The Fate of a Mortal-Immortal Romance: Spanking Nezha?

Nezha, however, didn't notice a thing. Instead, when he saw the figure ahead, his face filled with shock.

A bull demon was being forced to drink by a frail-looking mortal.

"This is impossible. How could a mortal force a demon to drink?

"Could that person be hiding his aura and cultivation, even managing to fool my spiritual perception?"

Nezha's expression grew more cautious, and he quietly crept along the wall.

At that moment, almost everyone in Zhao Family Village had come to celebrate Chen Fan's wedding.

Although Chen Fan's courtyard was spacious, it couldn't hold so many people.

So a row of tables had been set up outside his courtyard gate.

The huge demons had all been given places outside to eat and drink.

Nezha was short. Although his Invisibility Spell had been disrupted by some shameless entity,

he still hadn't been noticed.

Besides, the village children were running around everywhere. Even if someone happened to glance his way,

the little demons who had never seen Nezha naturally wouldn't recognize him.

But just as Nezha was about to enter the courtyard, a towering figure blocked his path.

"Hey, whose kid are you? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Zhao Dazhuang's face was flushed from drinking, but he still had a little sense left.

To demons, humans didn't look all that different from one another, so they couldn't tell them apart.

But Zhao Dazhuang had grown up in Zhao Family Village. How could he not recognize the children from his own village?

Especially with Nezha's rosy lips and pearly teeth—once you'd seen him, you couldn't forget him.

"Uh, well, I'm from the next village over!"

Nezha's expression changed dramatically. This village really was suspicious.

Even a Golden Immortal with the Celestial Eye open might not detect his Invisibility Spell.

Yet the person before him looked like an ordinary mortal, and had easily exposed him.

"Are you from Seven Mile Village?"

"Ah, yes, that's right!"

Nezha nodded, his fingers brushing the Universe Ring on his wrist.

He wanted to see what this fellow was up to.

If Zhao Dazhuang so much as looked like he was about to attack, Nezha would smack him in the face with the Universe Ring.

"Then that explains it. You're here to see the bride, right? Come on, follow me!"

Zhao Dazhuang's sluggish mind turned over, and he decided Nezha must be curious about the bride.

So he took Nezha by the arm and led him into the courtyard.

At that moment, inside the main room, Chen Fan and Zhang Tianshou were bowing to the words "Heaven and Earth."

There was no helping it. The Old Master had spoken and accepted Chen Fan as his grandson,

making Chen Fan the second-highest-ranking elder in Zhao Family Village overnight.

Chen Fan had originally planned to have the Old Master sit in the place of honor as the elder.

But who knew the Old Master would refuse at all costs?

(Old Master: If I agreed, I'd be reporting to the Earth God's shrine tomorrow!)

So all they could do was bow once to Heaven and Earth, then bow again to Heaven and Earth!

Neither Chen Fan nor his wife minded anyway.

"Now bow to each other!"

The village chief, acting as master of ceremonies, called out once more.

Chen Fan and Zhang Tianshou rose at the same time and faced one another.

Though Zhang Tianshou wore a red bridal veil, Nezha recognized her from the aura she gave off.

"Eldest Princess!"

Killing intent flashed in Nezha's eyes, and the Universe Ring on his wrist trembled violently.

So this was what all their acting had been about.

They'd set their sights on Zhang Tianshou!

Thinking of the hardships Zhang Tianshou had endured in this den of demons over the past few days,

Nezha wanted nothing more than to draw his Fire-Tipped Spear and slaughter every demon here.

But just as Nezha tried to circulate his Magic Power, a hand pressed down on his shoulder.

In an instant, the Magic Power in Nezha's body was like amber turned solid; it couldn't flow at all.

"Easy, little one. Don't get worked up!"

"Oh, it's you, Mr. Bai. Don't be angry—he's a child from Seven Mile Village next door."

Zhao Dazhuang turned around with a silly grin, then looked down at Nezha and said earnestly,

"That's your big brother Chen Fan—no, wait, he should be your grandpa!

"What do you mean, 'big sow'? You can't go around insulting people like that, kid. Got it?"

"You've abducted the Heavenly Court's Eldest Princess! The Heavenly Emperor is furious. You're all doomed!"

After Bai Qianli decisively subdued him, Nezha immediately understood the situation.

He knew that he alone absolutely couldn't rescue Zhang Tianshou.

So Nezha quickly calmed down.

"Heh, little one, take a closer look before you say anything else!"

Bai Qianli didn't take offense. Instead, he pointed to the other side.

Zhang Tianyu and Zhang Tianqing were standing in front of the bridal chamber, watching with smiles.

And there wasn't the slightest sign of any spell restraining them.

A mortal marriage?

A terrible thought surfaced in Nezha's mind.

There was no helping it. The Jade Emperor's relatives had a history of this sort of thing!

Nezha's little face darkened, and he spoke up.

"I can help you keep this from the Heavenly Court, but the Peach Banquet is in three days.

"The Seven Fairies have to go to Yaochi a day early to pay their respects to the Queen Mother!"

"Huh?"

Bai Qianli nearly twisted his back from the sudden turn in the conversation, and could barely keep up.

Why had Bai Qianli wanted to keep Nezha there for seven days?

To stop him from finding out Zhang Tianshou had married a mortal and running to the Heavenly Court to report it!

After all, Nezha had powerful backing. Bai Qianli couldn't just bully someone younger and kill him.

If that person came down from Kunlun Mountain and slapped him with a single palm,

who the hell could take that?

But Bai Qianli had never expected that, before he could say anything,

Nezha would switch sides outright!

"Send the couple to the bridal chamber!"

After another loud call, Chen Fan took Zhang Tianshou's jade hand and led her toward the bridal chamber.

Then a crowd of children suddenly rushed over.

"Woohoo! Let's crash the bridal chamber!"

Zhao Dazhuang watched the lively scene with a goofy grin and smacked Nezha on the head.

"Quick, go grab some wedding candy!"

"You!"

Nezha turned and glared at Zhao Dazhuang, a hint of temptation appearing in his eyes.

Then his eyes rolled, and he suddenly dashed forward.

The Fate of a Mortal-Immortal Romance: Spanking Nezha?