476 Sharing the Blessings
After seeing Su Qing off, Lu Li let his wives choose their favorite magical artifacts.
Xia Weijun was the first to shake her head and say:
"I need to focus on refining the [Great Luo Dharma Body]. The fact that it was completely shattered this time is a rare opportunity. After it is repaired, it will be a magic weapon that belongs exclusively to me."
The Great Luo Dharma Body is a newly coined name. Xia Weijun took out a statue covered in cracks, making it impossible to tell whether it was a Buddha or a Daoist.
Xiao Cha and the Cat Ear Sisters looked at the magical artifacts... they were musical instruments, Western weapons, and a strange pipe.
Although the magic weapon was of a high grade, it didn't suit their fighting style and was not as useful as a fourth-grade one, so they didn't take it.
Only Wan Qing chose the "Heavenly Demon Qin," and said with a smile:
"I don't like fists and kicks, so let's use this instead."
"That's great, the Guzheng suits your temperament very well."
After giving the Heavenly Demon Qin to Wan Qing, Lu Li stored the remaining items in his own spiritual realm.
At this moment, Wan Qing raised her hand and summoned seven flying swords that flew over listlessly.
"They were severely injured by the Longyuan Sword and haven't recovered yet. Young Master, you might as well take them all into the Spirit Realm; they should recover faster."
Leave it to me.
Lu Li took the little ones into his spiritual realm and simultaneously poured half of his mental energy into them.
The mind of a Cultivator tribulation is so vast that it instantly transforms into a boundless ocean of lightning.
The seven flying swords roamed freely inside, and the injuries healed rapidly.
Their master's breakthrough was too fast; they were only at the fourth rank and couldn't keep up.
Lu Li saw this and immediately had an idea:
"The bunch of magical treasures we captured are pretty useless; we might as well turn them into provisions for our flying swords!"
I crafted the seven flying swords myself, so of course I have to take special care of them.
However, it will take one or two hours for them to recover.
There have been discussions about this since then.
It is already evening, and the sun is slowly sinking into the river.
Lu Li addressed his wives directly:
"We agreed before that we'd have fun together after we survived the tribulation. Let's go."
Xia Weijun's face stiffened. As the eldest sister, she didn't try to renege on her promise, but said helplessly:
"Whatever you like, I'll do whatever you want."
Wan Qing, always well-behaved, naturally had no objections and was already linking arms with Lu Li, ready to go inside.
But Xiao Cha suddenly burst into laughter:
"Haha! Only the two of you agreed to this. I didn't say a word at the time, heaven and earth can bear witness!"
Thinking back on it carefully, it really is true; this guy was just pretending and didn't say a word.
Xiao Cha said smugly:
"How about that? I didn't renege, did I? You two can do this embarrassing thing, haha~"
"No, sisters should share happiness!"
Xia Weijun grabbed Xiao Cha's arm and dragged her into the house with a wicked grin.
Wan Qing smiled and activated her mental suppression technique. Xiao Cha struggled desperately but couldn't break free, and her face turned red with anxiety.
Lu Li grinned mischievously and said, "Luo the Big Butt, I'll bend over for you first."
"Ahhh! No! I didn't agree..."
Xiao Cha was extremely unwilling, but she had no choice but to be dragged into the house on the spot.
The screams were blocked by his mind, and he became very quiet.
But the Cat Ear Sisters activated their Di Ting and discovered everything clearly.
Yue Ru looked on with envy, Xing Ru embraced her younger sister and said softly:
"It's bound to happen sooner or later, no need to rush."
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Lu Li the dump truck, which was making a loud, chaotic noise, and hummed contentedly.
Xiao Cha, desperate to escape her predicament, inadvertently revealed her most embarrassing weakness, truly demonstrating the unpredictability of life, leaving one only to cry and scream in despair.
Xia Weijun sat on the edge of the bed, her face flushed, and said:
"They're all immortals, yet they still like this kind of thing. It's truly speechless."
Wan Qing said with a smile:
"It's better than Supreme Forgetfulness, isn't it? I was afraid that my beloved would become indifferent after his tribulation, but now it seems I was worrying unnecessarily."
Xia Weijun paused for a moment, then nodded repeatedly in agreement:
"Indeed, without humanity, one is no longer human. It's better this way."
