Tony looked at the three pets in front of him. Well, they were strange animals for the time being. The cat looked the most normal, then the dog with six eyes, and the last one turned out to be the legendary Teletubbies!!! Although this Teletubbies was a bit too vulgar.
"What are you looking at? I tell you, if you look at me like this, be careful that I will be rude to you, even if you just bought this high-end dog food." Black Sperm felt uncomfortable being looked at by Tony and couldn't help but said to Tony.
"Well, you clearly look like a Teletubbies, even though you are a bit ugly, but can you tell me why you eat dog food? Or, before you became a Teletubbies, you were actually a dog?" Tony spoke venomously without showing any signs of weakness.
"Asshole, you guy, if Saitama didn't let me do it, I would definitely beat you into a pig's head."
"Haha, beat me into a pig's head? Who do you think I am? I am the famous Iron Man."
"That is to say, if you remove that layer of iron, you are actually a waste with no ability."
"Iron Suit was made by myself, and even without Iron Suit, I would still have a very powerful ability - the ability to make money. Just with this ability, I can get everything I want, just like this dog food."
"Tch, what kind of money ability, it's just two dollars. I'll tell you, I'm not bragging. Before, I don't know how many rich people or tycoons died because of my injuries.
"I think this is what you're bragging about."
"Hey, I have such a bad temper."
"Besides, don't you think it's very funny that you, as an ugly Teletubbies, eat dog food?" Tony circled around and returned to dog food.
"You - that's because you don't understand. In fact, dog food tastes great, it is very delicious, and it is also rich in nutrients. Its ingredients contain various nutrients. In addition to its own energy, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium, and vitamins can be said to have everything. As a human who has never even eaten dog food, you are still laughing at me? I really don't know what to say." Black Sperm crossed his arms and mocked at Tony.
"Haha." Tony chuckled.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
"It's really a despicable way to provoke someone. Just to make me eat a bite of dog food like you? Forget it, after all, I'm not like you. Instead of being a good Teletubbies, I become a pet dog."
"Ahhh! You bastard, let me tell you, that is, Uncle Black Sperm, I have a much better temper, otherwise I would definitely eat you up in one gulp." Black Sperm yelled.
"Okay, Pepper Potts, it's time for me to go back. After all, those bastards haven't been caught out yet, so I'm always worried." Pepper Potts ignored the arrogant Black Sperm and said to Pepper Potts.
"Well, go ahead Tony, don't worry about me. I'm safe here." Pepper Potts and Tony hugged each other and said seriously.
"Well, goodbye." Tony turned around and was about to leave, but when he turned around and walked to the door, he paused and turned back. "Anyway, thank you. If it weren't for you, Pepper Potts would have been in danger, thank you."
After saying that, Tony opened the door and left without giving others a chance to react.
Generally speaking, it is quite difficult for Tony to say thank you. That is because they saved Pepper Potts, so Tony is willing to say thank you.
After that, Meow and his three pets were guarding him, so Pepper Potts didn't have any accidents when he arrived. Of course, some people did want to catch Pepper Potts again later, but they were still repelled by Meow and the three of them.
And Tony, because Pepper Potts was no longer in danger, so he concentrated on dealing with the Extremis Virus Enhanced matter this time. Because he had the entire Stark Industries as backup, Tony It was easier and simpler to handle than in the movie. Not only did we find Mandarin, who claimed to be the Mandarin, but was actually a Hollywood street actor, we finally defeated Dr. Killian. This time, the matter was successfully resolved.
Back, after a colorful light, Saitama returned to the earth.
In full view of the public, he directly rejected the love shown by Queen Asgard Hela. Although Saitama himself didn't think it was anything, he just wanted it if he wanted to, and he just didn't want to if he didn't want to, so it would save trouble. But After that, Asgard's attitude towards Saitama became a little subtle. So after that, Saitama was sent back directly. It was almost even said that he was driven back.
But Saitama didn't think it was anything when he arrived. After all, he had eaten and drank at Asgard. There was nothing new and interesting anymore. Even the so-called warriors at Asgard were still things that could be dealt with with one punch, so there really wasn't anything that attracted Saitama there.
Moreover, after Saitama returned to Earth, he suddenly remembered that he still had three pets at home. But think about it, he had entrusted Tony to help take care of them when he left, so there should be no problems with the lives of the three of them. Well, that should be the case. It was definitely not because Asgard ate things that he had never eaten before, so that he forgot about the three of them, absolutely not.
