Dad, Please Let Me Solo Stan You!
Chapter 70

Chapter 70

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--<Yuan Qing's Rampage>!

Xu Ling did the same. With a solemn expression, she first elegantly opened a bottle of champagne, poured it into a wine glass until it was one-third full, then lit a white tea-scented diffuser, and then used the Living room projector to project the Douyin interface onto the white wall.

After emphasizing the ritual with this gesture, she silently clasped her hands together and offered a prayer.

The female college student swore several times that she had absolutely no lustful thoughts, and then she opened her eyes devoutly, with an extremely sacred mindset, and solemnly pressed the play button.

In an instant,

Chu Yuanqing came into view. Her youthful yet perfect face was reminiscent of the blue sky of St. Louis Island, refreshing and captivating, offering the first visual delight.

The girl's right shoulder was exposed, full and slender, with delicate collarbone lines that were clear and even the hollows of her bones were of moderate depth. Then came the more alluring full bust, the slender and captivating soft waist, and the absolute territory on her rounded thighs.

These blows, like layers upon layers of attacks, converged into a storm that engulfed the mind, blowing away all rationality from the brain.

Waaaaah, how can Qing Bao be so beautiful, cute, and hot all at the same time?!

I can't take it anymore! If this continues, I'm going to degenerate into a crazy, irrational Yuan Fan!

Xu Ling rubbed and twisted her legs together, downed the champagne in one gulp, grabbed the little dinosaur pillow next to her and beat and kneaded it, barely managing to suppress her ugly, hissing noises.

But as the upbeat music in the video started playing,

Chu Yuanqing pursed her lips, her eyes still showing a hint of disdain. She skillfully ran her hand over her full breasts, and when her slender hand reached her buttocks, she naturally squatted down and stood up again, completing this set of dance moves.

After repeating this process once more,

The girl's expression was indifferent, showing no intention of controlling her emotions. A few blushes appeared on her fair skin, and the undisguised disgust in her eyes unexpectedly created a wonderful contrast.

The one-minute video is very short; the person in it maintains this awkward mood and dances the entire dance, which is then played again in a brainwashing loop.

Xu Ling felt dizzy and thought she was going crazy.

Waaaaah! Although she was very unwilling, even extremely disgusted, and incredibly shy, Qing Bao still tried her best to make everyone's Little Deer Bumping. She's simply too cute to be described, and she perfectly embodies the allure of pure desire—she's absolutely gorgeous!!!

The female college student's firm will crumbled instantly, and she degenerated into Yuan Fan Little Yuan Xiao, chuckled, and her fingers frantically typed like butterflies flitting among flowers, leaving her mark in the Douyin comment section:

"Qing Bao Baomai external application, you are so beautiful. Your feet shouldn't be on the ground, they should be on my face. Your captivating voice surrounds my ears, making me want to sing for you. Your disdainful gaze makes me infatuated. You're not some trainee from <Flash Dance>, you're my angel???"

Unfortunately, although her typing speed was already very fast, the comment section was already flooded with all sorts of crazy comments from various heroes and heroines:

"I want Qing Bao to become light, so that the first ray of morning light when I wake up every morning will shine into my heart, just like Qing Bao lying in my arms and smiling at me???"

A zombie passed by, took a bite of Qing Bao, covered its mouth, and screamed silently, "Oh! It's so spicy! So spicy!!!"

"Hehehe, the Qing Bao was both disgusted and aloof, yet shy, but still had to dance for me, was just too amazing! What kind of emperor treatment is this? I've prayed for it eight times already???"

"Hehehe, how come Qing Bao is a hundred times hotter than other female internet celebrities who Little Deer Bumping? She even bounced her tea seed away???"

"Foolish! How could you compare the physique of a god to that of a mortal? Fortunately, Qing God Excellency is magnanimous and has forgiven your insolence, Your Qingmen..."

"Annoyed?! The body of the Qing God is perfection itself, a unique work of art in the world, without a single flaw. You should approach it with the utmost devotion! The Qingmen???"

"To show my respect and faith in the Qing God, I will carefully observe him all night until the first rays of the rising sun, and then I will go to search for the lost bitter tea seed. I believe the God will forgive my piety!"

