Chen Li: Lord Taibu, It's Cold-Why Not Throw on a Yellow Robe! (11k)

"You're going too, after all, this Honkai might have started because of you. Let's go, let the Fourth Herrscher of Wind Herrscher see how powerful you, Pardo, are!"

"Ah, what? I fight the Fourth Herrscher? I can't even scratch her! I'll die! I'll really die!" The cat still tried to struggle.

"Don't worry, we'll win." Chen Li grabbed Pardo's tail and teleported with her to Fu Hua Pardo, the group member closest to where the Fourth Herrscher appeared.

"I actually defeated the Herrscher?" Pardo felt like she was still dreaming.

What?! Pardo Felis is strong enough to defeat Herrscher?! Why am I having such an outrageous dream?!

"Phyllis, you did a great job. If you hadn't rushed up and given the Fourth Herrscher an Overhead Toss, completely depriving her of the ability to freely control her powers, we wouldn't have been able to defeat the Fourth Herrscher so easily." Seeing her former friend make a crucial contribution in this battle to defeat the Herrscher, Fu Hua was also happy for her.

Fu Hua knew perfectly well that Pardo, who was seen by outsiders as Flame-Chasers Fusion Warrior who was completely unqualified to become a hero, also had the heart to fight alongside her comrades.

Just like that time and that moment.

"Ahua, stop praising me. I'm not that amazing." Pardo said this, but her tail was already wagging high.

Pardo seemed to have completely forgotten that if Chen Li hadn't grabbed Pardo by the back of her collar and thrown her toward the Fourth Herrscher, Pardo wouldn't have dared to give the Fourth Herrscher an Overhead Toss.

At that time, Chen Li was shouting things like, "Pardo, you've been enhanced, hurry up!" which terrified Pardo.

Pardo also failed to realize that regardless of whether the Fourth Herrscher's physical functions were disrupted, Fu Hua's Tai Xu Sword God attack would kill the opponent!

Because Pardo did not live to see the arrival of the next civilization, it is unclear how strong Fu Hua really was.

"Yes, yes, yes, Pardo is the MVP, Fu Hua is a bird that wins by lying down." Chen Li nodded in agreement.

Pardo's newly acquired abilities seem to be quite effective in dealing with Herrschers.

Under the specialization of Mobius, Pardo can use luck to determine the probability of successfully rushing up and Overhead Toss. Once successful, based on the unconventional event of "the weak defeating the strong", Pardo can apply the "Disruption" status to the enemy she defeated.

Specifically, this manifests as one's body acting against one's will.

This situation is even more fatal for newly born Herrschers who are not yet proficient in using their powers.

He's already an idiot, and you're still bullying him!

In particular, the Wind Herrscher's power is to create perfect fluids, which requires precise control...

After being Overhead Toss Pardo, the Wind Herrscher was unable to fly steadily, drooling as she flew, and even accidentally injuring herself with her own Wind Blades, let alone resisting the Tai Xu Sword God.

If the other party is so stubborn as to want to kill everyone present, perhaps the Fourth Herrscher can destroy herself without Fu Hua's intervention.

"The Fourth Honkai Eruption came so quickly, but thankfully it didn't cause too many casualties..." Fu Hua said, looking at the devastation at the scene after encouraging Pardo.

Chen Li's method for resolving the fourth Great Honkai was exactly the same as his method for resolving the third Great Honkai.

Therefore, the city where the Fourth Herrscher appeared can be described as a chaotic dance of whimpers/a gathering of whimpers.

Countless whiny people gathered together, each whining as the other whined!

"Although some unlucky souls still perished, the number is acceptable. We can just distribute Resurrection Card links later to revive them," Chen Li nodded.

Moreover, Chen Li was also thinking of reviving the Fourth Herrscher.

Of course, this refers to the predecessor of the Fourth Herrscher was not controlled by the Honkai.

"These Miraculous Item are truly amazing... Boss, do you have any Miraculous Item that would be suitable for us, such as one that can contain all the Miraculous Item in the world?" Pardo approached Chen Li quite familiarly.

Although Pardo only saw a few frames related to Chen Li in the movie just now, and they were all background scenes or flashbacks of Elysia, Vill-V, Mobius, etc., for Pardo, weren't Fu Hua and the others also old friends who would become familiar with each other in the future, but had only just met now?