When he got home, Saitama saw that the three pets were no longer at home, so he took out the phone. "Tony."
"Saitama? You're back? That's great. Thor How are things over there? Have you dealt with it?" Tony's voice was a little more relaxed.
"Well, it's taken care of, and Thor has been on earth for a few days."
"What? Thor has returned to Earth? And how many days has it been since he came back? This guy didn't even notify me after he came to Earth. It's really too much. I already regarded him as a friend, but he didn't even tell us when he came back from Asgard." Tony seemed a little angry.
"Well, he came back with his girlfriend, the one named Jane."
"Okay, I get it. He's a lustful guy. When he got a girlfriend, he forgot about us friends who fought side by side."
"Hey, how are my three pets doing now? They didn't cause any trouble, did they?"
"No, actually your three pets helped me a lot. Well, I want to ask, where did your three pets come from? They all seem to be very powerful." Tony was quite curious.
"Oh, they are weirdos."
"Weird?"
"Well, they seem to be Dragon-level weirdos. Others say they are very powerful." Saitama said casually. Others said they are very powerful, but to Saitama, they are not even much different from ordinary pets.
"Okay, I don't quite understand. But can you leave a pet for Pepper Potts? She has been raising your three pets recently, especially the cat named Meow. She likes it very much, often hugs it, and even sleeps with it at night. So Pepper Potts has a very good relationship with it. "Tony wants to keep a pet as Pepper Potts's bodyguard. After all, Extremis Virus Enhanced's attacks were all solved by Meow and their three pets.
"Meow? Oh, you are talking about that cat, but it is a male. Although it is a weirdo, it is not much different from normal people in some aspects. Do you really want Meow to sleep with Pepper Potts?" Saitama reached out and grabbed the slime that jumped on his head to pose in the palm of his hand again.
"Well? What do you mean by this?" Tony suddenly felt a bad feeling.
"It doesn't mean anything. I just said that Meow can become the size of a human being. If it didn't look like a cat, it would be normal to say that it is a human being."
"...Meow, is it a male cat?"
"Yes." Saitama nodded.
"Ahem, Saitama, I think you should take your three pets back now. After all, they are your pets, and the relationship between you must be very good. They will miss you very much while you are gone." Tony vaguely felt that he needed an extra environmentally friendly hat, so he wanted to ask Saitama to take the pets back immediately.
"Oh. Okay. But if you want to keep them for a while, you can."
"No, no, no, we don't want to. Let's do this. I'll send someone to deliver them to you. Yes, it's settled." Tony said and hung up the phone directly, and then made quick arrangements.
Not long after contacting Tony, a car parked directly in front of Saitama's house. A fat guy got out of the car, and at the same time, three strange pets got out of the car beside him.
"Happy Hogan. Long time no see." Saitama greeted this person.
Happy Hogan also showed a smile after seeing Saitama: "Mr. Saitama, it's been a long time indeed. Well, these are your pets. Tony asked me to send them here. They are very, well, very cute. Yes, they are cute. It's just a pity that they don't let me touch them."
"Oh, maybe they are acquainted with life. Do you want to come in and sit for a while?" Saitama said, and suddenly a red thing jumped up and jumped on Saitama's head again.
Happy Hogan couldn't help but stare, looking at the red thing on Saitama's forehead in surprise.
"Mr. Saitama, what, what is this?" Happy Hogan was a little nervous, and even subconsciously covered his waist, because there was a gun in his waist.
"Oh, it." Saitama reached out again and grabbed the slime that was changing shapes on his head. "It is my newly adopted pet slime."
"Slime? Mr. Saitama, tell me, you said it is slime?" Happy Hogan couldn't help but widen his eyes, looking at the little thing struggling in Saitama's hand with a look of surprise.
"Well, yes."
"Is there really slime in this world? Can you let me take a look? I-I'm very curious."
"Okay." Saitama stretched out his hand, letting the slime stand in his hand, and stretched it out in front of Happy Hogan.
Happy Hogan looked surprised, then stretched his head over to observe this little red thing from a very close distance.
When Happy Hogan was observing the slime, the slime seemed to have noticed that Happy Hogan was looking at it, so it immediately began to change its appearance. Originally it was just a red ball, but it stretched its body and turned into a Kazuto. It has the same shape of head and limbs, and finally, it even looks like Happy Hogan, but compared to Happy Hogan, the slime is much smaller in size, just like a little person, and its color is also red.
"Wow, this is amazing. Is this me? Has this become me? It's incredible. It's amazing." Happy Hogan couldn't help but stretch out a finger to poke the slime.