In just half an hour, the comment section of the video was divided into three distinct areas by the followers of Qing God, Yuan Fan, and Yuan Xiao, each with their own style, creating a three-way standoff that was quite abstract.

Xu Ling silently posted comments on all three sides that matched the style of the story, barely managing to maintain her willpower and defeat the lustful demon in her heart.

She looked at the still-playing "Yuan Qing's Rampage" and for a moment only wanted to download and save it, turn it into various exhibits, preferably the kind that could be preserved for thousands of years, and pile it up in every corner of her house.

In this way, even if humanity in this era faces destruction, when future historians unearth it, they can still share God's charm with the public, allowing them to bask in God's glory, to glimpse God's favor upon the ancients, and to envy my current happiness...

--Smack!

Xu Ling slapped herself hard, her expression still showing lingering fear, before finally breaking into a relaxed smile.

"Haha, that was close! Luckily, I'm a staunch fan of the Yuan Xiao, otherwise I almost became Yuan Fan!"

"Now that we've enjoyed Qing Bao's video, it's time to do the task of liking it."

Xu Ling skillfully opened Douyin on her iPad, watching ads and doing tasks while deciding to visit the pure and lovely Yuan Xiao group to cleanse her tainted soul and self. An expectant smile crept onto her lips.

After joining the group, over 99 messages rained down on me:

"My Qingqing wife, you're doomed! Just you wait and see what happens from now on! I've never loved anyone this much before. I truly feel like my whole life is dedicated to protecting you!"

"First of all, I'm not made of neodymium copper, and secondly, I'm not made of neodymium copper, but when is Qing Bao coming to marry me???"

"I clearly turned off the lights, but the room was still bright. I looked around for the source of light, and finally found it was on the left side of my chest. It's not that my heart has light, but because you are in my heart, Qing Bao. You are my light, you are my sun!"

"Waaaaah, my darling wife! Qing Bao just so incredibly cute! I want to hold her tightly in my arms and rub her while sucking her mouth! I've gone from being Mom Fan to a sister fan???"

"Damn it, I can't help but go crazy too. I can't even imagine what it would be like if Qing Bao did a super sexy dance. Just imagining it makes me want to switch back to Kuchazi, hehehehe???"

Xu Ling was greatly shocked and almost fell into depravity again. Fortunately, compared to normal Yuan Fan groups, there were still many fans in the Yuan Xiao group who upheld their beliefs. The large number of normal words they posted diluted the madness and prevented her from falling into the abyss.

"No, I must stand firm in my belief as Mom Fan: Qing Bao is adorable, she cannot be defiled, she is sacred and inviolable, she deserves to be cherished and not desecrated..."

Xu Ling muttered to herself as she began refreshing and comparing the increase in likes for each contestant.

The task on Douyin is quite simple; it only takes three minutes to watch a few ads before it ends. Plus, a large number of die-hard fans are waiting at this point, eager to support their idols as soon as possible. The difference in the increase in likes during the first hour reveals who has the advantage.

It's almost 1 a. m., and Chu Yuanqing's video has already garnered a staggering 1.96 million likes. Even disregarding the initial 500,000 likes, it still boasts an impressive 1.47 million likes.

On the other hand, Kiriwake Yayoi is dancing to the Island Nation -style song "Gokuraku Jodo," and her current number of likes has reached 2.17 million. Ignoring her initial 1 million likes, the former's growth trend is clearly more exaggerated.

It's obvious that the boosting rewards from that contestant voting event, and the stage advantage created by Tongtian Dai Charlotte, were enough to quickly erase the 500,000-like lead.

Meanwhile, Chen Yining, the Young Lady of Yunlan Entertainment, followed closely behind with 1.47 million likes, thanks to spontaneous promotion from her own affiliated internet celebrities and promotions rewarded by the Program Group.

Next up is Tang Liuli, a former child prodigy. News of her temporarily joining Douyin as a trainee for the Program Group "Flash Dance" has propelled her to new heights, currently boasting 1.19 million likes.

Xie Qingxuan is currently in fifth place with 970,000 likes, showing great potential.

