"Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Naruto formed Hand Seals with both hands and grinned brightly at Qinglong. Dozens of clones appeared, ready to perform his ultimate move.
"Qinglong, are you ready?"
"I'm ready!"
Qinglong faced the challenge as seriously as he would One-Tail Shukaku or Danzo—more seriously, even. He replayed the scene of Naruto's Harem Jutsu from the original anime again and again in his mind, preparing himself as thoroughly as possible!
"Then here we go! Harem Jutsu!"
"Poof! Poof! Poof!"
After a succession of clouds of white smoke, dozens of Narutos transformed one by one into beautiful girls of all kinds, completely naked and glowing with holy light, revealing sights too scandalous to describe.
Angel Yan, succubus, elf, Medusa, Mai Shiranui, Ikaros, Kashiwazaki Sena, Shenhuo Liechi, Yan Lingji, Yui Hatano...
They all came running over in a neat line. Their figures swayed enticingly, and the radiance of the holy light dazzled the eyes. It was a dazzling springtime spectacle, with no end in sight.
And then came their calls, some sweet and sultry, others cool and aloof.
"Lord Qinglong~!"
"Pfft!"
Qinglong clapped a hand over his mouth to stifle his gasp, then collapsed to the ground with wide eyes.
He was satisfied! Completely satisfied! After watching so much anime, he'd finally seen them in real life—and in all their naked, holy-light-clad glory, too.
Around the corner, little Hanabi, who had just come to find Qinglong, stared at the scene in disbelief.
"Ahhh~!"
Hanabi cried out, her cheeks flushing red. She covered her face with both hands and turned to run in a panic, shouting as she went.
"This is unbelievable! Kiyotaki-kun, I never knew you were like this!"
Qinglong jolted and scrambled up from the ground, then chased after her.
"Naruto! You've ruined my reputation!"
"Poof!"
Naruto's Harem Jutsu vanished.