The Faith of the Breast Enhancement Bodhisattva

The woman Bai Li called "Auntie" was the same woman who had just greeted Bai Qiuran in the manner of a local from Clear Water Village.

Upon seeing Bai Li, the woman smiled gently at him, "Oh, it's Huai Li, and Yue'er too. You two have grown so much. Huai Li has become even taller, and Yue'er has become even more beautiful. In the future, one of you will surely be as handsome as your father, and the other as beautiful as your mother."

"Auntie, you're overpraising me."

Bai Li pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head. Lu Yue'er also shrank behind him, looking a little shy.

"Come here, I brought you two little trinkets on the way."

The woman beckoned Bai Li and Lu Yue'er over, then took out an oil paper package from her bundle containing two sugar paintings.

Bai Li thanked him, took the bag, and casually handed the larger one to Lu Yue'er behind him.

Lu Yue'er hesitated for a moment, then reached out and took it. With one hand still holding onto his clothes, she held up the sugar painting with her other hand, stuck out her little tongue, and gently licked it.

"So sweet."

She whispered.

"It's delicious, isn't it?"

Seeing the two children eating with relish, the woman's face broke into a kind, motherly smile.

Then she asked Bai Li, "By the way, when we came in, where did your father and the rest of the villagers go?"

"My parents, uncles, aunts, and grandfathers are all cultivating in the back mountains."

Bai Li added, "My mother is there too."

"Oh, what are they practicing?"

The woman stood up and said, "I'll go take a look."

Bai Li and Lu Yue'er watched her walk out the door, then walked over to Bai Qiuran and sat down opposite him.

Who is that woman? Do you know her?

Bai Qiuran asked him.

"Yue Shiting, owner of the Wan Flower Tower at the third gate of Screen Province City."

Bai Li crunched the half-sugar painting into pieces and swallowed it.

"My dad seems to have rescued a damsel in distress when he was young, and since then, this girl has been coming to our village every year. Almost everyone in the village knows her."

"It feels like this outsider is scouting your village every year."

Bai Qiuran and said, "Didn't you suspect she had ulterior motives? This woman was just acting like a local, asking me where I came from."

"Of course they're suspicious, but everyone knows Aunt Yue's intentions, so there's no need to be wary."

Bai Li swallowed the entire sugar painting and smacked his lips.

"You know what, these kids' food are actually quite delicious."

What are that woman's intentions?

Bai Qiuran very curious.

"What are your intentions? Can't you see through them, Master?"

Bai Li gave Bai Qiuran a very strange look.

"She wants to have sex with my dad."

Bai Li initially thought Bai Qiuran was faking it, but after listening, Bai Qiuran showed an expression of sudden realization.

"Master, so you really couldn't tell?"

Bai Li was speechless.

"Generally speaking, this kind of hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress trope is very easy for women to fall for in this day and age."

Bai Qiuran and replied, "I saved quite a few girls back then, so why did they all seem to dislike me afterward?"

How should I know?

Bai Li shrugged and said, "Either you're too blunt and offended someone, or they say they hate you but actually like you a lot, you just can't tell."

"Okay, let's not talk about me anymore."

Bai Qiuran pointed outside the door.

"That woman went to find your father, and your mother was right there too. Aren't you afraid they'll fight?"

"Don't worry, my mother is very image-conscious and won't easily get into a fight with a woman. Aunt Yue Shiting just wants to make love with my father. She already feels guilty towards my mother, so she definitely won't dare to cause her any trouble."

Bai Li replied, "If she wanted to harm my mother, she certainly wouldn't have been so kind to me and Yue'er. After all, in this life, I'm not only my father's son, but also my mother's son."

As he spoke, some sugar crumbs clung to the corners of his mouth. Lu Yue'er, sitting next to him, noticed this, quietly reached out her finger, rubbed them off for him, and then put them in her own mouth.

Bai Qiuran glanced at Lu Yue'er, then smiled at Bai Li and said, "So you'll take anything she offers you? You really don't refuse anything."

"That's because Aunt Yue Shiting bought things for me and Yue'er; it's because she likes us."

Bai Li didn't care at all.

"As for whether her motives are pure or not, that's none of my business. The debts my father left behind are his to repay himself, but there's no such thing as a son paying for his father's debts when it comes to emotional debts."

"And what about your mother?"

"My mother? My mother was a favored daughter of heaven back then. She was confident that with her charm, she could easily surpass Aunt Yue Shiting and the other aunts, and firmly hold my father in her grasp."

Bai Book of Questions thought Qiuran a moment, comparing Yue Shiting Xie Qianrou in his mind, and nodded, saying, "Indeed, I must admit that your mother is better looking."

"That's true, but lately, my mother seems to be struggling."

Bai Li stroked his chin and said.

"Why?"

"First, all men are like pigs' trotters, always wanting more than they have. It's in their nature; whether they can control themselves is another matter."

Bai Li held up two fingers.

"Secondly, Master, if we're talking about strengths, what advantages does Aunt Yue Shiting have over my mother?"

"Well..."

Bai Qiuran and replied, "Yue Shiting has a good temper, is polite, and speaks plainly. I can communicate with her peacefully. But your mother is too proud and comes at me right away. If she encounters Equality Between Men and Women-ist like me with some strength, she's likely to be killed."

"That's not it."

Bai Li was speechless. He stretched out his hands to show his figure and said, "It's about her figure. Haven't you noticed that Aunt Yue Shiting's curves are particularly breathtaking?"

"Well... I haven't paid much attention to that."

Bai Qiuran replied, "It seems a bit impolite to start by looking at the figure of the opposite sex."

"Hey, based on my years of experience, Aunt Yue's figure is definitely one in a million."

Bai Li gestured, "Compared to her, my mother is much less capable. Under these circumstances, it's understandable that my father would waver..."

"Does Brother Li like women with good figures?"

Lu Yue'er had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up and asked.

"Well..."

Bai Li opened his mouth, and then demonstrated his superb skills in picking up girls to Bai Qiuran.

"No matter what the Yue'er looks like, I will love it."

This grandson said with absolute certainty.

"Don't believe him. He only likes women with good figures; he told me that."

Unfortunately, Bai Qiuran had no intention of helping her apprentice at all, and bluntly told Lu Yue'er.

"Oh, I understand."

Lu Yue'er glanced at Bai Li and nodded her thanks to Bai Qiuran.

"Master, we're back."

Just then, Li Jinyao and Tang Ruowei suddenly appeared at the entrance of the Inn. Tang Ruowei waved to Bai Qiuran others, saying, "Sister Li saw that you had finished repairing the house, so she told me you were here... By the way, what were you two talking about just now? I think I vaguely heard something about [figure]..."

Upon hearing the word "figure," she immediately thought of breasts, then their size, and instantly felt jealous, immediately thinking of breast augmentation. Tang Ruowei's imagination could only leap so far in this area.

Her vivid imagination caused a look of displeasure to appear on her face when she entered.

"It's nothing, senior sister."

Bai Li hurriedly said to her.

Bai Qiuran glanced at his apprentice, then suddenly seemed to remember something and clapped his hands.

"Hey Ruowei, you've come at the perfect time! I suddenly thought of a way to help the Breast Enhancement Bodhisattva' spread her faith."