Ji Shuzhu is currently in sixth place with 810,000 likes, so it's a close race.

"Confusing."

This is Xu Ling's assessment of the format of the battle for the Center position.

Currently, Chu Yuanqing and Kiriwake Yayoi seem to have the most advantages. The former is a complete amateur, while the latter has been a bottom-tier idol in Island Nation for seven years and has no fame in either Island Nation or Great Xia Nation. In terms of fame and background, they are not much different from amateurs.

Their advantage lies in the exclusive tickets for the theme song and the Second Evaluation stage that went viral, which continuously attracts more viewers and fans.

However, the disadvantage is that the fan base expands too quickly. No matter how much fan manipulation and purification is done in the short term, the scope that can be organized is very small. They are basically scattered and unorganized, and their enthusiasm and initiative to participate in such activities are low.

On the other hand, Tang Liuli, who was once a national sensation, has a wealth of potential in this area, making the Program Group's promotional rewards almost negligible compared to this.

Simply put, it wouldn't be surprising if her likes exploded at any time.

Then there's Chen Yining, backed by Yunlan Entertainment; Xie Qingxuan, the Great Demon King who was far ahead of all the contestants during the competition; and Ji Shuzhu, Genius Choreographer is quite famous abroad.

These three are also incredibly powerful and their true strength is unclear.

In other words, whether it's the initial likes for the exclusive ticket reward or the push notifications for the subsequent voting rewards, they can only determine the data for the first few hours, and the subsequent results are very difficult to predict.

However, at least for now, the two celebrities she's promoting are still at the top and in the stage of defending their positions, so there's no need to be anxious.

Time flies.

While the outside world was abuzz with speculation and public opinion was escalating, the canteen at the underground base had already opened its doors.

Chu Yuanqing ate the salad in his bowl slowly and carefully, glancing around with some confusion.

Now, to her left is her adorable daughter Chu Wangshu, to her right is the socially awkward and clingy Tang Liuli, in front of her is Liang Xiaoxiao, who is good at chatting and actively brings up topics to liven up the atmosphere, and opposite her is Xie Qingxuan, who is silent, with a blank look in her eyes, sometimes appearing to be in a daze.

Although I don't know why, everyone's relationship seems to have improved.

This should be a good thing, right?

However, beneath the seemingly peaceful and friendly scene of laughter and conversation, everyone except Chu Yuanqing harbored ulterior motives. Their eye contact seemed to spark with tension, creating an atmosphere rife with undercurrents.

Tang Liuli stirred the cereal and milk in her bowl in a sullen mood. She had slept very well last night, but the thought of a thief tasting what she used to enjoy alone made her angry, and she began to curse in secret, like a dark voodoo doll.

That wretched Liang Xiaoxiao, next time you do the roti dance, you might as well just shove the roti directly into your mouth!

That wretched Xie Qingxuan! You always slip up when you do your eye makeup, your face always looks crooked when you apply lipstick, and you always faint on the spot after putting on a face mask!

The girl, like Green Eyed Cat whose fur had been bristling with anger, tried to look fierce, but in reality, she secretly glared at her two roommates a few times.

Well, in her eyes, Liang Xiaoxiao would be eliminated sooner or later. At most, she would be arrogant for a short time. Sooner or later, it would still be her big victory, and she could easily return to her win-win-win life. So she only glared at her.

Xie Qingxuan poses a significant threat. Yesterday, Tang Liuli put on all her acting skills but still couldn't compete for Qing Bao's favor, missing out on a chance to be patted on the head.

Most importantly, the opponent not only got close to the opponent with E, but also won the rock-paper-scissors game. That's incredibly unfair!

Therefore, Tang Liuli kept looking for an opportunity to glare at the other party, and glared at him four times in total.

--Although it's completely useless.

As yesterday's winner, Liang Xiaoxiao's purpose in coming here was simply to talk to Chu Yuanqing more. She was quite satisfied at the moment and didn't have any other thoughts.

Xie Qingxuan came along for two reasons: first, Chu Yuanqing's caress yesterday strengthened the imprint in her heart, making her instinctively crave the love of this pitying person even more; second, her obsession with destroying her sister's dream made her eager to piece together the complete dream puzzle.

