Why Is My Honghuang So Ridiculous?
Chapter 10

Pangu GG'd

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Looking at those chuunibyou scenes, Pangu felt more ashamed than he could possibly express.

He hadn't felt anything at the time, but now, seeing it... damn it, just kill me already!

Seeing this, he felt like dying.

"Wait! You! You can sense the existence of the Chaos Bead?"

Pangu was suddenly shocked, his Chaos Bead, which he had always been so proud of, was actually useless?

Didn't they say the Chaos Bead could shield Heavenly Secrets?

Damn it! This trash novel is going to be the death of me! You've ruined me!

Hongjun's expression turned odd as he asked Pangu, "I'd like to ask you, where did you learn that the Great Dao cannot sense the Chaos Bead? And where did you learn about the Chaos Bead?"

Pangu was stunned.

He didn't know how to explain. Should he say he read it in a novel?

Seeing this, Hongjun chuckled, "Tell me whatever grievances you have. Before you transform into all things, I'll try my best to let you die with peace."

"Every move I make is within your control? Are you targeting me because I'm a Transmigrator?"

Pangu recalled the scene just now, and cold sweat immediately drenched his back.

"Don't say that. As the Great Dao, I treat everyone equally. There's no such thing as control. As for targeting you, that's even more absurd."

Hongjun shrugged and continued, "I didn't control anything you did. Opening the heavens is your destiny, but it's not my concern as the Great Dao. Everything you did was merely your fantasy, all in your own mind. I didn't force you to create the world. Even if you hadn't, the Heavenly Dao would have reported it to me, and I wouldn't have done anything to you. At most, I would have found someone else to create the world.

You have paranoid delusions and felt you absolutely had to create the world.

Then, I also didn't force you to transform into all things. It was a vow you made yourself, and you even added a few words to distance yourself from Pangu."

After a moment's thought, Hongjun added, "Oh, right. The Chaos Bead and the so-called Star Dou Tree, these things don't exist in Chaos. Why do you think they all appeared before you the moment you thought of them? No way, right? You don't actually think the Chaos Bead and the Star Dou Tree exist, do you? You don't think you just happened to stumble upon them, do you?"

"I ***&¥%...%... Damn it!"

Pangu couldn't help but curse, fully displaying his talent from the 21st century.

So, he thought he had everything under control, but in front of the Great Dao, they were just watching a monkey show?

The other party had been watching his monkey show from the shadows, and then, with a laugh, called him a fool.

The thought of such a scene made Pangu incredibly embarrassed. The demeanor of "if I'm not embarrassed, then others will be" was gone.

He was so angry he felt like spitting blood.

His massive body slowly dissipated, transforming into nourishment for the Primordial World along with Pangu's original body.

However, before his form vanished, Pangu felt endless unwillingness in his heart.

He still had so many curses he wanted to hurl at Hongjun.

As a Transmigrator, he was far too self-important.

He thought everything was within his control – the Great Dao, the Heavenly Dao, the Three Thousand Chaos Demon Gods were all a joke.

He didn't realize that the real joke was himself.

The Jade Disk of Creation contained methods for achieving Dao – Dao of Law, Dao of Physical Body – but Pangu never even looked at it.

He thought it was just a record of Dao charm.

In the novels he had read, the Three Thousand Great Daos on the Jade Disk of Creation were left behind by the Three Thousand Chaos Demon Gods. Since none of the Three Thousand Demon Gods had died, the Jade Disk of Creation was useless.

So, he ended up walking the old path of Pangu. Unlike the original Pangu, he was more cowardly, greedy, and cowardly.

I gave you the Chaos Bead. Wouldn't it be great to create a world within the Chaos Bead?

Even if it's small, even if it's a False Great Dao, what's so bad about it?

He just had to come out and create a world.

Undeniably, succeeding in creating a world here would be much more impressive than succeeding within the Chaos Bead.

However, it also came with the risk of failure.

In fact, he should have been wary when he thought of the Chaos Bead and it immediately appeared.

For every wish granted in this world, there is definitely an arrangement behind it!

There is no such thing as getting something for nothing, no free lunch. What you gain will be repaid, it's just a matter of time.

All in all, Pangu's death was not unjust.

Although Pangu died, it had little to do with Hongjun.

You can't say Hongjun gave him good things that made him arrogant, right?

Hongjun merely gave him whatever he wanted.

Then, he himself ran off to open the heavens and transform into the Primordial World.

Can't possibly say this is Hongjun's scheme too, right?

"The Primordial World has finally been successfully created!"

Hongjun took a deep breath of innate spiritual energy, exclaiming with a smile.

Hundreds of kalpas had already passed.

The Primordial World was beginning to take shape.

The first tribulation, the Fierce Beast Tribulation, was over. Next up were the Dragon-Han Tribulation and the Dao-Demon Conflict.

Hongjun hadn't been idle during these hundreds of kalpas either.

After all, being idle was too boring, wasn't it?

As the Primordial World was newly born, the Chaos Heavenly Dao was about to transform into the Primordial World Heavenly Dao. This process was a long one.

Back then, Hongjun had nothing else to do, so he took up this position.

Stabilizing the Primordial World.

It wasn't until now that the Primordial World had completely stabilized.

At this point, some people might ask.

As a Great Dao, wouldn't stabilizing the Primordial World be effortless? Why did it take so long?

Good question!

The answer, of course, is... boredom.

As a "newbie Great Dao," he wanted to see all the myriad things in this world with his own eyes, to travel through this vast Primordial World, rather than relying solely on the memories in his mind.

And he certainly didn't want to repeat what happened before Pangu's creation of the world.

He didn't even know that a Heavenly Dao had been born in the Chaos.

Time was infinite, and lifespan was infinite.

He wanted to personally experience the passage of time.

For these hundreds of kalpas, he had been using Heavenly Dao-level power to stabilize the world, without any shortcuts.

At this time, the Primordial World already had the appearance of myriad races flourishing. Of course, the leaders were the three innate races: Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin.

Within the Primordial World, there were also powerful cultivators who had reincarnated from Chaos Demon Gods.

For example, Hongjun, Wangshu, Luohu, Yang Mei, Qiankun...

"The heavens and earth have stabilized. How about I go down and take a look?"

Hongjun's eyes lit up. The idea, once it appeared, could not be shaken off and ran rampant in his mind.

Therefore, Hongjun possessed himself!

That's right, this move was called "I possess myself."

Hongjun directly replaced the Hongjun on Jade Capital Mountain below.

How could the Great Dao not have a suitable identity?

Hongjun was a good choice. With the Jade Disk of Creation and countless magical treasures...

In the early Primordial World, he was undoubtedly the protagonist template.

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