The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 272

If Wisdom Had a Color, It'd Definitely Be Blue! Damn Aqua! (10k, "Sigh...")

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However, the Aeon of Joy did provide Chen Li with a great idea.

"You mean, for every group or force of 1000 or more that the Interastral Peace Corporation dismantles that can corrupt these gold coins, it can grant the esteemed Amber King a varying number of draws for the [Slap Gloves]'s [One Hour of Usage Time]. A 10-draw guarantees the [Slap Gloves's [One Minute of Usage Time], and a 90-draw guarantees [One Hour of Usage Time], but there's a chance it might turn into a different Miraculous Item's one-hour usage time card. That's called a small guarantee, but the second 90-draw guarantees the [Slap Gloves's [One Hour of Usage Time]?"

"That's right. You can also get a number of card draws by contributing funds and construction to improve the planet's environment. The specific rules are all written on the Amber King -style terminal that I gave you." The Great Herta nodded elegantly from within the gap.

"Why is there such a thing as a small guarantee? It's true that everything we at Interastral Peace Corporation do is for the Amber King, but you can't rip us off like this! What good is an hour of usage time for other Miraculous Item to the esteemed Amber King?!"

"The original words of the Miraculous Forger were: This idea was inspired by the game released by your Interastral Peace Corporation."

"..."

The people from Interastral Peace Corporation were speechless.

Oh, so it was our own doing that caused this mess?

That's alright then.

"Furthermore, the Miraculous Forger has a Miraculous Item that can measure merit, and this Miraculous Item is the standard for judging the number of times you can draw cards. If you create any false cases in order to draw cards, the Miraculous Forger will know, and you will be in big trouble... You probably don't want to know how bad it will be." The Great Herta looked at the executives of the Interastral Peace Corporation with pity.

If Chen Li sets his sights on you, you're in big trouble.

The company's senior executives looked at each other in bewilderment.

Because they didn't know if the Miraculous Forger possessed such Miraculous Item.

But the Miraculous Forger has even forged Miraculous Item capable of capturing the Aeon...

"The Miraculous Forger hopes you won't disappoint the Amber King. By the way, if your Interastral Peace Corporation does anything wrong, it will reduce the number of card draws, and the Miraculous Forger will directly complain to the Amber King. And... if you push the Miraculous Forger too far, he might forge a Miraculous Item that can Destruction a certain force in an instant. Who can say for sure about Miraculous Item?"

"That's not fair. Now that the Interastral Peace Corporation has expanded, it's natural that there will be some snakes and insects. We can't deny the Interastral Peace Corporation's contribution to the universe just because of these snakes and insects."

"You even know that Interastral Peace Corporation has snakes, insects, rats, and ants? You know that but you don't clean them up?" The Great Herta looked at the executives of Interastral Peace Corporation with surprise.

"... Ms. Herta, could you please...?"

"No. I can't persuade Miraculous Forger. What if he forges a Miraculous Item that will halt my research? Miraculous Forger are terrifying." The Great Herta feigned a look of lingering fear.

"... Call back Oswaldo Schneider, the head of the Market Expansion Department, and tell him to stop Trailblaze the market!"

Clearly, Interastral Peace Corporation was also aware of the situation in the Market Expansion Department.

This is both to accumulate gacha pulls for Amber King and to prevent the Interastral Peace Corporation from being completely wiped out because of "a certain Miraculous Item that can Destruction a certain force in an instant".

In short, the best course of action is to call the head of the Market Expansion Department back!

Seeing that the negotiations had ended, Yakumo Yukari closed the gap and then reluctantly returned the Star Cup to Tet.

The Star Cup, which can greatly enhance one's power, is really useful.

Unfortunately, it's sour.

The evidence is that every time Yakumo Yukari uses it, she gets a Tet Star Cup.

"Speaking of which, where is Chen Li?" Great Herta asked after putting down the red tea he had been holding.

"He seems to have fainted from anger."

"Huh? What's going on? Someone can make Chen Li faint from anger?"

"I don't know. I only know that before Chen Li fainted from anger, she kept muttering something like 'Damn Aqua'."

"That MD Aqua... she's someone special!"

Chapter 256 If wisdom had a color, it would definitely be blue! Damn Aqua! (10,000 words) "Sigh..."

