If We're Like Sisters, Come Worship the Breast Enhancement Bodhisattva with Me
The next afternoon, Xie Qianrou came out of her house and walked towards the village's general store, looking somewhat displeased.
That troublesome woman is here again. She just visited their home yesterday and is leaving today. Her husband has already gone to see her off.
The thought of that woman gave her a headache. Everyone in the village could see that Yue Shiting Lu Yuan. If she had made her feelings clear or made sarcastic remarks to Xie Qianrou would have been easy to deal with and could have just retorted. But she deliberately didn't make it clear and always gave in to Xie Qianrou, making it impossible for anyone to be angry with her.
Every time Yue Shiting came to their house, she was a guest and never overstepped her bounds in her interactions with Lu Yuan. Therefore, although she came every year, it was neither reasonable nor polite for Xie Qianrou to directly kick her out.
Moreover, recently, Xie Qianrou felt that her husband was leaning towards Yue Shiting. Although Lu Yuan himself might not have noticed it, Xie Qianrou noticed that when he was talking to her just now, Lu Yuan's gaze kept glancing at Yue Shiting's chest.
Thinking about that woman's figure, Xie Qianrou felt even more indignant. Every woman would compare themselves to each other in this regard, perhaps not as excessively or obsessively as Tang Ruowei, but at least they would all be conflicted to some extent. After seeing Lu Yuan's performance, Xie Qianrou also unconsciously became more focused on this aspect.
She compared her own figure with Yue Shiting's and then felt a sense of defeat in her eyes.
What did that woman eat to grow up like that?
While pondering, Xie Qianrou went into the general store.
"Sister Wang."
She called out to the shopkeeper, "Could you please weigh out two catties of tea for me?"
The shopkeeper responded, took out utensils, and went to Xie Qianrou. Xie Qianrou glanced around and spotted a familiar figure in the shop.
"Miss Tang."
Xie Qianrou greeted her, "Shouldn't you be teaching the children? What are you doing here?"
"Oh, Sister Li is watching over there now."
Tang Ruowei replied, "Didn't we just move here? Master instructed me to come and buy some daily necessities."
Xie Qianrou always felt that the way Tang Ruowei addressed Bai Qiuran and Li Jinyao was strange. According to them, Bai Qiuran was Tang Ruowei's master, and Li Jinyao was Bai Qiuran's partner, but Tang Ruowei did not call Li Jinyao "Master's Wife" but instead called her "sister".
However, it was not appropriate for Xie Qianrou to interfere in other people's affairs, even though Bai Qiuran was Bai Li's master.
"I see."
Xie Qianrou came to Tang Ruowei's side, only to see the girl staring intently at a pile of green and yellow fruits, examining them closely.
"Miss Tang, what is this?"
"Oh, that one."
After weighing the tea for Xie Qianrou, the shop owner came over and looked at the pile of fruit, smiling, "These are fresh Papaya we just received. Take them home; they're great for making soup or pickling. They taste wonderful."
"Papaya?"
"That's right."
Tang Ruowei nodded and said, "Take this fruit back and stew it with cow's milk or honey. Eating it can help with breast enhancement. I used to eat it often."
"Hmm? It can enlarge breasts?"
Xie Qianrou's ears twitched slightly.
"Yes, but it only works for young girls, especially teenagers. Eating Papaya stewed in milk is most effective for them."
Tang Ruowei covered her face with one hand and sighed softly.
"Unconsciously, I've been away from that age for quite a while now."
Xie Qianrou couldn't help but look up at Tang Ruowei. This girl looked young and should still be a virgin. But appearances can be deceiving. After learning the Foundation Establishment Methods taught by Bai Qiuran, Xie Qianrou also knew that some people's age could not be judged by their appearance.
"However, based on my own experience, eating Papaya doesn't actually have any effect."
Tang Ruowei pursed her lips and shook her head, saying, "So after eating it for two years, I stopped."
"I see..."
Xie Qianrou's expression showed a slight hint of regret.
"Hmm? Mrs. Lu looks a little disappointed. Is it just my imagination?"
Tang Ruowei asked sensitively.
No, no.
Xie Qianrou chuckled dryly, "Miss Tang must have misjudged."
"Speaking of which, when I came over just now, I saw the village chief walking with another woman."
Tang Ruowei's words seemed to have a hidden meaning.
Xie Qianrou's face darkened, and she let out a cold snort.
Seeing this, Tang Ruowei smiled slightly. She leaned close to Xie Qianrou's ear and whispered, "If Madam Lu wishes to seek help, I have a good remedy here that can solve your problem at any time."
"What's the best remedy?"
Xie Qianrou asked.
Tang Ruowei glanced at the shop owner and replied, "Let's talk outside."
She took the things handed to her by the shopkeeper, Xie Qianrou also took her own tea, paid, and followed her.
The two walked one after the other to a secluded spot. Tang Ruowei smiled at Xie Qianrou and said, "From my humble opinion, aside from some ambiguity, there's probably nothing between the village chief and that woman. It's mainly because that woman has taken a liking to the village chief, but I believe the village chief isn't the kind of heartless person. However, given the village chief's character, he might feel guilty about the woman's devotion and thus accept her advances."
"Miss Tang knows so much."
Xie Qianrou was somewhat surprised.
"I didn't think Miss Tang was the kind of person who was good at reading people's expressions."
I'm certainly not good at it, but your son is.
Tang Ruowei thought to herself.
She smiled and said, "In this world, if you can't read other people's faces, life is really tough. Besides, I have a living example of a situation like the one I'm describing."
"Miss Tang, please grant me the solution."
Xie Qianrou humbly sought advice from Tang Ruowei.
"Of course, of course. In my opinion, there are two solutions to Mrs. Lu's situation."
Tang Ruowei shook her head and said, "First, change yourself. The village chief and his wife are a loving couple, but even the best-loving couple will get tired of each other if their lives lack variety. So, Mrs. Lu needs to pursue changes in herself. For example, try to increase your bust size to a level similar to that woman's. Then, the village chief will definitely treat you like a newlywed."
"The second one is also very simple. The village chief and his wife have had Bai... Lu Huaili brother, for about ten years now, right? If the wife can give birth to another child now, the village chief will feel even more guilty towards you when he faces that woman. His attitude will definitely change, and he might even be able to firmly reject that woman."
"Miss Tang is right."
Xie Qianrou thought for a moment, then smiled bitterly, "But I can't do it."
"That's fine."
Tang Ruowei patted her chest; she was still wearing padded breasts, so the padded breasts also made a fake swaying motion to match her.
"Besides the Foundation Establishment Heavenly Venerable, we have two other deities here, whose names are the Breast Enhancement Bodhisattva and the Child-Giving Heavenly Empress. With these two deities, the lady's predicament can be resolved."
"This kind of thing..."
Xie Qianrou asked doubtfully, "Does praying to gods and Buddhas really work?"
"Of course it works. You might not believe it, but my chest used to be comparable to a Boy's, and some boys even had bigger pectoral muscles than me. But look now..."
Tang Ruowei held back her tears and kept making fun of herself, pounding her chest loudly to make the breast pads shake.
"This is the effect of praying to the Breast Enhancement Bodhisattva. Go back and pray for a month. If there's no effect, come back to me, and I'll definitely give you an explanation."
Xie Qianrou was still hesitant, Tang Ruowei continued, "Back then, when my master passed on the Foundation Establishment Heavenly Venerable teachings, didn't you all disbelieve? In his words, since it doesn't cost any money, why not just come and try it out?"