Chapter 190
"Fine... but you still have to let me use it once, because I want to teach that woman a lesson." The Great Herta clenched its fist.
"This is the last time. Give it back to me when you're done."
"No problem. By the way, could you lend me the Disguise Glasses, and also the Friends Circle?"
The Great Herta, having borrowed three more Miraculous Items from Chen Li, closed its eyes, took a deep breath, and then suddenly opened them.
The Great Herta reached out with the hand wearing the Miraculous Item glove into the space in front of it. A zipper appeared where the glove landed. The Great Herta pulled down the zipper, and a pitch-black space appeared in front of it.
The Great Herta reached his upper body inside, then raised his gloved hand and slapped the woman in the candy-colored evening dress across from him.
"Surprised? Unexpected? It's me again! I'm here to show you in person! Hehe!" The Great Herta made a face at the Silent Lord.
The Silent Lord, who had been unable to eat or drink due to his mental disability, instinctively threw the scalpel in his hand, which resembled a dagger, when attacked, but it was blocked by the golden light.
To prevent Polka Kaka from discovering anything amiss, the Great Herta had no intention of taking any action, relying entirely on the Friendship and Bonds within its Friends Circle.
"Polka Kakamu is so shameless, Polka Kakamu is so shameless." With these final sarcastic words, the Great Herta quickly shrank back.
"... In that special space, I couldn't find you along the causal chain, and now I still can't find you offline. You just wait." After being subjected to a series of acts that were not particularly harmful but extremely humiliating, Polka Kaka's eyes were already red.
Then... Polka Kakamu realized that he really couldn't follow the cause-and-effect relationship of being slapped by the other party to find the other party.
No, buddy.
Is he cheating?
Do you need to ignore cause and effect when you slap someone?
It was custom-made for me, right?
The Silent Lord also tried to observe the background behind the other party through the gap they had squeezed through, but found that the background was black and he could only see the upper body of the other party.
After seeing the other person disappear, Polka Kaka began to think about who he had offended.
Who has the ability to do something this outrageous?
Then Polka Kaka realized... that someone capable of such a feat was likely a genius, and that he himself was disliked by geniuses because of his title as a genius killer. Therefore, there were many possible candidates.
It couldn't possibly be the Masked Fool, could it?
Hmm, that's possible! After all, aside from the Masked Fool, nobody's that bored!
Furthermore, the phrase "[Polka Kakame is really shameless]"...
That damned Masked Fool!
"How was it? Enjoyed it?" Chen Li tossed the dice in his hand and asked the Great Herta, who was in a good mood.
"That was awesome! You really crafted this Miraculous Item that can slap someone along the chain of cause and effect." The Great Herta nodded repeatedly.
"However, I have a feeling that woman will soon target us, since the only ones who have a grudge against her and are still alive are us geniuses," said the Great Herta.
Although he could call Chen Li by his name directly, Great Herta still tried to control his words and actions to prevent himself from accidentally saying it in the future.
However, Great Herta had already discussed with Chen Li and the others what to do if Great Herta was discovered after manipulating Polka Kaka. Therefore, Great Herta was not worried at all.
She's a genius, and so am I. Why not ask her if she's afraid of me?
Having made thorough preparations and knowing the opponent's methods, the Great Herta did not believe it would be easily defeated.
"Don't worry, I've already solved this problem with the Joy Dice. You really are a worry." Chen Li sighed.
However, Chen Li also discovered that the Silent Lord was indeed not very good... After all, when he used the Joy Dice to cast a spell on her, he didn't roll a single Great Failure.
She's such a failure!
This also saved Chen Li some Joy Points.
"Emmm..." Great Herta gently stroked his chin with his gloved hand, staring intently at Chen Li.
Why are you looking at me like that?
"You wouldn't... be interested in me, would you? You like me? Otherwise, why would you be so considerate?" Great Herta suddenly asked, a cryptic smile on his face.
I'm not a professional strategy guide system, but I think...
Okay, I 'Shush.
The Pixie has now developed a considerable degree of self-awareness.
"I really like it." Chen Li nodded directly, without any euphemism.
To be honest, the strength of the Great Herta is truly excessive.
