If There Had Been a Condom, I Would Have Done It

Sigh, I can only blame myself for being too young and easily fooled by Chu Hua.

Wuji's mother was right; the prettier a woman is, the more likely she is to lie.

Suddenly, Riki felt it getting hotter and hotter. Hadn't she turned on the air conditioner?

Riki turned her head and realized that Chu Hua seemed to have turned on the wrong button; she had pressed the heating button instead of the air conditioning button on the remote.

"Riki ..."

Chu Hua's voice, barely audible, drifted over.

Riki turned her head and saw the ice cream in Mikumura Shioka's hand. The chocolate shell had melted because of the heating and dripped onto her delicate collarbone. Due to gravity, it flowed down her milky skin to the foot of her breasts, struggling to climb upwards before being blocked by her pale yellow pajamas.

"Sorry, I think I turned on the wrong air conditioner." Mikumura Shioka said softly, her face flushed, fanning her red cheeks with her hand. "It's so hot, even the ice cream has melted. Could you wipe it for me?"

Was it intentional or accidental?

"But there don't seem to be any tissues in the living room?" Riki looked at Mikumura Shioka; her elegant physique was so striking that she could walk the runway at fashion week—that was the power of a popular idol.

"Can Riki help me?" Mikumura Shioka secretly looked at Riki.

Seeing another drop of chocolate slowly slide down her milky skin, Riki coughed nervously and said, "Then let's change your clothes first, so you don't get them dirty."

It turned out to be a chocolate sundae.

So big and so white.

Riki looked at the Mikumura Shioka in front of her, then pulled her hand and drew her over amidst her gasp.

Chapter 197 If there were condoms, we would have executed him.

Riki had seen milk pudding that was wobbly, soft, tender, and silky white.

I've also seen sweet and delicious chocolate liquid.

But now, a perfect combination like never before has appeared before him.

Chocolate milk foam.

Chu Hua's room was quiet. A stuffy wind blew in from outside the window. The heating in the room had been turned off, but the ice cream in Mikumura Shioka's hand was still melting. The melted chocolate shell dripped onto her delicate, snow-white skin, spreading upwards with gravity.

Riki and Mikumura Shioka stared at each other, their breathing quickening. Chu Hua's exquisitely beautiful face, like a classical oil painting, flushed. She realized her posture was a bit off and turned to look at her feet.

"Thud."

Mikumura Shioka took off her shoes, which were still in socks, and sat on Riki's Riki. Their eyes met, and her long legs wrapped around Riki's waist. Their faces were less than five centimeters apart, and their breaths mingled together.

Riki had only one thought in her mind.

Mikumura Shioka is just too strong!

So far, all the battles have been him probing attacks, while only Mikumura Shioka had set up bait and traps from the moment she entered, just waiting for Riki to take the bait. This is the terrifying thing about the Heavy Woman in Bang Bang.

It turns out I was the challenger.

Riki's heart was pounding and her breathing was rapid. Everyone loves beauty, especially when such a magnificent face as Mikumura Shioka is right in front of her. No one could remain calm in front of her face at such close range.

Riki unbuttoned her pajamas from the bottom and looked at the Mikumura Shioka. Chu Hua looked down at the buttons, blushing, and didn't say anything.

Riki unbuttoned all the buttons, Mikumura Shioka pulled her pajamas off her shoulders.

That's about it for Venus.

Riki looked at the Mikumura Shioka in front of him, put his arm around her waist, and when their skin touched, the Mikumura Shioka made a shy sound.

"Chu Hua, you said you'd treat me to ice cream, right?" Riki asked in a rough voice, looking at the Mikumura Shioka.

"Sorry, the ice cream melted," Mikumura Shioka said, blushing. "But it's bad to waste food. Luckily it didn't fall on the ground, so it's still edible, right?"

"It is definitely edible."

"Then... Riki eat," Mikumura Shioka whispered.

Riki obeyed and acted.

Mikumura Shioka hugged Riki, her legs wrapped around Riki's waist. Her face was slightly red, and her body trembled every time Riki kissed her. Guilt flashed through her mind. "I'm sorry, Sakiko, I'll have Riki all to myself this time. We'll share her later. I can't help but like Riki."

That's right, she had already fallen in love with him before she even realized it.

When Riki finished eating the chocolate, she noticed that the ice cream inside had melted and dripped down; it was vanilla flavored ice cream.

Riki has always been a loyal fan of vanilla ice cream.

Riki looked up at Mikumura Shioka's perfect face and couldn't help but kiss her soft lips.

"Riki... do you feel more comfortable kissing me, or other girls?" Mikumura Shioka asked Riki with a smile.

Should we re-tune it at this point?

Mikumura Shioka thought for a moment, then extended her slender finger and tapped Riki's lips with a smile, saying, "Forget it, let's talk about that later. Now..."

Mikumura Shioka pointed to the completely melted popsicle stick in her hand and chuckled softly, "It's for another one, okay?"

Chu Hua came fully prepared.

The cicadas were still chirping in the park downstairs, while inside the room, Riki and Mikumura Shioka, who was sitting face-to-face with him, were kissing each other.

"Riki, let's go to your room," said Mikumura Shioka, looking at Riki.

Wait, this isn't the bus to kindergarten.

Mikumura Shioka paused for a moment, then asked in surprise, "You and Sakiko... haven't gotten together yet?"

"My girlfriends and I have a platonic relationship; it's a spiritual love," Riki said.

Mikumura Shioka blinked, looking down at the spot where she was sitting on him. She could already feel Riki's intense excitement.

This can be considered Plato?

Mikumura Shioka leaned close to Riki's ear and whispered with a smile, "So, will you give me your first time?"

Riki felt this was inappropriate.

But the second son wouldn't listen to him.

