Prehistoric World: I'm Wreaking Havoc on the Three Sects—Aren't You Splitting Up?
Author: Idiot and Cat
Synopsis:
Original title: Prehistoric World: I'm Wreaking Havoc on the Three Sects—Aren't You Splitting Up? Alternate title: Prehistoric World: I Told You to Make Pills, So Why Did the Three Sects All Turn into Lolis?
Tags: Fantasy Brain Hole, fantasy, transmigration, system, Prehistoric World, alternate universe, Eastern Fantasy
Main characters: Xuandan, San Xiao
Synopsis: After transmigrating to the Prehistoric World, I actually became a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living being in the Prehistoric World!
Luckily, I became Taiqing's disciple and awakened the Benevolent System.
All pills I refined had their effects increased tenfold. Giving them to others earned me random rewards, but there were random side effects?
Xuan Du ate a pill and turned into a little loli?
Winged Immortal ate a pill, and his wings grew ten times larger. He showed them off to everyone he met?
As I kept refining pills, Xuandan suddenly realized...
The Prehistoric World seemed to have changed.
The Three Sects weren't splitting up?
The Witch-Demon War wasn't happening?
Hongjun had completely lost it!
Was this still the Prehistoric World I knew?
This kid sure knew how to stir up trouble!
But...
This Prehistoric World didn't seem so bad, after all?
Chapter 1: I'm a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, and I Love Helping People!
Spiritual Energy gathered thickly on Kunlun Mountain in the Prehistoric World, and divine light shimmered faintly at the summit.
Spirit Beasts occasionally roared as they flew past.
Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures grew lush across the mountains.
From afar, this truly looked like one of the finest Blessed lands and grotto-heavens in the Prehistoric World.
Three palaces stood atop the mountain: Eight Sceneries Palace, Jade Void Palace, and Biyou Palace.
Inside Eight Sceneries Palace, an old man stood before an Eight Trigrams Furnace.
He wore a faint smile, his expression calm, and held a horsetail whisk.
Samadhi True Fire burned within the Eight Trigrams Furnace, radiating boundless heat.
The old man suddenly waved his whisk and sent out a stream of Magic Power.
In an instant, the Eight Trigrams Furnace opened.
The rich fragrance of pills filled all of Eight Sceneries Palace.
Nearly every living being on Kunlun Mountain could smell it.
As the fragrance spread, a pill drifted before Laozi.
Nine purple cloud patterns marked the surface of the pill.
It faintly radiated pure Spiritual Power and medicinal energy.
This was the most renowned pill in the Prehistoric World: the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.
Any living being without cultivation could become an immortal on the spot by swallowing it.
Even immortals who had attained the Great Luo Dao Fruit found it hard to resist the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.
The old man raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised.
"This Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir actually absorbed the medicinal power of all the other golden elixirs?"
"How is that possible?"
He studied the furnace in puzzlement. Inside lay several pills drained of all medicinal power, reduced to useless dregs.
"It seems to have surpassed the boundaries of a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir. Perhaps it could be called... a Primordial Golden Elixir!"
Murmuring to himself, the old man took out a Purple Gold Gourd. Just as he was about to put the pill inside—
The pill in the middle suddenly shot away.
Laozi wasn't worried. He watched with interest, his divine sense locked onto the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.
The fleeing golden elixir darted around in every direction.
At last, it came to a stop high above Kunlun Mountain, captivated by the three magnificent palaces.
"Eight Sceneries Palace, Jade Void Palace, Biyou Palace..."
"Did I transmigrate to the Prehistoric World?!"
As it turned out, the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir had been taken over by a young man from Blue Star.
The young man's original name had been Jin Dan—Jin was his surname, and Dan his given name.
He'd been born with the ability to project his divine sense, allowing him to see his current form from a different perspective.
"My name is Jin Dan, and I transmigrated into a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir."
"Good thing my parents didn't give me some really ridiculous name."
He was still nervous, but even more than that, he was confused and didn't know what to do.
Having read countless novels about the Prehistoric World, he knew what it meant for a golden elixir to take human form.
He'd surely become food for the Demon Race, or a target of powerful cultivators' greed.
Still, he couldn't help feeling a little relieved.
"Good thing I have the roots of a golden elixir, not some random cat or dog."
In the Prehistoric World, one's origins determined one's potential. With lowly origins, there'd be nowhere to turn, even if you cried.
Just then, a kindly old man appeared, dressed in a Tai Chi Dao Robe and holding a horsetail whisk.
"So that's it—you've developed sentience!"
"A Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir developing sentience is unheard of. How fascinating."
"Sure enough, letting my heart guide me and adding all those Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures into this Eight Trigrams Furnace..."
"Was it fate, then, that you became the first pill in the Prehistoric World to develop sentience?"
Jin Dan jumped in fright, only to discover he couldn't move.
This is bad. Did I transmigrate only to die before I even get started?
Terror filled Jin Dan, but then he recognized the old man's signature look.
His fear immediately faded by nine-tenths. The old man's appearance was just too iconic.
Standing before him was...
The leader of the Three Pure Ones, Leader of the Xuan Gate, Hongjun's First Disciple, Pinnacle of Alchemy, Heavenly Lord Lao—the Grand Pure Sage, Laozi himself.
Laozi smiled warmly and spoke kindly, without the slightest hint of an imposing aura.
"You were refined by me, so we share a bond of cause and effect that can never be severed."
"The Prehistoric World is dangerous. Why not stay on Kunlun Mountain and become my Second Disciple?"
Jin Dan was instantly overjoyed.
After all, in the Prehistoric World, he was now a walking treasure of the highest order.
Without powerful backing,
even with the strength of a newly transformed Heavenly Immortal,
any cultivator who happened by could swallow him whole.
In terms of medicinal effects, he was countless times more potent than Tang Monk's Flesh.
To have a Sage backing him was an opportunity most living beings couldn't attain in eight lifetimes.
Without a moment's hesitation, Jin Dan called out,
"Disciple pays respects to Master!"
Laozi was delighted.
After all, he'd refined the pill himself.
Since he was also the reason it had developed sentience, he couldn't help but feel fond of it.
He pointed, sending out a streak of azure light.
Dense Spiritual Energy immediately enveloped Jin Dan.
In less than three breaths, he took the form of an Innate Dao Body.
The young man had a face as beautiful as jade, sharp brows and bright eyes, and wore a Green Tai Chi Eight Trigrams Robe.
The breeze stirred his fluttering sleeves, making him seem like a Dashing Sword Immortal.
His features looked no older than fifteen or sixteen, handsome yet still a little youthful.
A flicker of surprise crossed Laozi's face.
"They say that appearance reflects the heart. The Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir has taken human form, and its nature is truly pure."
Jin Dan quickly got used to his new body, too.
This handsome appearance was no different from what he'd looked like in his youth in his previous life.
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