Both of these need to stay close to each other, just like dogs that can't stray too far from their owners.

Of the four, Chu Wangshu was the most dejected and aggrieved.

Breakfast was a rare time for her and Qingqing to be alone, and now that her roommate had interrupted, she was naturally not happy.

Chu Wangshu seemed like a plant lacking sunlight, listless and dejected. She ate the salad with a fork, scrambling up the half-cooked eggs, her movements rather formulaic.

But...

"Xiao Shu, are you feeling unwell?"

Chu Yuanqing keenly noticed her daughter's unusual behavior. Worried, she touched the other's forehead with her fingertips, felt the temperature, and gently stroked across the eyebrows and eyes, past the under-eye bags. Then, she habitually began to massage some acupoints, her movements skillful and gentle.

Chu Wangshu felt dizzy; the other person's pleasant voice was like jade beads falling into a silver plate, swirling in her ears.

"She doesn't have a fever or dark circles under her eyes, so it doesn't seem like she hasn't slept well."

Chu Wangshu didn't reply. Lost in the daze of this concern, she subconsciously sensed a strong sense of déjà vu. In her daze, she pursed her lips slightly, raised her eyes to meet the other person's gaze, and murmured to herself with a mixture of nostalgia and bewilderment:

"She looks just like her Dad..."

Although it was a long time ago, when my Dad washed my face or checked for illness every day during my childhood, he used this kind of gentle and kind strength.

Now it has lost some of its generosity but gained more tenderness.

But the tenderness hidden within is the most recognizable code in the subconscious, touching the soul unintentionally and causing memories to surge.

But for someone, that would be a complete horror story.

Chu Yuanqing's pupils dilated in shock, his heart nearly stopped from being startled, and he almost lost his composure, his fingertips lingering on the girl's hair trembling slightly.

Oh no, in what way do I resemble my past self?

Xiao Shu, you ungrateful bastard! Do you have to be so intuitive?!

Chu Yuanqing was terrified.

Just kidding! She'd rather dance to Little Deer Bumping a thousand more times than have her daughter find out that her own father was competing with her for a debut Debut Spot in the talent show!

This kind of abstract story of ultimate social death is something destined to be taken to the grave; there must be absolutely no risk of it being exposed in the slightest.

Take a deep breath, don't panic.

Stay calm, it's just a minor accident.

Chu Yuanqing subtly withdrew her hand. Taking advantage of the other person's momentary daze, she composed herself, her beautiful face displaying just the right amount of confusion, and naturally tilted her head to ask:

"I didn't hear you clearly, Xiao Shu, what do you mean I look like?"

Upon hearing this, Chu Wangshu suddenly realized what she had said. Her face turned bright red, filled with embarrassment and shame, and she almost dug a castle out of her skin with her toes.

Damn it, what am I thinking? Am I going crazy?

Qing Bao is a gentle and loving girl who can satisfy any beauty enthusiast. Although her Dad is a handsome older man, he is almost forty. They just can't be compared!

Chu Wangshu was a normal person after all, and she didn't connect that extremely abstract truth to anything.

At this moment, she was deeply reflecting on herself, recalling her "bad" behavior of secretly stealing maternal love from him, and then connecting it with her current "hysterical" fantasies. She wondered if she wanted to have a family with Qing Bao, so subconsciously she wanted him to be both her father and mother.

No, Chu Wangshu, you can't go this far!

Damn it, I have to save face! I absolutely can't let Qingqing have any strange impressions!

Chu Wangshu, realizing his mistake, suppressed his guilt and casually lied:

"No, no, I meant Qingqing's name. You see, we both have the surname Chu, right? My Dad's name is Chu Yuanqing, which is only one character different from yours. It's just that the 'Qing' in his name is 'Qingtian' (blue sky), so it's very similar."

A great weight lifted from Chu Yuanqing's heart. Her tense nerves slowly relaxed, and her expression remained unchanged. She simply smiled and nodded, saying:

"Really? It does look very similar."

Seeing that the other party had no suspicions, Chu Wangshu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and obediently nodded:

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