Urine Emperor Blows Himself Up
Li Fan's four arrows have already landed.
A hundred miles away, the imperial allied forces trembled and prostrated themselves on the ground, all of them limp and almost unable to move!
Their hearts were completely broken!
Everyone bowed and worshipped towards the valley, as if they were worshipping Deity!
"The true Ruler, the Holy Emperor... is nothing but a pig and a dog!"
"The invincible will destroy time, causing the river of cause and effect to flow in disarray..."
"My God... just who is this person?"
All ethnic groups were terrified!
The Ji family, the Desolate Heaven Alliance, and others were all trembling, their eyes filled with reverence!
"Senior Li, standing tall amidst the flow of time, is invincible throughout eternity... He is a truly Supreme Being!"
Ji Taixuan's old eyes were filled with excitement!
"Senior Li's arrow could destroy countless ages... Why is he living in seclusion here? What exactly is he planning to do?"
Huo Ling'er murmured, "Is he playing a grand, timeless game?"
Mu Qianning's eyes were filled with utmost admiration. "A single bow can World-Ending..."
People admire him to the extreme!
Even Tian Changsheng was kneeling on the ground, his body weak and trembling!
"The Snow Emperor has someone of this caliber protecting her..."
"How could this be...?"
His courage seemed to shatter into countless pieces at that moment!
In a secluded spot high in the sky, Jiang Hanshuang, who had previously been hiding there, was now lying there, trembling, her face pale, and her long dress soaked with water between her snow-white legs...
She was so scared she peed herself!
In the valley.
The disciples were also stunned.
They all knew... their master was very powerful.
But I didn't expect it to be this strong...
"So what if he's a Holy Emperor...? In front of my master, he's not even worth a speck of dust..."
Lu Rang murmured to himself.
Even the relentless passage of time is but a stream that can be waded through at any time before Master...
Nan Feng's beautiful eyes were filled with complex emotions!
"Buddha is eternal, Buddha is on the Other Shore... If Buddha moves, time is invincible, unique throughout eternity. Master, you truly are the only True Buddha!"
Qing Chen's heart was filled with surging emotions!
"Big Brother... just who is he...? I originally thought his game involved Immortal and Devil Realms, but now it seems... the Immortal and Devil Realms combined aren't even worthy of being a single pawn in his game!"
Xin Ning's big eyes were filled with deep shock and curiosity.
All the disciples were speechless for a long time!
Jiang Xue stared intently at Li Fan's retreating figure, her beautiful eyes completely lost in thought.
What kind of being is this...?
He lives a secluded life in the mortal world, like an ordinary person, easygoing and refined, unrestrained... but when he stands with a bow in hand, he can shake the long river of time, reverse cause and effect, and kill everything!
Invincible!
Is this... true invincibility?!
And at this moment.
At the mouth of the valley, Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief!
It's all done!
It seems that doing calisthenics every day to improve health is indeed helpful.
With my Qi Refining First Layer of Qi Refining, hunting ordinary wild beasts shouldn't be too difficult!
He smiled slightly, nodded immediately, and said:
"You can't eat that spider, but the bear, the snake, and the pheasant are all good stuff."
"Dade, go and retrieve the prey, wash it clean, and your master will prepare something delicious for you."
Perfect timing! We're running out of meat from the village.
Bear paws, snake soup, beggar's chicken... it's time to make some again!
The weather is perfect!
Upon hearing Li Fan's words, the group of disciples behind him were immediately shocked!
Prey??
Make something delicious!
Even though they were already used to eating the Holy Race on ordinary days...
But now.
That's the Holy Emperor!
Treating the Holy Emperor as prey to be eaten...
Everyone felt a bit dazed, a bit confused, and a bit overwhelmed!
"Master said he would teach us how to hunt. Is this... is this what he meant by hunting?"
Long Zixuan subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva!
Are Saint Emperor-level powerhouses merely prey in your master's eyes?
"The prey that Master would even notice must be at least of this caliber..."
Lin Jiuzheng was almost numb.
"I have a feeling... that arrow from Master could have destroyed heaven and earth, yet these Holy Emperors' bodies are still intact. Master really intended to use them for food!"
Qing Chen's expression was complicated!
At this moment, Li Fan looked back with some confusion and said:
"Huh? Why aren't you moving?"
"Don't you want to eat braised bear paw, snake soup, and beggar's chicken?"
Upon hearing this, the disciples' expressions became even more complicated.
Sure enough, Master has even decided what dishes to cook!
"I'll think about it, of course I'll!"