Mikumura Shioka clearly felt Riki's body tense up, and chuckled, "Just kidding, there's nothing to protect you in the room right now."

So, if there were condoms, would you really want to have sex?

Riki couldn't say for sure. If Mikumura Shioka really pulled out a condom at this moment, he probably wouldn't be able to control his rationality and would want to punish Chu Hua right now.

"We're both sticky, let's take a shower together," Mikumura Shioka said to Riki with a smile.

The air conditioning wasn't on in the room; in fact, the heating was on for a while, and both of them were sweating from excitement.

Riki and Mikumura Shioka were soaking in the bathtub. She was leaning against Riki's chest. The bathtub in Chu Hua's house was naturally more luxurious and spacious.

Looking at Mikumura Shioka's perfectly proportioned figure in her arms, Riki couldn't help but think, "Chu Hua, such a handsome and popular idol, is his girlfriend."

"Riki, how much debt does Sakiko still owe?" Mikumura Shioka looked up at Riki and asked, from an angle that allowed Riki to see her breasts.

Riki thought for a moment and said, "I think I only need three or four more large-scale performances to finish the first phase. The nearest performance should be the Japanese Summer Music Festival by the sea the day after tomorrow."

"That music festival is really popular. Sumimi couldn't get on stage several times before, but this time Sumimi and Mujica were finally able to go on stage together," Mikumura Shioka said after thinking for a moment.

"I'll write a song for Sumimi too," Riki said.

"Huh?" Mikumura Shioka was taken aback, then thought for a moment and said, "If it won't make Riki too tired, that's fine. Mana should be happy too, since Riki is working hard for us."

"Yes, Mana would be happy, but seeing you all like this Mana can't be happy at all right now."

Why is there a sudden interruption sound?

Riki turned her head and saw Sumiida Mana standing at the bathroom door, her face flushed and filled with embarrassment and anger.

Oh my god, Donut Lady!

Sumiida Mana looked at her two best friends sitting together in the bathtub, pointed at them angrily, stomped her feet, and said in a fit of rage and shame, "How unhealthy... You two get out here! I'm going to teach you a lesson before we go to the music festival! And Riki, not only Two-timing, but you're also doing this kind of thing at home! Sit down properly!"

Sumiida Mana couldn't believe it. She had only come to talk to Hatsuka about the music festival and to discuss the recent dating issues among young people, but she hadn't expected to see such an unhealthy scene as soon as she entered the door. Her voice trembled with anger.

"Yes!" Riki replied quickly.

Sumiida Mana stared blankly at Riki in front of her, then quickly turned around and stammered, "You... you... you... go back, at least put some clothes on!"

Sumiida Mana's face was burning hot, and she covered her cheeks.

Huh?

Huh?!

Aren't boys' genitals all small, like my one-month-old nephew from my hometown?

What is that thing?

Snake?

How terrifying!

Sumiida Mana blushed as she looked at the two people sitting in front of her, and scolded them sternly, "Kissing was something only engaged couples could do in ancient times. It's even recorded in poems in the ancient book, the Manyoshu. But what are you doing now? This was extremely inappropriate in ancient times, you actually kissed and kissed..."

Sumiida Mana stammered and fell silent; she was too embarrassed to speak.

"Mana, you need to tell us what bad things we've done so we'll know," Riki said seriously. She had been talking for an hour already, and if she wasn't interrupted soon, it would probably go on until tomorrow morning.

Sumiida Mana took a step back in shock, twirling her fingertip as she turned her face away, whispering, "It's... you guys took a bath together, and did that kind of thing, right?"

"I need to correct you, we don't have OO," Riki explained.

"Don't say those two words, it's inappropriate!" Sumiida Mana said hastily, waving her hands.

It's so much fun teasing the Donut Lady.

"Mana, do you have a problem with Japanese writing? These are words that embody the hard work of our ancestors, how can you slander them so easily?" Riki said in a deep voice.

With over 1700 years of Japanese history, could you withstand Mana's punch?

Sumiida Mana took a step back in a panic. "You're right, but those two words are just..."

"Mana, these are just two ordinary characters. To ease your embarrassment, let's copy these two characters a thousand times, starting now!"

"Is that so?" Sumiida Mana's head was spinning.

Mana seems like the kind of innocent young lady, but once she gets interested in eroticism, she transforms into the ultimate erotic girl.

Mikumura Shioka helped Mana out of the awkward situation, laughing, "Mana was just about to talk about the music festival, right?"

"Well, it's like this," Sumiida Mana quickly said, "It's about the accommodation arrangements for this music festival. Sumimi and Mujica will both be performing on the main stage, but it seems that quite a few well-known amateur bands have been invited to the secondary stage, and this is how the organizers have arranged the hotels."

Yotsuba Inn, Mujica, Sumimi, Mygo.

A major battle is imminent.

Just pick out a pair and they're both very high-end.

Shiina Riki and Hachiman Mairin.

Toyokawa Sakiko and Mikumura Shioka.

Chihaya Anon and Yutenji Wakame.

Takamatsu Akari and Wakaba Mutsuki.

This battle is one that lays the foundation for future harmony within the harem.

"For Riki and Chu Hua to have a healthy relationship, I will keep a close eye on Riki during the music festival. He needs to become a normal boy as soon as possible and only like one girl, understand?" Sumiida Mana urged Riki.

"General Junta, I respect and love you!"

"And you're not allowed to tell just anyone you like them!" Sumiida Mana said angrily. She reached out and patted Riki's head, laughing, "Riki, you have to be a good, devoted boy, because Riki is a good person."

You think I'm a husky?

This music festival's training camp is a microcosm of the future harem. Although there are a few people outside the harem, it does not affect its experimental nature.

Six-Drive Pure Love Harem, Initiation!

The weather was sunny and bright.