Ah, I'm Going to Die

After exchanging a few words with Wisdom Immortal and finding everything settled, Bai Qiuran hung up the call, stretched, and walked outside.

Several hundred years have passed since Bai Qiuran returned home after the fierce battle with the Machine Puppet Divine Court.

Over the past few centuries, he has been diligently and tirelessly refining his True Essence, hoping to one day break through to the Virtual Foundation Stage. On the other hand, he also handed over the Dao Embryo Emperor-level Machine Puppet to the Heavenly Works Workshop, asking them to help design an Artificial Purple Mansion that could accommodate Dao Embryo Nascent Soul.

However, on the one hand, the Newborn Machine God is far from mature and is still working hard to absorb and digest the data left by the old Machine God. On the other hand, designing Purple Mansion Nascent Soul a nascent soul whose body is comparable to a giant planet is also an enormous project. Therefore, the Immortal Craftsman of the Heavenly Works Workshop have not yet provided a design blueprint.

Moreover, Bai Qiuran no longer needed to find a place to seclude himself for cultivation, sit cross-legged for hundreds of years, and only emerged from seclusion after developing hemorrhoids.

Therefore, he now lives a very leisurely life, spending his days either with his wife or lounging at home, essentially becoming a second Tang Ruowei.

The next day, Bai Qiuran got up early.

Although he worked hard all night, he has managed to get back into shape and won't be as unable to get out of bed as he used to be.

After waking the Little Demoness, the family washed up, gathered in the courtyard, and set off for the Immortal Realm.

They first went to the Central Immortal Realm to pick up Bai Xuxiang, who was studying in the Three-Legged Crow Palace, and then they changed course and headed to the Northern Immortal Realm.

Before this, Bai Qiuran and his family had never been to the Northern Immortal Realm or the Fivefold Immortal Realm. Although they were generally like the Immortal Realm, filled with the atmosphere of immortals, each of them had its own unique characteristics.

The Eastern Immortal Realm is closest to the mortal world, while the Central Immortal Realm, with its Thirty-Six Heavens, is closest to the immortal Immortal Realm in the minds of Cultivators. The Southern Immortal Realm is more warlike, with a somewhat barbaric atmosphere and customs. The people of the Western Immortal Realm are skilled in using weapons, and the industry of weapon forging is the most developed.

The Northern Immortal Realm, because the former Northern Immortal Emperor was fond of water and snow, has many well-developed Water Element, and the temperature remains in a low range all year round. It is also home to many powerful aquatic immortal Immortal Beast.

However, the temperature changes have no effect on the Immortals of the Northern Immortal Realm. On the contrary, the snow scenery here makes the Northern Immortal Realm one of the most beautiful realms among the Fivefold Immortal Realm. The tourism industry here is also very developed, with inns run by Immortals everywhere. The inns even have specially developed Spirit Spring in the style of hot springs, which can help with cultivation.

Moreover, because the Immortal Emperor is currently being tortured in the Boiling Excrement Hell was once obsessed with looks and kept many pretty boys, and even conducted experiments on temperament-improving magic in the Northern Immortal Realm, the proportion of handsome men and beautiful women in the Northern Immortal Realm is also very high.

This handsome man and beautiful woman, of course, refers to those who are good-looking and have good temperament in the eyes of Immortals. After all, in the Southern Immortal Realm, there are also plenty of grown men with one or two "ordinary" handsome faces who then brandish weapons and beat each other up while affectionately greeting each other's entire families.

To save his life, Bai Li had already made all the arrangements before Bai Qiuran. This guy had been holding back in the Cultivation World until he reached the peak of the Vast Sea Realm before Ascension to the top. Moreover, with the abilities of the First Immortal Emperor, he would definitely be stronger after reincarnation and fighting against opponents of higher levels would be commonplace for him. Therefore, he quickly established a base in the Northern Immortal Realm and even became somewhat famous in the Northern Nine Heavens.

After Bai Qiuran and his family disembarked from the flying boat, members of Bai Li's current "troupe" immediately came to greet them and led them to the best hot spring hotel in the Mysterious Heaven of the Northern Immortal Realm.

After arriving here and settling their luggage, Bai Qiuran and the others finally met Bai Li, who had grown up and Ascension to heaven.

"Master, save me!"

Upon seeing Bai Qiuran for the first time, Bai Li disregarded the presence of his wife (Xin) and a group of troupe members, reached out and hugged Bai Qiuran's leg, then knelt down on the ground with a thud.

"Get lost, don't touch me!"

Bai Qiuran kicked him away, sending him flying. Bai Li flew backwards in the air for a circle before landing steadily back in his chair, managing not to lose face.

Just then, Jiang Lan whispered to her daughter, whom she was holding hands with, "Xuxiang, look carefully. That guy your father just kicked out is your second senior brother... He's a womanizer. You need to stay far away from him in the future, don't let him deceive you."

"Master's Wife!"

Upon hearing this, Bai Li beat his chest and stamped his feet, heartbroken and indignant.

You used to have a lot of faith in me!

You really know how to get things done.

Jiang Lan blinked.

"But I'm teaching my daughter now... To be honest, I don't mind you, or even Qiuran having a few more, but Xuxiang is my daughter, and a mother is always a little selfish."

Jiang Lan's actions also reminded Bai Qiuran. The White Hair man's face revealed an expression more terrifying than any Asura demon, perfectly befitting the name of the Ghost Emperor. Amidst the terrified gazes of the group members, he slowly walked to Bai Li's side, put his hand on his shoulder, and said in a "gentle" tone, "If I discover anything amiss later, you can reincarnate and start over. Do you understand?"

"I understand, I understand, I know my limits, I don't want to die!"

Bai Li's head trembled like a leaf, and he quickly said, "Master, I can't even guarantee my own safety right now, how can I have the mind to do this?"

Bai Qiuran straightened up and glanced around at the beautiful women sitting on either side of him. In addition to Lu Yue'er, whom he had seen before, there were indeed several more women, some aloof and beautiful, some cute, some plump and some slender, each with their own strengths.

He snorted, the meaning of which was self-evident, and Bai Li felt somewhat embarrassed.

After a long silence, Bai Li said shyly, "Master, you must save me! You are the only one in this world who can save me."

"You brought this on yourself, you bastard!"

Bai Qiuran tapped Bai Li's forehead and scolded him angrily.

Seeing this, Lu Yue'er, who had met Bai Qiuran, was unfazed, but the other members of the group couldn't help but start speculating about Bai Qiuran's identity.

After all, Immortal Emperor had previously visited the Northern Immortal Realm, and that Immortal Emperor treated their leader with utmost respect, even showing a hint of filial piety.

After reprimanding Bai Li, Bai Qiuran put her hands behind her back and began to think of a solution.

But he was a hopeless romantic, and when it came to wooing his wife, he usually had to ask Jiang Lan and the others to make the requests first, and then he would try his best to fulfill them. So after thinking for a long time, Bai Qiuran hesitated and said, "How high is your combat power now? Why don't you beat them up?"

"Ah..."

Upon hearing this, Bai Li covered his face and leaned back in despair.

I'm going to die.

"If you really want to escape this predicament, I have a brilliant plan."

At this moment, Su Xiangxue, who was standing to the side with a white fur coat draped over her shoulders and a slightly protruding belly, spoke softly.