Compared to the powerful and cold-blooded Deity, Xia Weijun still prefers her current lecherous husband who lusts after her body.
Once you've come to terms with it, you feel less constrained.
Xiao Cha knelt to the side, wailing and screaming. Xia Weijun touched her long, white legs and exclaimed in admiration:
"Tea Girl's legs are so beautiful, so straight... Mine are a bit fleshy."
Wan Qing reached out and pinched it, laughing, "Sister Xia, you're quite plump, very beautiful."
"No way, Wan Qing is the most beautiful."
After the two exchanged compliments, the room suddenly fell silent, and Xiao Cha was no longer moving.
Xia Weijun exclaimed in surprise, "Is it really that useless?"
At most two minutes had passed, but Xiao Cha, Grandmaster, had just shivered and died.
Wan Qing Kong Jian, tickled Xiao Cha's soles and teased her:
"She's always been like this. Even when she was a whole realm higher Lu Li, she always begged for mercy."
"Ha, is that so?"
Being attacked and killed across the border is incredibly humiliating, Xia Weijun chuckled upon hearing this.
Although Xiao Cha was disheveled, she was still conscious. Hearing the two men mocking her, she cursed inwardly:
[Damn it, I didn't tell you he was electrified!]
After laughing, Xia Weijun asked Wan Qing, "Who goes first?"
"Sister Xia, you go ahead."
Wan Qing, remembering her own unique physical condition, instinctively shrank back.
Xia Weijun didn't think much of it and patted Lu Li, saying:
"Don't bully Tea Girl, come at me if you have a problem."
"Okay."
The dump truck rumbled out of the garage and moved on to another spot, only to be met with a flash of lightning.
The electric shocks were secondary; the key issue was the willpower inherent in them, which was wreaking havoc.
Xia Weijun screamed in alarm and collapsed.
She struggled to stay upright and turned around, calling out, "Little brother, have you forgotten what the Dragon Girl said!"
"That's right, there can't be any supernatural interference, otherwise I won't be able to conceive."
Lu Li instantly realized this and quickly withdrew his lightning-fast divine sense.
Xia Weijun rolled her eyes at him, then shook her head with a smile... It's better to have a human touch.
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Three hours later, it was completely dark.
Lu Li walked out of the house feeling refreshed. With a thought, he opened the spiritual realm and summoned the seven flying swords.
Nourished by the lightning tribulation's spirit, they had already recovered and were excitedly darting around their master.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Li took out the Devils's Third Rank weapons from the spiritual realm— Giant Sword, Hell Sucking Stinger Sword, and a pipe.
"Crush them, and turn them into provisions!"
Lu Li raised his hand and stroked his sword, imbuing it with spiritual energy and Indestructible Will.
Arcs of electricity crackled across the sword's blade, radiating an indestructible golden light, and the flying swords trembled with excitement.
In contrast, the Westerners' magical weapons had all been bombarded by Gamma Ray Burst, leaving them somewhat damaged.
Moreover, since its master is dead, it receives no blessing and is instead suppressed by Lu Li's divine sense, exposing its most vulnerable parts.
The seven flying swords, of course, showed no mercy, unleashing a deafening burst of speed—ten times the Mach— as they slashed upwards!
Pick the softest persimmon first, and the pipe was immediately slashed with several huge gashes.
It cried out and suddenly grew to the length of a telephone pole, trying to rebel.
But being restrained by Lu Li, it was merely a death throes.
With a series of loud clangs, the pipe was chopped into more than a dozen pieces, which then disintegrated into particles of light on the spot.
Swords are weapons of destruction; killing someone of the same level already increases experience points, let alone killing someone of a higher level.
The flying sword trembled excitedly, and many firefly-like specks of light squeezed out from its body, all of which were impurities.
At the same time, it also generates suction, drawing the light particles left behind after the pipe magic weapon disintegrated into its own body.
Lu Li also hurriedly poured in Dark Matter to help refine and fill it.
Things proceeded smoothly, and the "Hell Siphon" was unwilling to sit idly by and wait for its death, so it struggled fiercely.
But the next second, he was firmly pressed down by a pair of delicate hands.
Xia Weijun and the others were unable to move; it was Xing Ru who arrived.
She picked up the rapier and said, "Let me help you."