"What were you doing Great Hero who just intimidated the Interastral Peace Corporation made it a potential force to truly become the largest Preservation power in the universe? Turns out you're just sighing here. What's bothering you so much? Tell me and let me have a laugh." The Great Herta sat down directly opposite Chen Li and asked.

Perhaps it was precisely because Chen Li had never revealed his abilities to the Interastral Peace Corporation, and then suddenly caused the Interastral Peace Corporation a major incident, that the Interastral Peace Corporation took the threat posed by Chen Li very seriously.

Whether it's to support Amber King or to prevent Chen Li from forging a Miraculous Item similar to Mutual Assured Destruction Button and causing an explosion with the Interastral Peace Corporation, the Interastral Peace Corporation has just issued a series of decrees.

It can be said that everything is steadily improving.

Chen Li has performed a great act of merit.

"This kind of talk doesn't suit your style. It's more suitable for Sparkle to say." Chen Li sighed again.

"That Masked Fool Sparkle? What would you do if she said it?" Great Herta asked with interest.

"Give her an Overhead Toss."

"And what about me?"

"Verbal warning."

Upon hearing these four words, Great Herta subconsciously licked his lips, then gave Chen Li a resentful look.

Great Herta didn't know if Chen Li did it on purpose, but Great Herta could no longer look at those four words the same way.

So what exactly is bothering you?

"I've discovered that there are limits to the Miraculous Forger."

"That's normal. Every life has its limits, and when it reaches those limits, it will feel confused and bewildered." Although he didn't know what had happened, Great Herta offered a few words of comfort, which was rare for him.

"No, I'm referring to the Miracle Commission feature in the Miraculous Forging Guide. Although it can make the requester believe the additional information from the Miraculous Forger, it still has its limits. I've found that this feature is only effective against honest people, not fools." Even though he had looked at it several times, Chen Li still couldn't bear to look at the chat interface of the Miraculous Forging Guide every time he did.

[Aqua]: Oh, you sent me a message? I saw it a while ago, but I thought it was a scam text.

[Aqua]: Why did I still think it was a scam text message even after believing it? Because Kazuma told me that if it were me, even if I completely believed a stranger's propaganda, I should never take it seriously, otherwise I would be lured into a pyramid scheme. And so I believed it.

Knock on! Knock on!

When Chen Li finally received this response after waiting until the daylily had gone cold, Chen Li instantly understood what "red warmth" meant.

I also understand how much pressure Satou Kazuma is under on a daily basis.

Out of politeness, after acquiring a new client, Chen Li would often send a message saying "Are you there?" and then wait for the other party to contact him after obtaining information related to the Miraculous Forger, so as not to disturb the other party's normal life.

Apart from Vita, who was suspected of being forced into a deep sleep due to a lack of missions, Chen Li had not sent any harassing text messages to anyone, nor had he ever treated anyone as a memo.

After Chen Li had completely forgotten about Aqua, just as he was asking Chen Li Yakumo Yukari and Great Herta to inform the Interastral Peace Corporation, Chen Li received a new request.

[Adventurer's Life]: I'm tired of grinding! I came to this other world to go on adventures! Let me become a qualified adventurer! And preferably with a good cheat code!

Posted by: Satou Kazuma

Reward: 20~60 Crystals

Risk: Low to Medium

Out of curiosity, Chen Li sent a message: "Are you there?"

Contrary to Chen Li's initial expectation that "Satou Kazuma already knew about this, but out of caution did not believe it," Satou Kazuma, having understood everything, sent Chen Li more than 10 text messages in a row a minute later.

Like, "Has my cheat finally arrived?"

"I've read this episode in a light novel!"

"This is what a protagonist should be like."

"Great, finally I don't have to dust anymore."

"It's time to begin my true adventurer's career."

"Great Miraculous Forger, grant me true magic touch!"

"If I had another chance to choose my cheat ability, I definitely wouldn't choose that useless goddess as my cheat and be reincarnated into another world!"

"Just give me a normal cheat code, and I'd be willing to sell that goddess on a second-hand platform!"

Chen Li was curious about Satou Kazuma's attitude, so he started chatting with Satou Kazuma, which included the matter of how he had established a connection with the Goddess of Water Aqua a long time ago.

Chen Li didn't know what happened during that time. He only knew that two minutes later, Aqua sent Chen Li two text messages and then fell silent.

Considering it was Aqua Chen Li felt it was understandable, but Chen Li was afraid that Satou Kazuma have a mental breakdown.