"... Here are your Miraculous Item. I'm going to make a cake now. Don't bother me unless it's important, and definitely don't bother me if it is. Go find the Little Herta." Sensing Chen Li's sincerity, the Great Herta quickly returned all three Miraculous Item to Chen Li and scurried away with small, quick steps.
Change like a face.
"Heh, trying to play these tricks on me... The Great Herta must want me to create Miraculous Item, and they don't want to pay me." Chen Li sneered.
Indeed, that woman will definitely beat you to your knees, drag you back to her tower, and force you to become...
"Am I such a shallow person in your eyes?" A mirror appeared behind Chen Li, followed by the enraged Great Herta launching a flying kick.
"Heh, I knew you hadn't gone far." Chen Li snapped his fingers and created an Imaginary Teleportation, teleporting the Great Herta away.
"Wow, is this what pulling is?" Baiheng had been watching from the sidelines for a long time without daring to speak, was amazed.
"Good children, don't follow my example, and don't follow the Great Herta," Chen Li reminded him.
"I am not a child."
"But you're still a child to Jingliu. I'm worried about your future, Baiheng." Chen Li shook his head.
Jingliu is now over 1000 years old, while Baiheng is only a few hundred years old.
It was only because Jingliu was entrusted by Chen Li to be taken by Asta for a detailed medical examination that Chen Li dared not discuss this issue.
"What does this have to do with Jingliu and me? And what right do you, a mere baby, have to talk about me like that?" Baiheng retorted.
"Hmm... Anyway, just be careful. Do you want to try this Miraculous Item?" Chen Li held up the glove.
"Think!"
"Oh, who are you planning to use it on?" Chen Li asked, intrigued.
Does Baiheng have any enemies?
"Yingxing! It's been a long time since I've seen Yingxing. I heard Jingliu talking about some things after my death. I'm not too worried about Dan Heng, the reincarnation of Dan Feng, but I'm very worried about Yingxing's mental state," Baiheng said with concern.
"Yes, this Miraculous Item can indeed be used not only to slap someone, but also for teleportation. Or rather, that's why I created this Miraculous Item." Chen Li was quite satisfied with Baiheng's idea.
The Great Herta probably thought of this use as well, but all it wanted to do was slap Polka Kakamu.
[It takes two to tango]: Who says it takes two to tango? Just add a face, and you're good to go!
Effect: You can appear along the causal chain in front of any being who has mentioned your name, nickname, honorific title, or any other entity connected to you, and slap it/her/him/her. This effect ignores distance and the number of people.
PS: Please note that this attack is guaranteed to hit, but the target can be temporarily changed.
This Miraculous Item has an extremely simple and straightforward effect. It cost Chen Li 40 Crystals and was constructed from the terms [Cause and Effect], [Connection], and [The Hunt].
The terms "Cause and Effect" and "Connection" both originate from the Equilibrium Aeon. Furthermore, all Miraculous Item possess anti-detection properties, making them impossible for the Silent Lord to observe.
Not only did Chen Li get a bite from his good brother, the Equilibrium Aeon, but he also gave Chen Li a pen containing the power of Equilibrium after Chen Li kept begging.
Although the Equilibrium Aeon imposed many restrictions on this pen, Chen Li threw it into the Miraculous Forging Furnace, and all the restrictions were removed; in fact, the restrictions themselves could become entries.
The difficulty in encountering the Equilibrium Aeon lies not in actually seeing it, as Equilibrium Aeon are everywhere in the universe. The challenge lies in making it take shape and enabling real interaction, and the Destiny Invitation Key can precisely accomplish this.
The added the Hunt affixes, under Chen Li's "allocation," place greater emphasis on the "guaranteed hit" attribute.
Chen Li felt that it would be more satisfying to actually slap the other person.
After acquiring this Miraculous Item, Chen Li dared not even imagine how fast it would be to deliver Miraculous Item if he were ever so poor that he had nothing to eat.
Although we may receive a lot of negative reviews, efficiency has improved.
And the meaning in [ps] is...
"Moreover, using this Miraculous Item doesn't necessarily mean slapping the other person. You can also slap yourself or someone close to the other person after you see them, right?" Baiheng confirmed again.
