"Saitama, I'd like to toast you. To be honest, I miss you very much. Well, it's not that I miss you. It's just because when you are around, the guy in me becomes particularly quiet. Really. Only when I am around you, I feel completely relaxed, so Because that guy will become particularly honest, even if I'm drunk or my heart beats very fast, I don't need to worry about transforming. So, if possible, can I move in with you?" Banner drank a lot of wine, and a blush appeared on his honest and honest face.
"No." Saitama refused directly.
"Huh? No way, Saitama you are so heartless."
"It will be very uncomfortable to have one more person. But you can live next door to me." Saitama shook his head and said this method, as if in One-Punch Man's world, Genos would live directly next door to him as a neighbor.
"Well, this is also a way, but I don't have the money to buy a house here now." Banner sighed, money, Banner has never been a rich man, especially after becoming Green Hulk, he was running around everywhere, and he had no time or opportunity to make money.
"It's just a house, Banner, I bought it for you." Tony patted his chest very richly.
"Oh, great, thank you so much Tony, but don't worry, I will pay you back when I make money in the future." Banner said gratefully.
"Repay me? Hahaha, it doesn't matter. I may not have other things anyway, but money is just like a pile of blank paper to me. I can have as much as I want."
"Big dog owner."
Because of what happened to Extremis Virus before, Tony was under a lot of pressure. This time when he came to Saitama to drink, he felt like he wanted to vent his anger. He got drunk, and Thor, who is stubborn himself, drank himself even more when drinking. In addition, Bruce Banner became more relaxed because he came to Saitama. So the three of them really had a great time drinking, and in the end they all fell down.
Thor also had his girlfriend Jane to take care of him, so after he got drunk, he was driven away by Jane. As for the two men, Tony and Banner, they were directly thrown into the bed in the guest room by Saitama, and then the two of them hugged each other and fell asleep, and their sleep was very sweet.
The next day, two screams came from Saitama's guest room. Saitama heard the sound, opened the door and walked in. Then he saw two men who were naked and naked. One had a pillow under him, and the other was holding a quilt and wrapping himself tightly.
"Asshole, what did you bastard do to me last night?" Tony glared at Banner.
"Um, I don't know. I'm drunk."
"You took off my clothes when you were drunk?" Tony looked embarrassed and angry.
"Hey, Tony, I didn't take off your clothes. I might even have taken off mine."
"Should I take off your clothes? Haha. Are you kidding me? I, Tony Stark, can take off a man's clothes?" Tony laughed angrily.
"Well, maybe that's not the case, but I swear, I definitely didn't take off the clothes you're wearing." Banner shouted loudly.
"Oh? How do you know? Or were you actually awake last night?"
"No, I'm drunk too. I'm also drunk. However, I don't have the habit of sleeping naked. I always sleep in pajamas. And I haven't been with a woman for many years, so I don't think I will habitually take off the clothes of people around me when I sleep." Banner The more he spoke, the clearer he became. At this time, he couldn't help but look at Tony suspiciously. "Contrary to me, Tony, you are accompanied by a different woman almost every day. I even think that you should be used to taking off the clothes of the people around you."
"No, no, no, you are slandering, yes, you are slandering me. Although I have indeed slept with many women, I have not slept with other people in recent times. I have not slept with other women for a long time. So this time it is definitely not me." Tony Somehow, I feel a little guilty. After all, what Banner said seems to be correct, and Tony does have the habit of sleeping naked. It doesn't matter if there is no one around him when he sleeps. If there are people, he may really be unable to control his body's instincts.
"Tony, I think this is your fault." Banner stared at Tony seriously.
"Uh, okay, even if it's my fault, do you think there's something strange about your butt?" Tony frowned.
"Well, it feels, it feels like, something, well, something is not quite right." Banner didn't feel anything at first, but now that Tony said this, he vaguely felt that something might be wrong with him.
"Well, I'm glad. Although I feel a little sick, I'm glad I wasn't the one who was attacked." Tony breathed a sigh of relief.
""Banner's face turned dark.
"Don't worry, I will pay. Uh-huh, yes, I will pay." Tony curled his lips with a little disgust.
"Shut up. I haven't been attacked, not at all. I have hemorrhoids, and if I were attacked, they would definitely bleed, but no, not at all, so I'm safe." Banner couldn't help shouting.
"Well, really? That turned out to be good, because I didn't feel anything abnormal, so we just slept last night. Well, just sleeping, that's good." Tony breathed a sigh of relief, "At least I didn't betray Pepper Potts. Especially with a man."
Saitama stood at the door and watched this scene, even the cat. He thought it was quite interesting. Of course, the two of them just slept and did nothing else. Otherwise, Saitama would definitely hear something.
After putting on their clothes, Tony and Banner still felt awkward with each other. They even looked at each other and felt weird. Originally, they were just two friends who had a fairly good relationship, but now, they feel like they are a pair of real gay friends.
