Chapter 309
"Yes, yes, okay, so are you two really going to stay like this?" Sparkle asked with a smile.
The Miraculous Item in the Herta are really interesting. I'll take two with me and say it was the work of the Anti-Matter Legion!
Anyway, the Herta Space Station is in such a mess that nobody cares.
Chen Li put down the Silver Wolf that he had been holding upside down by its feet.
"Chen Li, why aren't you itchy? If you are, just say so, don't hold it in." Silver Wolf said smugly, hands on his hips, after being put down.
"Ah, it itches so much~" Chen Li replied perfunctorily.
"..." by Silver Wolf.
"Silver Wolf, people's constitutions are different. Someone has already tried your trick. And to prevent someone from putting itching powder on my stockings again, I've already taken itching powder myself, and I develop a resistance to what I've taken," Chen Li said to Silver Wolf, his tone quite regretful.
"What?! Damn it!"
"Wait, what do you mean someone is 'again' applying itching powder to black stockings? You guys are playing some tricks." Sparkle noticed the blind spot.
"That's not important. Alright. Silver Wolf, you should go back now, so Kafka won't worry about your safety," Chen Li reminded him.
That's all for today's Silver Wolf game. We'll explore the rest of the gameplay later.
"Itch powder... help me get rid of it," Silver Wolf said slowly.
And guess who it is that makes Kafka worried about my safety?
"Is there an antidote for the itching powder?" Chen Li just remembered this.
"What? There's no antidote?" Silver Wolf was certain that water couldn't wash away the itching powder, because he had tried it Silver Wolf.
"Ah, I have a plan. It can solve our current predicament," Sparkle suddenly said.
"You have a plan too?"
"As everyone knows, Chen Li can eat anything, which means anything that enters Chen Li's mouth will be digested. In other words, Chen Li's mouth can purify everything. So..." Sparkle looked at Chen Li, then at the Silver Wolf's feet, her thoughts self-evident.
"???"
"Do I need to make it clearer? Quick, Silver Wolf! Throw your foot into his mouth!" Sparkle said, pointing at Chen Li.
"Pa pa pa!" Chen Li was patting the Ansai Waist Drum.
"Ah!" Sparkle the Ansai Waist Drum, pouted.
My suggestion was so perfect!
And it saves money!
"Serves you right." Seeing Sparkle get the short end of the stick, Silver Wolf laughed for the first time in a long time.
Silver Wolf also fondly remembers walking without any comfort or itchiness.
Chen Li and Silver Wolf did not adopt Sparkle's outrageous suggestion. Chen Li simply used Imaginary Value to rent Silver Wolf a 5-hour experience of the sensation of feet that had not been afflicted by the itching powder.
The itching powder will degrade on its own after 5 hours.
Renting something using Imaginary Value is much cheaper than buying it outright.
"But I really feel that putting the itching powder in Chen Li's mouth is the cheapest way to relieve the itch. And even if you don't put it in Chen Li's mouth, Pardo said that Chen Li, you still know a little about the ways of Voracity. Chen Li, why don't you just eat the Silver Wolf's itching powder? Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
Chen Li did not offer any explanation, but simply struck out with his palm.
It wasn't that Sparkle was wrong, but that she was right.
The main reason is that the place where Silver Wolf was poisoned is too... uh, embarrassing, otherwise Chen Li might have adopted this method of interpretation.
It's not just about detoxification... The Path of Voracity allows them to eat anything, and their Gourmet Cells can eat anything.
The former focuses on being able to suck anything into the mouth, while the latter focuses on being able to eat anything in the mouth.
Theoretically speaking, if Chen Li licks someone's face, he can not only detect whether there is a lie in it, but he can even eat the side effects of the other person's head area.
But Chen Li didn't want to end up like Sister Bu, licking someone else's boots and being nagged about for the rest of her life.
[Sigh, if you won't lick my face, then licking my penis will do, won't it?]
[If you lick someone's face, people will just think you're a pervert, but if you lick their feet, then we, the players of Arknights, will understand and take responsibility for explaining it for you—it's only human nature!]
"..." Chen Li used even more force.
"Wait, I didn't provoke you any further, why are you hitting me so hard?" Sparkle, somewhat dissatisfied.
"Because the people I want to hit can't be hit." Chen Li's reason was simple and straightforward.
"..." Sparkle was speechless, so she could only take the Miraculous Item that Silver Wolf had placed next to her, which transformed excessive external senses into pleasure, and use it herself.
Damn it, should female brats be used as substitutes for getting beaten up?
When will we little devils be able to stand up?!
Hmm, that feels good. Let's continue!
Only those Masked Fool know how to amuse themselves are truly qualified Masked Fools!
"Chen Li! Next time I won't let you defeat me so easily!" Silver Wolf left Chen Li with his final harsh words.
Then, using the Friends Circle Terminal given to them by Chen Li, they quickly ran away!
You give me a ludayo!
Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, running away is the best!
After Chen Li saw Silver Wolf off and finished setting off the Sparkle, Chen Li opened another gap and returned to the Control Center.
The Herrscher of the Void Authority is that the Gap only consumes chat logs, while the Herrscher of the Void Authority requires spending Starstones.
"Chen Li, you're finally back. That's great!" Upon seeing Chen Li return, March 7th immediately rushed to greet him.
"Wait a minute, don't speak yet. Xing, did you successfully capture the gap I left behind?" Chen Li asked Xing, who was chatting with a mysterious old friend with long, fiery red hair.
"Have."
"What effect?"
"It can be used once every hour, with a one-hour cooldown period, and can only be used at a fixed location where the coordinates have been left," Xing said.
