Heroine, Hear Me Out! I Really Didn't Get Pregnant with Your Baby!

Everyone knows I'm a total loser. And there's a "Loser's Essential Manual to Ruling the World." Awaken the system, randomly copy talents, nurture offspring, level up myself. Hehehe, system's awakened, so I'm not holding back. You're the heroine—hand it over. As long as it's not with a guy, whose offspring isn't offspring? Heroine corners me, demands to know whose child it is. Per Loser Rule #3, before powering up you gotta stay a loser, so I start bullshitting straight away.

Ye Qingxian's perspective.

My rebellious little junior sister has been acting weird lately. Not only puking every time she eats, her belly's swelling bigger day by day. One day, hating her for not living up to potential, I corner her: "How can you be so shameless, engaging in illicit hookups without a matchmaker?"

Who knew, little junior sister looks totally unbothered: "Yeah, I'm shameless. What's shame? Can it help me cultivate immortality?"

Later, sensing a bloodline connection, she stares at little junior sister's belly, eyes turning fully red: "Ye Xiaoyao, whose baby is it?"

"It's some wild man's from outside, got nothing to do with you."

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Getting closer to my goal, I stare at my soon-to-be-born baby, flashing a sly black-bellied smirk. Whatever male and female leads, I'm done playing with you. Time to rule the world!

Years later, the little loli wall-slammed beneath me, face flushed red. Oh crap, the loser manual didn't teach this: the founding emperor's empire was only half-built when he died midway—what do I do? Shouldn't have bullshitted; trash talk has a price!