Why Is My Honghuang So Ridiculous?
Chapter 9

Pangu: Pangu is the one who made the oath, what does it have to do with me, Ye Qing?

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Hongjun, who had been watching him, was once again speechless.

He truly had nothing more to say.

"I want you to succeed in proving the Dao, but there's only one Great Dao, and that's me! There can only be me! I can't even make way for you, what a joke!"

"Besides, I do want you to succeed in proving the Dao. While you can't become the Great Dao, a False Great Dao is still possible."

"But your method is completely wrong! How can I let you prove the Dao?"

"This is all thanks to being poisoned by novels."

"Proving the Dao isn't just about showing off your strength, it's not about creating a world with a single strike."

"You show me your wrist, and I'll let you become a False Great Dao?"

"This joke isn't funny at all, not even as funny as the Overlord Black Knight and Du Haihuang."

"Sigh, I could lower my standards for you, but you're just flexing your muscles... If there was even a little substance, something directly related to you, I would have let you pass."

Hongjun shook his head and sighed softly.

"The Great Dao treats everyone equally."

"Even if you're a transmigrator, I could still let you achieve a False Great Dao."

"But, apart from splitting the chaos, you have no merit whatsoever."

"The ones who completed the laws of heaven and earth were the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods, and you will transform into all things in the world later."

"Just separating the clear and the turbid, which you just finished, and creating an incomplete world, that's enough to prove the Dao?"

"You must be dreaming. If proving the Dao were really that simple, why would people in later generations choose to become Heavenly Dao Sages?"

"Why would the unyielding Tongtian also choose to become a Heavenly Dao Sage?"

"Don't tell me that only Heavenly Dao Sages can be achieved in the Primordial World."

"The Primordial Violet Qi was given to you. Use the Primordial Violet Qi to achieve Hunyuan Great Luo, and then follow Pangu's path. How could there not be a process of proving the Great Dao?"

"To put it bluntly, you're scared. The moment you hesitated for that one ten-millionth of a second, you had absolutely no chance of proving the Great Dao."

"Although there's a chance of achieving Hunyuan Great Luo, it's absolutely impossible to achieve a Great Dao Sage (False Great Dao)."

"Because your Dao Heart is shattered. The moment you doubted whether you should Prove Dao by Force, the moment you thought about whether you could prove the Dao, you had already lost."

"Proving the Dao requires unwavering determination. If it were the original Pangu, Hongjun might have actually given him the position of False Great Dao."

"After all, the original Pangu feared nothing, and would have opened up the Primordial World even if he died of exhaustion."

"For his True Spirit, Hongjun would definitely have given him a position as a False Great Dao."

"But this Pangu..."

"It's a long story. You've already planned your retreat. Do you think it's possible to prove the Dao?"

"Dear, we suggest you go out and see the world more."

"As expected, it has to come to this, hasn't it?"

A flicker of hesitation flashed across Pangu's eyes, but it was ultimately replaced by resolve.

He shouted, "I, Pangu, wish to transform my body into all things in the world. My Primordial Spirit shall be the clear qi for the Three Pure Ones, my blood and essence the turbid qi for the Ancestral Witches. My left eye shall become the sun, my right eye the moon, my limbs and body the four poles and five mountains, my blood the rivers, and my veins the earth... to complete the heavens and earth, I ask the Great Dao to bear witness!"

As his voice fell, Pangu's Primordial Spirit rapidly retreated into the Chaos Bead, watching the changes in the outside world.

This was his plan: to use Pangu's body to create all things, while he himself would be reborn as a new Pangu with his Primordial Spirit.

This way, he wouldn't have to die. If he succeeded in opening the heavens and earth, it wouldn't matter if he didn't prove the Dao. He wouldn't die anyway, so it was a win-win situation.

"The Great Dao will never discover the existence of the Chaos Bead! He! Can survive!"

"A perfect plan."

"Of course, that's what he thought."

Hongjun: "Yes, yes, yes, Great God Pangu is right. My Great Dao never gave you a bead or a fruit tree. Great God Pangu's plan is simply flawless. My Great Dao knows nothing."

Facing Pangu's oath, Hongjun naturally agreed.

And so, Pangu's body began to change.

The breath he exhaled turned into clouds in the sky, the sound he made turned into bursts of thunder, his left eye became the Sun Star, and his right eye became the Moon Star.

His limbs, body, blood, and veins...

Everything transformed into the myriad things of the Primordial World.

Besides the mountains and earth, other things also evolved with his oath.

His blood and essence became the Twelve Ancestral Witches, and his Primordial Spirit became the Three Pure Ones.

"No!!!!"

At this very moment, inside the Chaos Bead, Pangu let out a roar of unwillingness.

"Great Dao! You've schemed against me!"

He roared and revealed the form of the Young Daoist from within the Chaos Bead.

The young Daoist, upon appearing, transformed into a colossal, sky-shattering giant and roared towards the heavens.

At this moment, this body was also slowly dissipating.

Just like Pangu's original body, which had already become the heavens and earth, his new body was also dissipating, filling the deficiencies of the Primordial World.

"Great Dao! You are despicable and shameless! You schemed against me!"

He shouted unwillingly into the chaotic void.

"How am I despicable and shameless?"

At this moment, within the void, Hongjun revealed his form, seated before Pangu's new body, and said casually.

Although his entire body was not as large as Pangu's eyes, it did not hinder his imposing aura from suppressing Pangu.

"You? Are you the Great Dao?"

Pangu was stunned and asked in surprise.

Could the Great Dao take human form?

"That's right, I am the Great Dao."

Hongjun smiled and said, "You still haven't told me how I am despicable and shameless?"

Pangu cursed, "You, you, you! You schemed against me! When I was about to achieve the Dao, you sent the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods to attack me! To deplete my strength, don't you dare admit it?"

"Pangu, to achieve the Great Dao, one must undergo tribulations, create life, and undergo nirvana. This is merely one tribulation. If you cannot overcome this tribulation, how can you speak of the Great Dao?"

Hongjun continued:

"If everyone were like you, unable to overcome tribulations and unable to achieve the Dao, would they all blame my schemes?"

"Uh???"

Pangu was momentarily speechless, but he continued to say:

"Then why is my body dissipating along with Pangu's body? What does Pangu's vow have to do with me, Ye Qing?"

It was only then that he finally remembered. He was a transmigrator, and his name was Ye Qing!

"..."

Hongjun's forehead showed three black lines as he lightly fanned his folding fan.

Before Pangu, he displayed the scene of himself vowing to the Great Dao just now and then quickly fleeing his Primordial Spirit into the Chaos Bead.

Hongjun smiled with the gaze of someone who cares for the intellectually challenged, "Becoming the heavens and earth, your Primordial Spirit becoming the Three Pure Ones, your essence and blood becoming the Ancestral Witches – were these not all vows you made with this body?"

This was conclusive evidence.

"Then... but I am Ye Qing, and this is Pangu. What does it have to do with me?"

Pangu could no longer think of any other excuses.

Hongjun waved his folding fan again, and the scene before Pangu changed once more.

It was the moment Pangu had just transmigrated.

"From today onwards, there is no longer Blue Star Ye Qing, only the Chaos God of Strength Pangu! Rest assured, I will definitely let you achieve the Dao!"

After saying this, Pangu himself felt much lighter, his thoughts clear.

"I! Pangu! Will never split the heavens!"

"Hmph! Great Dao! Don't think you can scheme against me!"

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