, and Meal C.

Meal C, also called Pancake Meal, came with a flatbread and a bowl of clear soup, and was completely free.

Meal B, in addition to the flatbread and soup, allowed students to choose one vegetable dish, which cost extra.

Meal A allowed students to choose two meat dishes and one vegetable dish, and was more expensive.

Under normal circumstances, if there were leftovers from Meal A and Meal B from the previous meal, those leftovers would be provided for free in Meal C for the current meal.

Most commoner children came from less affluent families, and the free Meal C was their favorite.

If they could get leftovers, they would be happy for a long time.

"Hiss—it's so cold." Xian Wu shivered.

He glared resentfully at his left hand, that shameless scoundrel, which had ruined both his outer pants and his underwear.

If I weren't afraid of the pain, I would have chopped you off long ago, Xian Wu thought indignantly.

Turning his grief into appetite, he used his left hand to break the flatbread into small pieces, then picked them up with chopsticks and dipped them into the clear soup.

Due to the special properties of the Demon Left Hand, it didn't need to be washed specially and was exceptionally clean.

Bacteria, fungi, viruses, and the like were decomposed into atoms as soon as they landed.

"It tastes a bit like Yangrou Paomo, too bad there's no mutton." He swallowed it whole, soup and all, and Xian Wu smacked his lips.

Today was the first day of school. After the new students finished their tests, they had nothing else to do and could move freely.

However, the senior students had classes on the first day of school and could only come to the cafeteria to eat after school at noon.

Therefore, when Xian Wu arrived, the cafeteria was full of new students. By the time he was about to leave, the old students started to flood in.

"Bad luck, no leftovers at all?"

"Can't be helped, with the new students enrolling today, all the leftovers were snatched up by those brats."

"What leftovers, it's good enough to have flatbread, and today's is oil-fried flatbread. Little Shan, do you want oil-fried flatbread?"

"Are you kidding? If I don't eat the flatbread, I'll be hungry during class this afternoon!"

The cafeteria hall was filled with the complaints of the old students, while the new students who had eaten leftovers felt uncomfortable all over.

Xian Wu was holding his tray and about to leave when several senior students walked over together.

As if by chance, Zhang Ming and Zhu Jun Xiang also spotted Xian Wu.

Since most of the seats in the dining hall were taken, they also carried their trays and walked towards this area.

"Xian Wu, wait a moment!" Zhang Ming said with a fawning smile.

The two groups arrived at Xian Wu's table at almost the same time.

"Sorry, seniors, please find other seats. This table is already occupied by our classmates."

Zhu Jun Xiang was the first to place his tray on the table.

The tall leader of the senior students was about to leave, but upon seeing the leftovers on Zhu Jun Xiang's plate, he immediately became furious.

"Find other seats? We're sitting here!" The leader of the senior students raised his hand and flipped Zhu Jun Xiang's tray.

Scalding hot clear soup splashed all over Zhu Jun Xiang, and a flatbread stuck directly to Zhang Ming's face.

"Ah, hot, hot, hot, I'm burning!" Zhu Jun Xiang jumped around as if dancing, screaming non-stop.

"Oh my god, why did the sky suddenly go dark?" Zhang Ming, with a flatbread stuck to his face, stumbled around blindly and fell to the ground.

Wei Nan, their newly made good friend, placed his tray on the table and bent down to help Zhang Ming up.

Unexpectedly, the leader of the senior students also flipped his tray, and the soup and flatbread poured directly onto Wei Nan's back.

Although his back was scalded and blistering, Wei Nan didn't make a sound. Instead, he first helped Zhang Ming up.

"Enough, you've gone too far!" Du Ze, holding his tray, had a face so dark it looked like water was about to drip out.

This was utter bullying.

"How dare you speak to a senior like that? Are you looking for a beating?" Another senior student puffed out his chest, pointing at Du Ze, acting extremely arrogant.

"Forget it, forget it. A wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him, Du Ze." Zhu Jun Xiang gritted his teeth and pulled Du Ze's arm.

Du Ze bit his lip. Although he was furious, he knew that if a fight broke out, they would be the ones getting beaten.

Tell the academy instructors?

No, if they dared to do that, they would surely face even more brutal retaliation.

Just as Du Ze was about to de-escalate the situation and turn to leave, Xian Wu stepped forward.

"Kid, finish your meal and scram. Don't bring trouble upon yourself." The senior student who had just yelled at Du Ze said arrogantly.

Xian Wu narrowed his eyes, slapped his tray onto the man's face with a "pa," and then turned and ran.

"Damn it, kill him for me!" The senior student, whose face was covered in food scraps, was about to go insane.

He had originally thought the brat would know his place and run away with his tail between his legs. He never expected him to dare to fight back. Had he eaten the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard?

The other senior students, snapping out of their daze, placed their food trays on the table and hurried after him.

"Stop right there, don't run!"

"Brat, run again and I'll break your legs!"

"MD, how is this kid running faster than me, a Bronze Warrior?"

Beneath the fluttering black cloak, a pair of snow-white thighs could be seen intermittently. Xian Wu couldn't bother with anything else.

"Ah!!! Pervert!!!" Some female students saw what they shouldn't have, and screamed in fright, covering their faces.

Seeing the pursuers getting closer and closer, Xian Wu decided to go all out. He dismantled the clothes of everyone who blocked his path.

"Are you in such a hurry to reincarnate? Running so fast! Huh??? Why do I suddenly feel a bit cold?"

"Brother, why are you wearing women's underpants?"

"Holy crap, where are my pants? Who the hell stole my pants?"

"Losing your pants is nothing. Look over there, a girl lost her skirt too!"

With Xian Wu's selfish actions, the cafeteria descended into complete chaos.

"Make way, make way, don't block the path!"

"Fuck, who the hell did you push? Try pushing me again?"

"So what if I pushed you? I'll push you again! Holy crap, you slapped me? I'll beat you to death."

The pursuers were quickly blocked by the chaotic crowd, and Xian Wu successfully escaped the cafeteria.

Du Ze, Wei Nan, Zhang Ming, and Zhu Jun Xiang stood there dumbfounded.

"As expected of the 'Pants-Stripping Fiend'. He didn't wear pants to eat in the cafeteria..." Zhang Ming's worldview was once again shattered.

Zhu Jun Xiang said while blowing on a blister on his arm, "Regardless, Xian Wu helped me get revenge. From now on, he's my brother."

"Yeah, he's my brother too!" Wei Nan took out a bag from his embrace and stuffed all the flatbreads from the senior students' trays into it.

Du Ze nodded, "We need to leave quickly while it's chaotic. Those bastards can't catch Xian Wu, so they'll definitely come looking for trouble with us."

As Xian Wu exited the cafeteria, he ran into Lu Piao and Nie Li.

"Hey, Brother Wu, we were just looking for you. Didn't expect to find you here," Lu Piao waved.

Xian Wu ignored Lu Piao, clutching his cloak as he brushed past him and jogged away.

"Why aren't you answering me! Wait up, I have something important to tell you," Lu Piao chased after him, out of the archway.

Watching Xian Wu's receding back, Lu Piao opened his mouth: "I wanted to say, Hu Yan Lan Ruo is leading people to search the freshman dorms. You'd best not go back."