This is one of the longest sentences Xing has ever said in his life.
"Xing, you're a genius! You're a natural-born Trainer!" Chen Li couldn't help but praise.
Just as Chen Li had never imagined that he could capture something even in a gap.
However, the description of the Poké Ball only states that it can catch anything tangible.
Therefore, the inability of Poké Balls to catch the Equilibrium Aeon, who are integrated with the universe, can be considered one of the side effects.
But I never expected that the "abilities" of physical entities could also be captured.
However, Chen Li guessed that the main reason might be because he used chat logs as the carrier of his gap ability, which meant that the gap did not belong to anyone.
You probably can't capture Yakumo Yukari's gaps... but you can capture Yakumo Yukari.
And just thinking that Poké Balls can even catch Aeon, Chen Li felt that catching gaps wasn't so strange after all.
"Mister Miraculous Forger, I am Himeko, the navigator of the Astral Express. May I borrow your Slap Gloves?" Himeko, wearing a military jacket over a white high-slit dress that revealed Himeko long, slender white legs, stepped forward and asked politely.
Himeko didn't want to disturb Chen Li, who was deep in thought, but Welt was indeed a very important companion for the Astral Express.
"Hmm. Doesn't Asta have Friends Circle Terminal? Why didn't you borrow it from the group?" Chen Li asked after coming back to his senses.
"Because... Asta said that the Miraculous Item is currently being used. Asta said that Mister Chen Li, you can project Miraculous Item?"
And it was even occupied by the Aeon...
Asta felt it was impolite to ask the Aeon for Miraculous Item that was in use, and coincidentally, Himeko felt the same way.
"That's right..."
Just as Chen Li nodded, an alarm suddenly sounded on the space station.
The large screen automatically displayed a scene showing everyone a ferocious beast with wings on its back attempting to break through the Herta Space Station's defensive shield.
"Mister Chen Li!" Asta immediately turned to look at Chen Li.
Although Asta had made contact with the Great Herta, the Great Herta had no intention of coming after hearing that Chen Li was at the Herta Space Station.
Even if the Herta Space Station were attacked by the Great Extinguisher, the only one who would suffer would be the Great Extinguisher.
"It seems we need to activate the backup plan."
"A backup plan? What plan?" Asta was taken aback.
How come I didn't know that the Herta Space Station had a backup plan?
"Search for the Herta Space Station's rampage plan," Chen Li reminded.
This is the "blessing" that Haruhi Suzumiya bestowed upon the Herta Space Station when she traveled there with the idea that "the Herta Space Station might suddenly transform into mechs."
The Little Herta was the first to discover the anomaly, and then integrated it into a special plan.
"There really is such a solution... but it shows that the risk is extremely high." Asta was somewhat worried after quickly finding the results of her search.
"Oh, don't worry, this extremely high risk refers to the extremely high risk on the other side."
"That's all, start it!"
When Asta discovered that she also had permission to activate this backup plan, Asta pressed the button that had suddenly appeared without hesitation.
The entire Herta Space Station began to tremble.
"Miss Himeko, right?" Chen Li looked at Himeko.
"That's right."
"I may need to borrow your Astral Express this time. As compensation, I will give you an Envoy of Joy afterward."
"No problem, though... wait, [use]? And what do you mean by compensating with an Envoy of Joy?" Himeko's heart began to fill with a sense of foreboding.
To everyone's surprise, the large screen in the Control Center suddenly switched to a third-person perspective, and a control panel suddenly popped up at Asta's command post.
But the next second, the entire Herta Space Station was plunged into darkness.
"What's going on!"
"Don't worry, it's nothing serious, it's just that the Herta Space Station is out of power."
"Then what should we do?"
"Here comes the Little Stellar Core ~" Chen Li grabbed the star with overly clear eyes next to him and threw it onto the control panel. Instantly, countless mechanical arms appeared on the control panel and steadily held the star.
As the lines connecting the robotic arm to the floor of the Herta Space Station began to glow with electrical light, the Herta Space Station instantly lit up.
The third-person perspective also reappeared.
To everyone's surprise, from a third-person perspective... the Herta Space Station had stood up!
The humanoid Herta Space Station was carrying an extremely luxurious-looking train in its hand, and it was shown in a close-up shot from a third-person perspective.
"My train!" Astral Express 'Himeko expression was exactly like that of a Herta Space Station Doomsday Beast who came home from work and saw Superman carrying his house, which he had a 30-year mortgage on, and throwing it at the evil villain.
I started repairing the Astral Express when I was a teenager, and it wasn't until I became an aunt that I finally fixed it!
Don't do such cruel things to it!!
Chapter 270 Pom-Pom: The Astral Express is using so much force, how are you still alive? (9K "EAAAAAAAA!")
"Himeko, hang in there! Don't give up! The Mister Miraculous Forger said he'll help us repair the Astral Express!"
"I... I'll try my best..." Himeko couldn't help but sigh.
What are you holding in your hand? I'm asking you, what are you holding in your hand!
This was the only thought in Himeko's mind when she saw the Herta Space Station, which had stood up and transformed into a human form, carrying the Astral Express and smoking the Doomsday Beast from a third-person perspective!
Himeko is willing to pay any price to help the Herta Space Station deal with the Doomsday Beasts, but absolutely not for the Astral Express to be beaten like a nine-section staff by the Herta Space Station!
My car! My car!
This is the only way to defeat the Doomsday Beast on the Herta Space Station!
"Hmm...this is indeed the only way for the 'Herta Space Station' to defeat the Doomsday Beast." Chen Li nodded.