Douluo Peerless: I Write Diaries, You Build Groups?
Chapter 27

I Want to Open the Biggest Brothel in Shrek City!

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"Di Tian, you may withdraw. This King... is fine."

Fine?

Did she think he believed that?

Di Tian couldn't help but retort inwardly.

If his master was truly releasing his aura out of sheer boredom, he'd write his name backward from that day on!

"Master, no matter what happens, your subordinate will stand firmly by your side. And no matter what, your subordinate will also give it his all."

Hearing this, Gu Yuena felt a bit relieved.

She never doubted Di Tian's loyalty. It was just a shame that even Ao Yao, the owner of the diary, couldn't reveal its contents, let alone Di Tian.

So, Gu Yuena could only discuss this matter with the Three-Eyed Golden Lion. She had to keep it buried in her heart when facing anyone else.

Gu Yuena waved her hand, offering a few simple words of comfort, and sent Di Tian away.

Seeing that Gu Yuena had no intention of telling him, Di Tian, though a bit helpless, still withdrew.

After Di Tian left, Gu Yuena turned her gaze back to the Three-Eyed Golden Lion.

"Sacred Beast, you just said that leaving the Star Dou Great Forest in advance would help avoid Tang San's schemes. What did you mean by that?"

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion, which had been curled up silently to the side, finally reacted and said as a matter of course, "That human named Ao Yao said he can now deceive Tang San's senses. So, as long as I leave the Star Dou Great Forest and go to Ao Yao's side, won't the problem be solved? By Ao Yao's side, Tang San shouldn't be able to do anything to me, right?"

This was a half-truth, half-lie.

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion naturally wouldn't admit that it had suggested this simply because it was too bored staying there.

Of course, there was another, more important point: it was filled with curiosity about Ao Yao, who wrote the diary, and yearned for the human world he inhabited.

"No."

Gu Yuena refused the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's suggestion without even thinking.

Allowing the Three-Eyed Golden Lion to be near a human? She'd have to be out of her mind to do something like that.

Even if this human could block Tang San's senses and shield the Sacred Beast from Tang San's clutches.

One had to remember that humans were the most feared creatures by Soul Beasts!

"Oh... okay."

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion pouted and quickly responded.

There was another reason it wanted to leave, one it absolutely dared not speak of: it felt that its master seemed a bit unreliable. Under the diary's influence, her emotions were always unpredictable, and she would even become the Sea God Tang San's daughter-in-law in the future.

This wasn't just a little unreliable; it was extremely unreliable, wasn't it?

Could its safety truly be guaranteed by its master's side?

It would be better to be by Ao Yao's side.

At least by Ao Yao's side, it wouldn't have to worry about Tang San's threat at all.

It was a pity that its suggestion was ruthlessly rejected by its master.

It dared to be a little mischievous with Di Tian, occasionally acting willful and throwing a small tantrum, but in front of its master, it truly didn't dare.

Looking at the Sacred Beast's dispirited appearance, Gu Yuena's mouth twitched.

She felt as if she had been disliked. Damn it... was it an illusion?

The distance between the Star Dou Great Forest and Shrek Academy was not far. Before dusk, Ao Yao and his two companions arrived at Shrek City.

Ning Tian and Wu Feng were very interested in the renowned Shrek City, but Ao Yao's reaction was much more subdued.

[Finally, we're at Shrek City!]

[It's a pity, just as I expected. There don't seem to be any places to listen to music in Shrek City...]

[Zero stars! Definitely zero stars!]

[Even though Shrek City is almost twice as big as Nine Treasures City, I'm still giving Shrek City a huge thumbs down!]

[Such a big city, and not even a place to listen to music... It's obvious the people at Shrek Academy don't know about work-life balance. After a day of hard cultivation, listening to a beautiful tune in the city at night, what a joy that would be!]

[Sigh... Missing Wang Yue Lou's Xiao Bai and Xiao Zi on the third day.]

Ning Tian couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Ao Yao was good in every aspect, except for this one point, which was his biggest flaw.

Young, handsome, powerful, with excellent talent, and able to provide her with great help – he was undoubtedly the perfect candidate for her partner. But Ao Yao's personality was just too unrestrained. To put it nicely, he was wild and untamed; to put it bluntly, he was purely lustful and lazy!

However...

It wasn't that big of a problem.

He was just a little bit lecherous... When it came to beauty, she, Ning Tian, was confident she didn't lose to anyone!

[I might have to lie flat in Shrek for a long time in the future. If there are no more tunes to listen to, I absolutely won't be able to stand it.]

[So, I've decided.]

[I'm going to open the biggest pleasure house in Shrek Academy! The biggest pleasure house on the entire continent! Let me think... This pleasure house definitely won't be some low-class place like Ma Hongjun's place for solving Evil Fire.]

If I'm going to open one, I'm going to open a high-class brothel! Only selling performance, not sex or anything...

Thinking about it carefully, opening a brothel seems like a lot of trouble. With my personality, I probably wouldn't manage it well and would be too lazy to deal with it, so let's forget it.

At worst, I can find some beautiful Soul Masters later, no less than Xiao Bai or Xiao Zi, to exclusively serve me, singing and dancing for me.

This idea seems feasible. The proud scions of Shrek Academy, singing and dancing just for me, the thought alone is exciting! The spectacle would probably be more thrilling than listening to Xiao Bai's songs or watching Xiao Zi's dances!

It's just that finding suitable candidates might be difficult. Forced fruit doesn't taste sweet, and I can't bring myself to force others to sing and dance for me. I prefer it when it's consensual.

Wu Feng couldn't help but glare at Ao Yao, while Ning Tian also couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Why record such strange things in a diary!

And Ao Yao actually wants to find some beautiful Soul Masters to sing and dance for him?

Ning Tian inwardly cursed.

To prevent Ao Yao from getting carried away and writing something that couldn't pass censorship, Ning Tian had to interrupt: "Shouldn't we hurry and register?"

As she spoke, Ning Tian directly took out a letter of introduction with golden borders from her embrace and handed it to Ao Yao: "This is a letter of introduction from the Nine Treasures Glazed Tile Sect. With this, you can enroll directly without an entrance exam."

Looking at the letter of introduction in Ning Tian's hand, Ao Yao finally came to his senses.

Oh, right.

My current persona is still that of a trash Soul Master with only Level 10 Soul Power.

Ao Yao didn't say much and directly took the still slightly warm letter of introduction. He wasn't sure if it was his imagination, but he felt as if there was a faint scent emanating from the letter.

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