After seeing Happy Hogan's fingers, the slime immediately made a boxing posture and punched quickly, trying to threaten Happy Hogan not to come close to him. However, it looked really cute like this, and there was no threat at all.
So Happy Hogan smiled and didn't take back his finger at all, but continued to get closer.
Poof!
One hand directly crushed the little red Happy Hogan into a ball of mud.
"Oh--" Happy Hogan screamed subconsciously. The villain who looked like himself was crushed into a ball of mud. It looked so cruel that it even gave Happy Hogan the illusion that he had been crushed.
"Even though slime is small, its power is not small. Although it is not very big, if your finger is hit by it, it will break." Saitama reminded. This is why Saitama's hand suddenly grabbed it.
"Um, yes, really?" Happy Hogan's smile was a little unnatural.
"Yes. Although it is a pet, its power is not small." Saitama nodded. Although he has not tried the strength of slime, Saitama feels that it should not be worse than Dragon-level weirdo.
Finally, Happy Hogan left, a little reluctant to leave. Although the three pets of Saitama looked quite special, especially Happy Hogan knew that the three pets of Saitama defeated and even killed. After Extremis Virus Enhanced, he subconsciously had more respect for these three pets. This was respect for the strong. Therefore, he could not have other emotions, but slime was different. Slime was very cute and even turned into his appearance. This made Happy Hogan love slime more.
It's just a pity that the slime belongs to Saitama, so although Happy Hogan is very reluctant to let go, it can only be like this.
After Thor returned to Earth, although he did not go to Tony and other members of Avengers, he took the initiative to find Saitama after learning that Saitama had returned to Earth.
"Saitama, welcome back to Earth." Thor was wearing jeans and a black vest. He looked no different from an Earthling.
"Well, when you say that, it makes me think that you are an earthling and I am an alien, which is very strange." Saitama couldn't help but say.
"Hahaha, because I am indeed an Earthling now. According to you, I have now become the son-in-law of the Earth." As he said that, Thor looked at Jane, who was nestling in his arms like a bird, with tenderness and sweetness.
"Son-in-law of the Earth."
"That's right. By the way Saitama, after I left Asgard, what happened to Asgard? Is my mother okay? And my sister Hela, she has become Asgard is the new king." This is the reason why Thor took the initiative to come to Saitama. He is somewhat concerned about Asgard, especially Asgard When God-King changed places. Of course, Thor felt that his father Odin was a very powerful person, so he did not mention Odin when greeting him.
"Well, your mother is very good. As for Hela, she is indeed the queen of Asgard, and everyone below has recognized her."
"That's good, that's good. To be honest, although I feel a little strange about the sudden appearance of a sister like Hela, I'm very happy, really, because this way I don't have to be God-King of Asgard, and I don't have to sit in Asgard all the time, otherwise I won't even be able to get true love." As he said, Thor looked at Jane again.
Jane also replied Thor with a sweet smile.
This pair of dogs and men.
"By the way, there's one more thing I'm more concerned about." Thor looked a little more serious.
"What's the matter?"
"It's about my brother, Loki. Has Loki found him? What will Hela do with him after finding him?" Thor showed some concern.
In fact, when Dark Elves invaded Asgard, www. zaohyanc They divided their forces into two groups. On the one hand, they invaded directly from the outside. The other group started from Asgard's prison and directly released the prisoners in Asgard's prison. Loki He left the prison that time, and then seemed to disappear directly without knowing his whereabouts. At least when Thor left the earth, Asgard was unable to find Loki.
"Loki? Not found." Saitama shook his head. When he left Asgard, Loki was still not found. According to Hela's speculation, Loki should have left Asgard.
"Not found? Probably, he has left Asgard, Loki is a very cunning guy, forget it, ignore him, although many things he does are a bit excessive, but in fact he is also a A very smart guy, even if he leaves Asgard, he should be able to live a good life. Well, it should be like this." Thor sighed, but he was still a little worried about Loki.
After he stopped talking about Loki, Thor's mood began to become high again. He even took the initiative to call other members of Avengers and invited them to come over and drink together.
But compared to idle people like Thor and Saitama, people like Natasha, Hawkeye or Captain America are very busy at work, running around every day When they go around the world to perform tasks or save the world, they don't have much time, or they can't get enough time together. Therefore, in the end, apart from Saitama and Thor, the only one left is Iron Man. Tony·Stark and Green Hulk Bruce·Banner were invited.
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