This Ninja Won't Be Hokage
Chapter 47

The Ninja World's Broken Cart Drifts Everywhere

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"Very good, Jiraiya, you are very good!" Fugaku Uchiha's forehead veins bulged, and the corners of his eyes twitched incessantly.

If it weren't for the three tomoe in his eyes slowly spinning, he would have been mistaken for having the Byakugan.

Jiraiya said with some trepidation, "Captain Fugaku Uchiha, you've worked hard during this time. The old man said to have you and your clan return to recuperate."

"Hmph!" Fugaku Uchiha weighed the situation for a long time, glaring with his Sharingan, sweeping his gaze across the faces of the over eight hundred elite Rock Ninja that Jiraiya had brought over after resting on the front lines.

Fugaku Uchiha reached out, grabbed the handover scroll, waved his hand, and gritted his teeth, shouting, "What are you looking at? Pack your things and return to Konoha!"

After a glance at each other, Bing San and Nara Shikaku breathed a sigh of relief.

Don't underestimate the Uchiha family; although they don't have many ninja, out of over four hundred Uchiha, there are more than seventy Jonin, and the rest are Chunin. They didn't bring a single Genin.

If a fight had broken out on the spot, it wouldn't have been a minor conflict.

The next day, Fugaku Uchiha retreated with all his clansmen and some affiliated Commoner Ninja.

Before leaving, Bing San stood at the camp entrance and watched.

From then on, besides Shisui Uchiha's squad belonging to Root, there were no more direct descendants of the Uchiha here.

As for Obito Uchiha, at most, he was considered a disgrace to the Uchiha, with no connection to the direct lineage.

Minato Namikaze had not left since arriving here.

It made sense, as they, master and disciple, were originally together on the Rock Ninja front. Jiraiya was reassigned, so it was normal for Minato Namikaze to follow.

At this moment, a Jonin captain from the Rock Ninja front patted Bing San's shoulder and said, "Yo, Bing San-kun, long time no see. Thank you so much for your help last time!"

Bing San chuckled, "It was just a small gesture, no need to mention it!"

The Jonin smiled and said, "After this war is over, I'm going back home to get married! Bing San-kun must grace me with his presence!"

Bing San's expression suddenly became strange, and he nodded, "Of course, of course!"

In reality, he had already sentenced this old soldier from the Rock Ninja front to death in his heart. Such words shouldn't be spoken carelessly!

After the Jonin left, he turned around and saw Rin with a doting smile on her face. Bing San was startled.

Rin smilingly handed the scroll to Bing San, saying, "Thank you very much for your concern, Bing San-kun."

Bing San took the scroll and indicated he didn't mind. Obito, acting like a sycophant towards Rin, said, "I told you this arrogant guy wouldn't mind."

Rin smiled apologetically. Minato Namikaze also watched the group with a smile, while Kakashi stood aside with a cold and proud expression.

It was incredible that the silly Obito had been promoted to Chunin along with Rin.

Kakashi maintained his poker face, staring straight ahead without any expression.

Minato Namikaze, however, became interested in Bing San's Summoning Scroll, which was only the size of a thumb when closed but became extremely large when opened.

He questioned Bing San for a long time, but Bing San couldn't answer and had to defer to Orochimaru.

Finally, Minato Namikaze exchanged his "Detailed Explanation of Sealing Jutsu Fundamentals" for Bing San's scroll, intending to study it thoroughly.

In the evening, everyone planned to get together. Thus, Bing San's classmates gathered once again in this frontline base camp. However, many people Bing San didn't recognize had already perished.

Bing San looked at the people in the room and thought with emotion, how many of the future Konoha 12 would still be around? With his actions, many of them might disappear.

The oldest person present was Naruto's father, Minato Namikaze, around twenty-one or twenty-two years old, followed by the Ino-Shika-Cho trio, who were sixteen or seventeen.

Kiba's mother was also there. She and Shino Aburame's father had come from the Rock Ninja front. She looked eighteen or nineteen, youthful and beautiful, provided she didn't speak.