Adding Chen Li to my friends list is no problem.

"There really is..." Chen Li nodded.

"Really? Is there really Miraculous Item that can hold all the wealth in the world? Could it be a treasure bowl?"

"Oh, no, what I meant by 'some' is that there are Miraculous Items that would be suitable for you." Chen Li shook his head.

"No, that's a pity... So what kind of Miraculous Item would suit me, boss?" As long as she could gain something, Pardo was still very happy.

"This thing..." Chen Li took out one of the five Miraculous Items he had obtained after throwing 10 Crystals into the recycling station in the morning and finally getting feedback in the afternoon.

Pardo is indeed very lucky.

Generally, Miraculous Items dropped from the recycling bin don't have very good effects, with mixed results, and this time is no exception. However, this Miraculous Item is really suitable for Pardo.

"These earrings look pretty, don't they? They must be very expensive."

"I don't know how valuable it is, but it's priceless. This Miraculous Item is called [Twin of the Other Shore]. Its effect is to bind two objects that are entangled at the fundamental level, allowing them to exchange positions at any time. During the exchange and for one second afterward, they are immune to damage. The side effect is that the two cannot leave each other at the relationship level. You need to form a Twin of the Other Shore team for life," Chen Li said.

"What would be suitable for me?"

"You can wear it on you and the Canned Food. When you encounter an enemy, just throw the Canned Food at them. Just before the Canned Food touches the enemy, switch places with them, then give the enemy an Overhead Toss, and then switch back. After all, you're more likely to get injured if you charge in yourself."

"Hmm, that sounds reasonable, but isn't this too damaging to the Canned Food?"

"What's there to be afraid of? Canned Food won't die anyway."

"Meow." A chubby figure emerged from Pardo's shadow, then jumped onto Pardo's shoulder in a few quick movements, and bared its teeth at Chen Li.

But everything felt so languid.

Canned Food, Pardo's [stand-in].

Just like Mobius's "The World Devouring Serpent".

However, unlike Mobius's "Snake," which possesses the magical power to enhance its own body by consuming food, Canned Food's ability is to move freely in the shadows. Moreover, if Canned Food and Pardo are not killed simultaneously, neither of them will truly die; instead, they will be reborn into each other's shadows, awaiting rebirth after a period of time.

This kind of reincarnation has a relatively high priority, but it's useless if you encounter an enemy like the Acheron.

Three slashes and one grand cleave will send Pardo and the Canned Food to meet God.

Because Acheron has a higher priority for killing.

That's an attack powerful enough to Destruction a dream world that covers an entire galaxy.

There is no such thing as absolute invincibility in the world.

But it doesn't matter, Pardo can still bring Resurrection Card.

"Sure, but I don't think you can wear earrings with Canned Food," Pardo hesitantly.

"It can also turn into a cat collar." Chen Li shook the earring in his hand, and the earring turned into a collar with a silver coin printed with a cat paw.

"That's fine. One Canned Food for me, one for myself." Pardo wasn't opposed to wearing a collar, since she was used to wearing collars.

"You've decided on this Miraculous Item, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"Very good, from today onwards, Pardo, you will be the breakthrough player among the Thirteen Arbiter-Generals."

"Ah, I'm a dribble breaker?"

"Yeah, you throw the Canned Food at the enemy, switch places with the Canned Food, and then throw the enemy over your Overhead Toss to initiate a team fight. What else could you be but a breacher?"

"Fine, fine then." Pardo reluctantly accepted the arrangement.

Having a Miraculous Item is better than having none, right?

"The three- Miraculous Item selection process is now complete, and this Miraculous Item will be your initial Miraculous Item."

"Wait, one out of three Miraculous Items? Where are the other two? We can't see them."

"Alright, alright, you've found the Miraculous Item you're satisfied with, so what the other two Miraculous Item are doesn't matter anymore."

"At least tell me about the effects," Pardo said, clinging to Chen Li.

"It's nothing, just a 'Wish Granting' Miraculous Item that lets you shake whoever you want among those you know, and a 'Slap Gloves' that can be used to slap someone along the causal chain, which can be used for both offense and escape. I'm glad you chose to become a breakthrough player instead of a summoner or intelligence (logistics) expert. Pardo, you've really grown."

