Prehistoric World: I Wreak Havoc on the Three Teachings, You Won't Split Up?

Prehistoric World: I Wreaked Havoc on the Three Teachings, and You Aren't Splitting Up Anymore?

Author: Idiot and Cat

Introduction:

Original Title: Prehistoric World: I Wreaked Havoc on the Three Teachings, and You Aren't Splitting Up Anymore? Alias: Prehistoric World: I Let You Refine Pills, and the Three Teachings All Turned Into Lolis?

Tags: Fantasy Brain Hole, Fantasy, Transmigration, System, Prehistoric World, Alternate History, Eastern Fantasy

Protagonists: Xuandan, San Xiao

Introduction: Transmigrated to the Prehistoric World, I actually became a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir refined by Laozi, coveted by all living beings in the Prehistoric World!

Fortunately, I became Laozi's disciple and awakened the Benevolent System.

All pills refined have their effects increased tenfold, and gifting them to others grants random rewards, but there are random side effects?

Xuan Du eats a pill and turns into a little loli?

Winged Immortal eats a pill, his wings grow ten times larger, and he shows them off to everyone he meets?

Refining and refining, Xuandan suddenly realizes...

The Prehistoric World seems to have changed.

The Three Teachings aren't splitting up anymore?

The Witch-Demon clans aren't fighting a great war anymore?

Hongjun has completely lost his composure!

Is this still the Prehistoric World I know?

This kid is just too good at causing trouble!

However...

It seems that a Prehistoric World like this isn't too bad, right?

Chapter 1: I Am a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, Benevolent!

On Kunlun Mountain in the Prehistoric World, dense Spiritual Energy gathered, and divine light shimmered faintly atop the peaks.

From time to time, spirit beasts roared as they passed by.

Spiritual roots covered the mountains and plains, lush and dripping with vitality.

Looking at this place from afar, it was truly one of the top blessed land and grotto-heavens in the Prehistoric World.

At the summit stood three palaces, named Eight Sceneries Palace, Jade Void Palace, and Green Waters Palace, respectively.

Inside the Eight Sceneries Palace, an old man stood before the Eight Trigrams Furnace.

He wore a smile, his expression indifferent, holding a whisk in his hand.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace burned with Samadhi True Fire, radiating endless heat.

The old man suddenly waved his whisk, casting a stream of Magic Power.

In an instant, the Eight Trigrams Furnace flew open.

The entire Eight Sceneries Palace was filled with a rich, medicinal fragrance.

Almost every living being on Kunlun Mountain could smell the scent of the pill.

As the medicinal fragrance permeated the air, a pill floated before Laozi.

On the surface of the pill were nine purple cloud patterns.

It faintly radiated pure Spiritual Power and Medicinal Power.

This was the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, recognized as the top pill in the Prehistoric World.

Living beings without cultivation could become immortals on the spot after consuming it.

Even those who had already attained immortality and achieved the Great Luo Dao Fruit could hardly refuse a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.

The old man raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised.

"This Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir has actually absorbed the Medicinal Power of all the other golden elixirs?"

"How is this possible?"

He looked at the furnace in bewilderment; inside remained a few pills whose Medicinal Power had been completely drained, leaving them as waste.

"Faintly, it seems to exceed the scope of a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir; perhaps it could be called... a Primordial Golden Elixir!"

The old man murmured, taking out the Purple Gold Gourd, just as he was about to store the pill away, the pill in the center suddenly flew off.

Laozi was not in a hurry, revealing a look of interest as his divine sense locked onto the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.

The escaping golden elixir flew wildly about.

Until it stood above the firmament of Kunlun Mountain, drawn to the three magnificent palaces.

"Eight Sceneries Palace, Jade Void Palace, Green Waters Palace..."

"Have I transmigrated to the Prehistoric World?!"

As it turned out, the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir had been occupied by a young man from Blue Star.

The young man's original name was Jindan—surname Jin, given name Dan.

He was born with the ability to project his divine sense, allowing him to view his current form from a unique perspective.

"My name is Jindan, and I end up transmigrating into a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir."

"It's a good thing my parents didn't give me some abstract name back then."

He remained nervous, though he felt more lost than anything, unsure of where to go or what to do.

Having considered himself well-versed in Prehistoric World novels, he knew exactly what the manifestation of a golden elixir signified.

He would undoubtedly be fodder for the Demon Race and an object of greed for those with great divine powers.

However, he also felt a sliver of relief in his heart.

"At least my origin is a golden elixir, not some stray cat or dog."

In the Prehistoric World, one's origin determined their upper limit; if one had a lowly origin, there would be nowhere to cry even if one wanted to.

Suddenly, a kind-looking old man wearing a Tai Chi Dao Robe and holding a whisk appeared.

"So that is how it is; it has actually developed spiritual intelligence!"

"A Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir developing spiritual intelligence is unheard of—truly interesting."

"It seems that my decision to infuse various Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures into this Eight Trigrams Furnace was indeed guided by the heart."

"Is this the result of karma, the first pill in the Prehistoric World to develop spiritual intelligence?"

Jindan was startled, only to suddenly discover that he could not move.

This is bad. Am I going to perish and have my Dao dissipate just after transmigrating?

Filled with infinite terror, Jindan suddenly caught sight of the old man's iconic attire.

His fear instantly subsided by ninety percent, simply because this image was far too classic.

Standing before him was none other than...

The head of the Three Pure Ones, Leader of the Xuan Gate, Hongjun's First Disciple, Pinnacle of Alchemy, Heavenly Lord Lao, and the Grand Pure Sage, Laozi.

Laozi wore a smile, his tone gentle, without a hint of pressure leaking out.

"You were refined by This Humble Daoist, and you share an unbreakable bond of karma and fate with This Humble Daoist."

"The Prehistoric World is treacherous; how about staying on Kunlun Mountain to become the Second Disciple of This Humble Daoist?"

Jindan was immediately overcome with excitement.

He knew that in the Prehistoric World, he was essentially a walking, top-tier Heavenly Material and Earthly Treasure.

Without a top-tier backer, relying solely on his strength as a Heavenly Immortal after manifesting, any random cultivator could swallow him whole.

In terms of medicinal efficacy, he was far more potent than Tang Monk's Flesh.

Having a Sage as a backer was an opportunity most beings couldn't cultivate in eight lifetimes.

Jindan did not hesitate for a second, crying out.

"Disciple greets Master."

Laozi was instantly in a wonderful mood.

After all, this was a pill he had refined with his own hands. Since its spiritual intelligence was born because of him, he naturally felt a sense of affection for it.

He reached out and tapped a streak of green light.

Thick Spiritual Energy instantly enveloped Jindan.

In less than three breaths, the form of an Innate Dao Body emerged.

The young man had a face like polished jade, Sword Eyebrows, Star Eyes, and wore a Green Tai Chi Eight Trigrams Robe.

A gentle breeze blew, causing his sleeves to flutter as if he were a Dashing Sword Immortal.

His features appeared to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, handsome yet retaining a touch of youthfulness.

A flash of surprise crossed Laozi's face.

"They say that appearance is born from the heart; for a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir to manifest this way, its nature is truly pure."

Jindan quickly adapted to his new body.

This handsome posture was no different from how he looked in his youth in his previous life.