"I'm going out for a bit. You continue your research on world data."

Where to?

"The New World".

"Count me in!"

"Didn't you want to study the data?"

"... That's true." The Great Herta felt conflicted as he thought about how long he had delayed on this matter.

"I'll go scout ahead first. The Worldview of that world is very interesting..." After saying that, Chen Li applied to Satou Kazuma for inter-world teleportation.

Why not apply to Aqua?

All I can say is that those who understand will understand, and those who don't will understand later.

"You useless goddess, you had such a great opportunity right in front of you, but you didn't cherish it! Are you an idiot?"

"I told you that any text messages I could trust were scams, and I wasn't allowed to respond."

"But you didn't say it was something high-end and classy like a virtual panel! Couldn't you have stuck to your own ideas a little more?"

"You get upset after I said that, you stupid shut-in!"

"Goddess of Waste".

"Have you two finished arguing?" Chen Li sat on a bench in the Tavern, propping his chin up as he watched the two arguing.

These two have a rather interesting way of arguing.

It's fair to say they dislike each other.

"Enough! I don't want to argue with a goddess like you who's good for nothing but her looks!" Kazuma jumped up and pointed at Aqua, saying fiercely.

"Who are you calling beautiful... emmm, have you finally come to appreciate the beauty of this goddess?"

"Ugh! Even arguing can go off-topic, I can't take it anymore! Miraculous Forger, please take me away!" Satou Kazuma said, holding Chen Li's right hand with both hands.

"I was here first!" Aqua grasped Chen Li's left hand.

"He clearly came to this world through my channels!"

"I was here first!"

"Aqua, is that all you can say?"

"I was here first!"

"Ah! No matter the cost, please change my cheat system! I can't stand this stupid goddess anymore. Or forge a Miraculous Item that will give me another chance. If I get another chance, I will definitely not choose this goddess as my cheat system!" Satou Kazuma pleaded.

"What? You want to abandon me? That won't do! Quickly forge a Miraculous Item that will keep me attached to him for the rest of my life!"

"Wait a minute, Aqua, didn't you want me to forge a Miraculous Item that would allow you to go home?" Chen Li looked at Aqua had suddenly changed her request due to excitement.

"What? You actually want to abandon me and go back to the Heavenly Realm? Don't you have any conscience?"

"How can you blame me? I was living a life of luxury in the Heavenly Realm, eating hotpot and singing every day. All I had to do was trick unfortunate reincarnated people from other worlds into coming to this world so I could enjoy life to the fullest. But you brought me to this world without any explanation. Shouldn't I be the one regretting it?"

"You said it yourself, it's a scam, right?"

"Alright, you two calm down. First, each of you state your needs," Chen Li reassured the two of them.

"I want a Miraculous Item that can take me home," Aqua said, raising her hand.

"But can you, Miraculous Forger, really do things that even gods cannot do?" However, Aqua quickly began to doubt Chen Li.

"What do you want?" Chen Li turned to look at Satou Kazuma.

Let Satou Kazuma that idiot goddess; Chen Li doesn't want to suffer that pain alone, so he plans to explain himself through his actions.

"Can you give me some money? I've had enough of this life of cleaning and sleeping in stables every day!" Satou Kazuma said sadly.

Satou Kazuma is currently living in the town furthest from the Demon King's castle, a veritable beginner's village.

The monsters near the town had long been eliminated. Because there were no monsters, and no need to hire people for gathering quests, the income of novice adventurers was very unstable, and they usually ended up sleeping in the stables. For example, Satou Kazuma and Aqua.

"I have no money. You need to understand, I'm a blacksmith who forges all sorts of Miraculous Items. I have things like Poké Balls that can hold any creature, Karma Balance that give you coins to do bad things, and Resurrection Cards that can revive lives by watching ads... but I just don't have the money."

"Yes, I understand. After all, you're from another world too..." Satou Kazuma quickly understood the situation.

Satou Kazuma an otaku who can adapt to everything quickly. After dying because of "heroic act" (actually, he mistakenly thought a girl was about to be hit by a truck, but actually a tractor, so he bravely pushed the girl away, but ended up losing consciousness due to excessive fear and eventually dying of cardiac arrest), he was able to calmly choose the right artifact for himself when selecting a reincarnation cheat.

As a seasoned gamer, Satou Kazuma is well-versed in all the game's mechanics, making it easy for him to adapt.

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