Chapter 236
This is such a difficult decision.
"You can't think like that. You know I'm a normal man. What If I'm lusting after them every time I give away free Resurrection Card links, how do you explain Z Siegfried? How do you explain Welt? How do you explain Screwllum?" Chen Li asked.
Chen Li knew he absolutely could not fall into the trap of self-justification.
You say I'm lusting after your bodies, so I'm lusting after your bodies?
Show us the evidence!
"Wasn't Z Siegfried's Resurrection Card link obtained by exchanging Theresa and the Key of Constraint? And you didn't charge Kiana Durandal afterwards."
"..." Chen Li was speechless.
"Wasn't Welt's Resurrection Card link obtained by exchanging Anti-Entropy? You didn't charge Bronya and Seele."
"..." Chen Li was speechless.
Chen Li had always intended to distribute the Resurrection Card links for free, but these two people just happened to come across when Chen Li needed them.
"Wasn't the Resurrection Card link for Screwllum obtained by trading the Great Herta for Ruan Mei?"
"???" Ruan Mei, who was standing next to him, glanced at the Little Herta.
"I mean, didn't he exchange it for the contact information of the Great Herta and Ruan Mei? Without Screwllum as an intermediary, how could you establish contact with the Great Herta? How could you obtain the Miraculous Item of the Herta Space Station? And how could you have obtained me by chance?" The Little Herta's words were reasonable and convincing.
"No, if that's the case, the only one you don't seem to desire is Great Herta, because you took her Miraculous Item. Haha, even that old witch Great Herta doesn't want you." Thinking this, Little Herta chuckled.
Seeing Little Herta smiling so happily, Chen Li stroked his chin, then walked up to Little Herta and grabbed him by the back of his Little Herta.
"Hey, what do you want to do?" While the Little Herta was struggling, Chen Li held the little Little Herta's waist with one hand and slapped its bottom with the other.
"If you don't discipline someone for three days, they'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles!"
"Let you laugh, but you'll have your day to cry!"
"Believe it or not, I'll tell your mom what you said... I mean, the Great Herta!"
The Little Herta struggled frantically, but to no avail.
"Would you like to give it a try too?" Chen Li turned to look at his group members.
"Ah, I suddenly remembered that I didn't put my clothes away."
"I suddenly remembered that I haven't beaten up the Little Evil God today."
"I haven't finished my daily tasks yet."
"I suddenly remembered that I hadn't finished watching the commercials."
"Yeah, yeah, Dad, how many Resurrection Card fragments have you collected? Sis, how about you?" Kiana became interested as soon as this was mentioned.
"I've collected 2988 Resurrection Card fragments. Based on the average drop rate of 3000 Resurrection Card fragments to synthesize one Resurrection Card, Cecilia will be able to participate in the Revival Match soon. Then you'll be able to see your mom again." Z Siegfried, sporting panda eyes, excitedly watched the advertisement reappear.
Although the ads only show the Little Herta spinning around, which can get a bit boring after a while, it's a necessary sacrifice.
"I've also collected 2760 Resurrection Card fragments," said Durandal had also watched ads all night.
Durandal's progress is so much slower than Z Siegfried's, mainly because Durandal is trying to watch commercials while exercising.
Then it failed.
I hope I don't find out which bastard came up with the idea that ads can't be taken out of sight!
"To be honest, I actually suggest you save up a few Resurrection Cards before using them. Otherwise, you might get excited for nothing. The opponents in the Revival Matches are all weird and unpredictable; even the strongest Valkyrie in Schicksal might not be able to defeat them," said some group members who had learned from their mistakes.
The link to the Resurrection Card has already spread throughout the Miraculous Item group, and most members have one or two Resurrection Cards. However, the reason why no important character has been resurrected yet is because they don't want to be disappointed.
"Why not give it a try? It's free. What if you pull Miracle with a single pull?"
"Wow! The last Resurrection Card fragment has dropped!" Z Siegfried was overjoyed when he saw the Resurrection Card fragment number 2 that he needed the most appear.