Shisui seemed to have a good relationship with Obito Uchiha; they were sitting together, chatting and laughing.

The green-clad Might Guy was bothering Kakashi. Although Kakashi was only eleven years old, fighting Might Guy and Obito combined was like playing. It seemed Kakashi's Raikiri was almost fully developed.

Rin watched the strange combination of Kakashi and Might Guy with a doting smile.

It was said that Gekko Hayate had failed the exam again and again. That was true. If Gekko Hayate hadn't failed, he would have graduated at six years old.

As for Tenten, Rock Lee, and Sakura Haruno, they were Commoner Ninja, and Tenten's parents were likely shopkeepers affiliated with the Hyuga family's businesses.

As the war progressed, the scenes deep in Bing San's memory gradually blurred. The Ninja World had also deviated to an unknown place due to this butterfly effect.

If nothing unexpected happened, the fourth Kazekage of Sand Ninja would be that red-skinned woman, Pakura.

Jiraiya had left the Rain Ninja front due to Bing San's Kidney Treasure and his search for Tsunade. He didn't know how the Akatsuki Organization trio was doing.

Orochimaru and Danzo were becoming closer due to Bing San's actions. It seemed they wouldn't be reported by "concerned citizens."

Tsunade Hime, due to the message from Bing San's special clone, had returned to the Daimyo's Mansion and was still there. He didn't know what she was doing.

Because Bing San had stumbled upon Tachibana Muneshige's whereabouts, the Sand Ninja's defeat occurred more than a year earlier than in the anime.

The Chiyo Siblings had also perished as a result. He wondered what changes Sasori would undergo.

And Orochimaru, due to his increasingly close relationship with Danzo, was feared by the Third Hokage.

He wondered if he would go to support the Cloud Ninja front as in the anime.

If he didn't go, Killer Bee wouldn't die, and then Killer Bee might not become the new Eight-Tails Jinchuriki.

The Land of Earth, due to the wavering policy of the Third Tsuchikage, Ōnoki, did not launch a strong attack on Konoha's defense forces.

Instead, they were raiding between the Land of Rice and the Land of Rain.

There was no large-scale war between the Land of Earth and the Land of Fire, so the Third Raikage wouldn't have launched a strong attack on the Land of Earth, and the feat of the Third Raikage battling ten thousand Rock Ninja wouldn't have happened.

In short, the Ninja World, this broken-down vehicle, has no idea where it's going thanks to Bing San's reckless actions.

However, Bing San doesn't care about these things; that responsibility should fall to Madara Uchiha and Black Zetsu, those two old schemers.

That night, Bing San's intelligence clone, Orochimaru, and Danzo once again arrived at Orochimaru's laboratory.

Bing San was brought along because his Ice Release was needed for assistance, to show Danzo his new research results and trick him into continuing his investment.

Yes, you read that right. Don't let Danzo's tattered appearance fool you; the guy is loaded.

All the money earned from Root's side jobs went into Danzo's pockets, and Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't get a single cent. Otherwise, why would Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others always ostracize Danzo?

Orochimaru, with an excited expression, pointed to a mass of flesh with small trees growing out of it and said, "This is my latest achievement. This experimental subject not only withstood the erosion of First Hokage's cells but also underwent a special transformation.

Don't mind that it looks like a puddle right now; it's not dead, and its vitality has actually become even stronger."

Danzo looked at the wriggling mass of flesh and said with disgust, "Orochimaru, what's the point of showing me this pile of rotten meat? Do you think I'll give you funding just based on this?"

Orochimaru gave an evil smile and said, "Of course not. I took some bodily tissue from this experimental subject and, after harmonizing it with Bing San's cells, obtained the latest result." Orochimaru then gestured to Bing San.

Bing San nodded and placed his hand into a large block of ice beside him.

The ice instantly turned to water, and a child appeared, hands clasped together, protected in the center by a row of withered wood.

Shimura Danzō's pupils constricted, and he said fanatically, "Wood Release?"

Orochimaru also said excitedly, "This is the masterpiece I wanted to show you. I call him: Kō."

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