"... Boss, please, let us choose again! We want to choose 'Wish Granting'!" After a brief silence Pardo hugged Chen Li's leg.

"Once the selection is made, no refunds or exchanges will be accepted."

"... Boss, do you like petting cats?" Pardo suddenly asked.

"I'm alright, what's wrong?"

"We'll let you pet the cat, but in return, let us have something Miraculous Item."

"It's not that it's impossible... but you're the one who told me to masturbate." Chen Li placed his hand directly on Pardo's ear and gently kneaded it.

Pardo's ears and tail feel amazing!

"We're asking you to take the Canned Food, not us!"

Chapter 249 Chen Li: Great Augur, it's getting cold, why don't you put on a yellow robe? (11k)

"So what was the final Miraculous Item that Pardo obtained?" asked Sirin, who was sitting at the dining table.

"Twin of the Other Shore."

"Didn't Pardo sacrifice the price of being petted by you to choose one of the three again? Why is she still the Twin of the Other Shore?" Sirin asked, puzzled.

"Because after I touched Pardo's tail, rubbed Pardo's ears, and stroked her thoroughly from top to bottom, I asked Pardo another question..." Chen Li said nostalgically.

"What's the problem?" Kitsune Saiguu asked curiously.

"Don't you really want to be brave just once? You're not going to die anyway."

"Wouldn't that mean Pardo lost both her wife and her army? After being stripped of everything, things are back to square one?" Sirin said with a smile.

"Stop cursing, stop cursing. We shouldn't have gotten carried away yesterday and chosen that Miraculous Item, the Twin of the Other Shore!" Hearing Sirin's laughter, Pardo put down the food in her hand, covered her ears, and didn't want to hear anymore.

But Pardo's two hands still couldn't cover her four ears.

She shouldn't have gotten carried away when she heard Chen Li say, "Kevin is Fusion Warrior, and you are Fusion Warrior too. Kevin doesn't have Miraculous Item, but you do. Why can Kevin be the boss, but you can't?" and thus chose the Twin of the Other Shore again.

"Oh, now for the second question, why is Pardo at home?" Seeing that Pardo was already too embarrassed, Sirin changed the subject.

It was the second day, and it was breakfast time at Chen Li's house.

Because Sirin had been tutored by Great Herta until very late yesterday, she went straight to her room to sleep after returning home, unaware of what had happened at home.

All Sirin knew was that when she came downstairs to eat breakfast, she saw a cat next to her.

No, or rather, two.

One Pardo, one Canned Food.

"Pardo said she wanted to go home with me, so I took her home."

"..." by Pardo.

Boss, do you want to listen to what you're saying?

When did I say I wanted to go home with you?

Didn't you say you had a skill that allowed you to quickly return to town and take me home, and then ask if I wanted to try it?

When Pardo was teleported to an unfamiliar location with Chen Li, and then heard Chen Li say that this was his home, Pardo like the sky had fallen.

The home you spoke of, wasn't it just Moth Chasing Flame?

Well, never mind. Chen Li's house is quite big.

With the idea that sleeping anywhere is better than sleeping on Dusk Street, Pardo agreed.

"Don't worry, Pardo. Now that I have the right to adopt you, I will take responsibility for you."

What is adoption right?

"This is a special Easter Egg ability that I obtained a long time ago—it allows me to become the adopter of any cat in the world right now."

"Oh, no wonder I didn't want to leave your house once I arrived! So that's why!"

"Don't talk nonsense. This Easter Egg only allows you to adopt the cat, but the cat can also choose to abandon its adopter. You don't want to leave simply because you're lazy," Chen Li explained.

[Easter Egg: Infinite Cat Food]: You can become the adopter of any cat in the world, have the right to feed it, and make it act cute.

Chen Li tested it, and the effect of this Easter Egg was strongest on the first night.

Adoption, adoption... the key point is in adoption, not in raising.

Using this Easter Egg will definitely allow you to bring the cat home, but whether you can keep it or not depends on Chen Li himself.

Therefore, Chen Li could simply bring home a cat every day, pet it to his heart's content, and then not keep it.

Then the adoption is not considered complete.

Now that a night has passed, the fact that Pardo is still calmly eating breakfast here means the adoption was successful.