Upon hearing Z Siegfried's words, Sirin, who had been standing aside and planning to return Schicksal to her own World Bubble after Schicksal had finished using Destiny Headquarters, had a change of heart.
Sirin stepped back, shielding the group members in front of her.
"Oh, friends, what's making you so happy?" Otto, the former Archbishop of Schicksal who had successfully resigned, couldn't help but come over when he saw the high spirits.
"..." Z Siegfried, who was originally happy, suddenly became unhappy.
"I forgot the beginning, I forgot the middle, I request that Otto Apocalypse be executed to boost morale," Z Siegfried suddenly said to Chen Li.
"Huh?" Otto was startled.
Is it going to be this exciting right from the start?
Now that the three families (Schicksal, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent) have been united under Jin (Honkai-Moe Paradise), Chen Li, as the Golden Honkai-Moe King, is naturally the leader of Honkai-Moe Paradise.
As the head of the Kaslana Family Head, it is perfectly reasonable for Z Siegfried to submit to Chen Li.
Yesterday, Z Siegfried and Welt, the leader of the Reverse Commerce Alliance, had a brief conversation last night.
Welt prepared a lengthy 10,000-word "Declaration Against Otto Apocalypse" for Z Siegfried, proving that his actions were shameful and his intentions were despicable. He was waiting for Z Siegfried, one of Otto Apocalypse's biggest victims, to present it to everyone after Otto Apocalypse stepped down, so that Chen Li could kill Otto Apocalypse to entertain everyone.
But the manifesto was far too long for Z Siegfried to memorize; he only remembered the last sentence.
"Approved." Chen Li nodded.
Although he didn't know exactly what Z Siegfried was omitting, Chen Li simply couldn't refuse the suggestion.
Who could refuse to send Otto Apocalypse to meet God?
"Wait a minute, shouldn't I watch the ad for Resurrection Card first?" Otto Apocalypse jumped out and said.
"Your Majesty, look! The traitor has jumped out on his own!"
"Alright, everyone calm down. The most important thing now is to revive Cecilia. You should submit your Resurrection Card application first," Chen Li said to Z Siegfried after thinking for a moment.
Killing Otto now would be a waste; it should be done after Theresa has become familiar with the duties of the Bishop of Schicksal and officially begins her work. This way, not a single second of the 300% work efficiency buff from the "Sacrifice a Family Member" event will be wasted.
"Yes, dear Z Siegfried, the most important thing now is to revive Cecilia. Even if Cecilia's revival fails this time, I can still watch the advertisement for reviving Cecilia after watching the advertisement for Resurrection Card, and I can also put on a tearful performance in front of the revived Cecilia to provide plenty of emotional value. I'm very useful." Otto still had a very "friendly" smile on his face.
"Shush!" Z Siegfried glared at Otto before submitting his Resurrection Card application.
The approval was granted quickly, and Z Siegfried eagerly used the Resurrection Card.
"... What do you mean by 'currently in line'?" Z Siegfried couldn't help but look up at Chen Li after seeing the notification.
"Being in the queue means being in the queue. Let me see... Oh, just a minute ago, when you and Otto were arguing, Sirin submitted three Resurrection Cards to revive Cecilia."
"???"
"She even left a message, would you like to hear it?"
"I don't want to hear it."
She said, "I'm sorry, Z Siegfried, your wife is mine!"
"A born evil Herrscher of the Void!"
"Alright, Dad, don't be angry anymore. At least we can see Mom now." Kiana patted Z Siegfried on the shoulder.
Kiana was unsure which side she should stand on.
She is the Herrscher of the Void, but she is also Kiana.
"Here's some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Chen Li asked after glancing at the approval status.
"Let's hear the good news first."
"The good news is that Cecilia has been resurrected."
"Really? So fast?" Z Siegfried was pleasantly surprised.