At this moment, Wu Dade also became excited. He hurriedly stood up, pried open the big black dog's mouth, and said:
"I'll go carry it back right now!"
At this moment, the big black dog finally calmed down and immediately ran out of the valley with Wu Dade, heading towards their prey.
They approached their prey.
"Tsk tsk, these are all Saint Emperor level ingredients... probably the most top-tier ingredients in the Immortal Realm!"
Wu Dade's eyes lit up!
But the big black dog suddenly raised its head and looked hundreds of miles away.
At that moment, hundreds of miles away, most people of various ethnic groups were still prostrate and trembling.
But Tian Changsheng has already struggled to stand up.
At that moment, all he wanted to do was escape, to escape as far as he could!
They even didn't want to stay in the Immortal Realm anymore!
This place is terrifying.
However, as soon as he got up, he had a feeling that he was being watched by some monstrous beast, which gave him a chill down his spine!
He looked up and saw the black dog staring at him from the front of the valley!
He was immediately filled with a sense of terror!
That dog... it looks terrifying!
Moreover, it gave him a strange, trembling feeling all over his body.
The next moment, the dog suddenly raised its paw!
In an instant!
Suddenly, a series of scenes appeared before everyone's eyes!
That happened in front of Kirin Valley. A black dog urinated on the Kirin Wood!
That was in the Three Lives Great Marsh, on a pile of dog excrement, covered by the decree of the Heavenly Human Clan Ancestor Emperor...
That was in front of the Small Mountain Village, where Ao Wushuang mixed blood with farmyard manure...
And, deep in the Northern Wasteland, a black dog unleashes extraordinary Divine Ability that reach the heavens and the earth!
Tian Changsheng's eyes widened in disbelief at that moment!
Everyone in the Heavenly Human Clan was stunned!
"This... this... how is this possible?!"
Tian Yuanji and the others were completely dumbfounded at this moment!
"I... I knew it! Those magical things, why do they all taste so intoxicating? Damn, this dog, this dog!!"
Tian Yuansheng immediately spat out a mouthful of blood; his mentality completely collapsed!
"You... you dog, you... you destroyed our Heavenly Human Clan!"
Tian Yuandao immediately convulsed, foaming at the mouth, and pounding his chest in frustration!
Tian Yuanji's composure crumbled. He trembled as he looked at the Ancestor Emperor and said:
"Ancestor Emperor, I, we..."
Tian Changsheng's entire body was trembling; his Dao heart shattered into countless pieces at this moment!
"You bunch of... useless trash!"
He looked up at the sky and cried, tears streaming down his face, but he could clearly feel that even his tears smelled of urine!
After countless hardships and countless ages of waiting, I was finally reborn, but I became...
Urine Emperor?
Shit Emperor?
Farm Manure Emperor?
It's collapsed, completely collapsed!
"Heavens, why are you doing this to me?!"
"I really can't take it anymore...!"
Tian Changsheng cried, he wailed loudly!
At that moment, Tian Changsheng's body exploded!
He couldn't take it anymore and self-destructed!!!
Self-destruct immediately!
I don't want to live anymore!
"Ah..."
"Help..."
Tian Yuanji and the other powerful Heavenly Human Clan were too close and were directly affected, all of them being destroyed!
Annihilated!
The people from the other tribes were also stunned by what they saw.
But the next moment, everyone started vomiting uncontrollably!
Because it would smell even worse if it exploded!
"It stinks! It stinks so bad!"
"The Shit Emperor self-destructs... damn biological weapon!"
"It's passing through latrines! It's really passing through latrines!"
Even sage rulers and saints couldn't withstand it, and some even vomited bile!
At that moment, in front of the valley, the big black dog clearly grinned.
The dog laughed with a wicked grin!
PS: I updated 10,000 words every day for three consecutive months, with only two days of double updates in between. It was really tiring.
This book has now reached one million words, and I can say with absolute certainty that I haven't padded out any chapters so far. The plot moves at a rapid pace and never drags on.
I need to carefully consider the following plot to avoid a poor ending that would disappoint the audience.
In addition, my insomnia and anxiety have become increasingly severe recently, my mental state is getting worse and worse, and my body is starting to feel the strain.
So, starting tomorrow, I will slow down my updates.
I always believe that quality is the most important thing. I can write ten chapters a day, but no one wants to read that kind of writing.
So, I'd like to let everyone know in advance that starting tomorrow, my basic updates will be adjusted to two chapters per day. I will adjust my schedule as soon as possible and resume three updates per day.
Thank you everyone.