It's so impolite to slap an old friend right after you finally meet.
"That's right. A slap delivered with this glove is guaranteed to hit, but you can switch targets at any time." Chen Li nodded.
So why do courier services receive so many negative reviews?
You picked up the package, but you didn't get slapped. How can good things always happen to you?
This is Equilibrium!
Equilibrium exists in all things!
"Then I'll begin." Baiheng, having put on his gloves, was eager to get started.
"When using it for the first time, remember not to look for the wrong target."
"Uh-huh."
"Also, don't use the cause and effect of the Cloudy Five as a connection, otherwise you might slap everyone in the Cloudy Five, including yourself."
"Hey, can I slap different people at the same time?"
"Sure. Theoretically, I could slap everyone who knows the title of 'Miraculous Forger' with one slap. But such a saturation attack wouldn't bring you to their side," Chen Li said.
If it can only be used to slap one person's face, why would Chen Li need to spend 40 Crystals?
Whose face is so precious?
Chen Li planned to lend this Miraculous Item to Sunday.
Let's see if we can use this Miraculous Item to create Miracle on Sunday.
For example, creating a world without Robin haters.
"Yingxing, Yingxing..." Baiheng kept repeating Ren's former name to give himself a hint and search for the cause and effect.
As a fellow member of the Cloudy Five, and considering the karma that Ren and Dan Feng both wanted to use the Miraculous Dragon Transformation Method to revive Baiheng's eyes lit up, and he reached out his hand to the empty space in front of him.
A zipper appeared, and as Baiheng slowly pulled it, a dark opening appeared in front of Baiheng.
Chen Li knew that the Great Herta manifested a zipper when using this glove because it was fun, but why did Baiheng do it? Was it because of the preconceived notions she had about the Great Herta when it used this Miraculous Item?
[Baiheng can't move now, hurry up!]
Seeing Baiheng with only his lower body remaining in place, a comment floated across Chen Li's screen.
"..."
After finishing his day's work, Blade Master, located in a distant galaxy, returned to the Stellaron Hunter's base. Looking at the blood-stained bandage in his hand, his eyes were slightly confused, but then turned firm.
However, just as Ren was about to get up from the sofa, a spatial rift suddenly appeared in front of him.
Blade instantly perked up, picked up his Scattered Light Sword, and excitedly waited for his prey to come to him.
Three seconds later, Blade rubbed his eyes, feeling like he was hallucinating from exhaustion.
That's so strange. How come I only saw Baiheng's upper body when he spoke to me?
Could it be that I've fallen under someone's illusion spell and am now in an illusionary world?
The inherently evil Uchiha brat!
"Yingxing? Is that you? Yingxing." Baiheng greeted his former companion excitedly, then slapped himself.
Of course, it's very light.
Equilibrium exists among all things.
This slap was both Miracle bestowed by the Miraculous Item and a Miraculous Item it had to pay.
"Bai... Heng?" Even though he thought it might be an illusion, Ren still didn't attack the phantom in front of him.
"Why aren't you surprised at all? You made me wait for so long for nothing. But your current look is indeed very different from before, I almost didn't recognize you. I heard from Jing... someone said that after you became Stellaron Hunter, you lived a life of being wanted every day. I was quite worried, but looking at the decorations in this living room... the person who decorated it must be a very tasteful person, right?" Baiheng curiously looked at the decorations in Yingxing's living room.
"..." Yingxing remained silent, only staring at Baiheng.
"Hmm, why don't you have any reaction at all? Although I can tell you've had a tough time lately, you can't forget your old friends, can you?" Baiheng sighed when he saw that Ren had no reaction.
It's the same as always.
"Hmm, a wound?" However, Baiheng quickly noticed the bloodstains on the bandages on Ren's hand.
"Wait a minute, Chen Li, give me a Senzu Bean." Baiheng turned around and said as he pulled himself back.
"Don't call me by my real name in front of the Stellaron Hunter. Call me the Miraculous Forger or Dad. And remember to tell your friend to keep this a secret," Chen Li said after tossing a Senzu Bean to Baiheng.