"That's right, Cecilia was very lucky this time. Her opponent in the Revival Match was a basketball player who only knew how to elbow and had a cheerful smile, looking like an iced tea. The outcome was decided in three seconds." Chen Li couldn't help but praise Cecilia's luck, as she accurately picked an ordinary person among countless Demons and Ghouls.
"That's great. So what's the bad news?"
"In Sirin's words, it's a place even more wonderful than heaven."
"Where?"
"My home."
"Um?"
"Cecilia is at my house now. Because Sirin used the Resurrection Card at my house."
"???"
"Do you want to know what Cecilia and Sirin are doing right now?"
"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it at all!" Z Siegfried shook his head frantically.
"They were watching an advertisement together, preparing to resurrect Sirin's mother."
"???"
"You mean Sirin resurrected my mother first instead of her own? Is that right?" Durandal asked.
"Actually, it makes perfect sense. Since Sirin's biological mother is just an ordinary person, her chances of winning the Revival Match are even lower. So, reviving an advertising partner to watch ads together and collect Resurrection Cards is a wise choice. You know, Cecilia simply can't refuse Sirin's request to help revive her mother," Chen Li said.
"Then... Father, what should we do with the Resurrection Cards we have?" Durandal asked.
"I have a good suggestion, how about we Resurrection Card?" Otto raised his hand, then was kicked away by Z Siegfried.
You really have Kallen on your mind all the time!
"There's only one way now... watch the ads, collect Resurrection Cards, resurrect Sirin's mother, and use Sirin's mother to exchange for Cecilia!" Kiana displayed her amazing wisdom.
"Hey Kiana, you're a genius!"
"Wake up. You have absolutely no relation to Sirin's mother, which doesn't meet the basic requirements for using Resurrection Card. Furthermore, the target of Resurrection Card cannot be changed once it's been assigned. However, Kiana can choose Sirin's mother as the target," Chen Li said.
To prevent strangers from disturbing the sleeping dead, not just anyone can use Resurrection Card to arbitrarily target a stranger.
What? You're saying that no dead person doesn't want to be resurrected?
Then let me ask you, did Kikyo want to be resurrected by the demon woman Uta to be used as a tool to collect the Shard of the Four Souls?
Kiana is possible because Kiana is a continuation of Sirin, and Sirin was born to Sirin's mother, so there's absolutely no problem with that.
"Kiana, for your mother's sake, quickly watch the ad to revive Sirin's mother!"
"This sounds so confusing," Kiana, rubbing her head.
Which mother do you want me to resurrect for?
Um, wait a minute, Sirin's mother is actually my mother too, so it's okay.
That's not right either.
If Sirin's mother is resurrected, how many mothers do I actually have?
Kiana fell into thought, Kiana's head started smoking, and Kiana crashed.
"Bang!"
"What is that?" Fu Hua looked around, but found nothing unusual. Then he bent down and picked up the red and white ball that had hit him on the head.
Who would want to attack me with this?
Fu Hua didn't understand, but Fu Hua knew there were more important things she needed to do.
Fu Hua only then realized that, without her knowledge, Archbishop of Schicksal Otto Apocalypse had abdicated and Theresa Apocalypse had succeeded him as Archbishop. Moreover, the three organizations fighting Honkai the Honkai— Schicksal, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent —had actually formed an alliance?
The name of the alliance is actually Honkai-Moe Paradise?
Fu Hua felt that all of this seemed somewhat like a dream.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
How could my old friend who lies every day actually be able to step down?
What does he want to do?
Fu Hua had a feeling that the whole world was evolving, but she wasn't included, so Fu Hua decided to go to the Dean's office at St. Freya to find out the truth.
Although it is common knowledge that the headmaster of the St. Freya Academy is not in the headmaster 'St. Freya Academy office, Teacher Himeko should be there.
Fu Hua also heard that the Herrscher of the Void appeared yesterday, but Otto Apocalypse, contrary to his usual behavior, did not ask her to go on a mission to investigate the Herrscher of the Void.
Not long after, Theresa took Himeko and left on the Hyperion.