"Is there anything to eat? I feel a little hungry." Tony was not polite, as if he regarded this place as his own home. He opened the Fridge directly, took out a carton of milk, and poured a glass. He drank half a glass of milk, then frowned and looked at the milk in his hand. "Saitama, although you are not as rich as me, you should have a lot of money in the bank. Why can't you buy better milk?"
"Ah? I think this milk is good." Saitama looked at Tony blankly, wondering if they were all milk. Is there any big difference between them?
"Well, you are just a nouveau riche. You can't taste the quality of many things. But forget it, just drink some." Tony frowned and drank the rest of the milk. "Okay, buddy, I have to leave." Well, Banner, I will pay for last night's overnight stay." Probably knowing that what shouldn't have happened didn't happen, so Tony started teasing Banner about it.
"Shut up, Tony!" Banner rolled his eyes angrily.
"Haha, don't worry, the key to the house next door will be delivered to you soon." Tony smiled. He did not forget what he said yesterday when he was drinking that he would give it to Banner's house.
"Thank you. I will try my best to return the money to you as soon as possible."
"Whatever, I don't care about the little money anyway. Let's go, goodbye, Saitama."
"Oh, bye, Tony!"
Saitama sat on the sofa, said goodbye to Tony casually, and turned on the TV at the same time.
And just when the TV was turned on, a piece of news reported on the TV made Tony unable to help but stop.
"Wait a minute, what's on the news?" Tony turned back again, staring straight at the TV.
"Last night, the criminal Mandarin arrested by Iron Man had escaped from prison. And he arrogantly left a video, which is this. On the side of the screen, the old-looking man Mandarin appeared on the TV with a meaningful expression. A deep smile: Iron Man, the game is just the beginning! Then, the screen disappeared. Then it turned to the host's camera: It seems that the criminal Mandarin is not willing to be caught, he even chose to take revenge Iron Man"
Tony looked at this news and frowned, almost to the point of pinching a mosquito to death.
"Tony, how about this Mandarin? Is it dangerous?" Banner is a little worried.
"Don't worry Banner, this Mandarin is actually just a third-rate actor in Hollywood. Even his face is just the result of plastic surgery. He is just a coward without any strength." Tony shook his head and pretended to be relaxed.
"Really? That's good."
"That's right, that's it. Okay, it's time for me to go. This time it's true. Banner Maybe you can stay here all morning with Saitama, because by the afternoon at most, the property certificate and keys of the next door will be delivered." Tony chuckled, as if he had completely forgotten what he just saw on the news.
"Thank you Tony, but, Mandarin, is it really okay?"
"He is just an actor, and a very bad actor at that, so there is no problem at all." Tony didn't even look back, just waved his hand, and the person had left here.
Because Tony himself said that the so-called Mandarin was nothing at all, so although Banner was a little worried, he didn't take it to heart anymore. Banner was more curious about the three, no, four pets in Saitama's home.
"Saitama, well, you know, I was a scientist before, so I think your pets are very special."
"Meow"
Meow, who had been nestling on the sofa, raised his head at this time and called Banner. Although it was a cat's meow, Banner heard a threatening meaning from it.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I just, I just think you guys are strange, I don't mean anything else." Banner raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
In the afternoon, Happy Hogan drove decisively to Saitama and sent Banner a house certificate and a key. Then Banner became Saitama's neighbor.
Regarding this result, Banner really feels very good, because as long as he is near Saitama, the big guy in his body will become particularly calm, just like the drunken time last night, even if he Something seemed to have happened between him and Tony, but it didn't affect his mood much. Because he really hadn't indulged like this for a long time. It can be said that only last night, the tight string in his heart was relaxed.
Now Bruce Banner actually has one thing he wants to do the most, which is to make a phone call to his former girlfriend.
He felt that as long as he was next to Saitama's house, he could live a normal life, so he wanted to start a family with his former girlfriend.
He doesn't need to worry about anything now. Even when he's having sex with his girlfriend, he doesn't have to worry that the big guy will suddenly jump out and give him a green hat. Well, actually it doesn't matter if it's a hat or not. He's just afraid that when he's having sex, the big green guy will jump out and crush his girlfriend to death.
Now that all the problems have been solved, Banner no longer needs to worry about those problems.
"This is Thaddeus Ross Betty, who are you?"
"Hi, Betty. Yes, it's me."
"Hmm? Wait, you, you are"
"That's right, it's me Betty, I'm Bruce."
The next day, Saitama opened the door and looked at Banner standing in front of him and the woman beside him. Somehow, he felt a little unhappy in his heart. In fact, if these two people, no matter who they were, appeared alone in front of Saitama, Saitama would not have any emotional changes. However, the two of them appeared together, and they looked very close.
Before, there were Tony and Pepper Potts, then there was Thor and Jane, and now there is a pair like Banner and Betty. It is really very uncomfortable.
In fact, it is very strange. I feel quite unhappy when I see other people in a pair, but Hela obviously wants to become a couple with Saitama, but Saitama has no such idea at all, and even vaguely resists this kind of thing. Therefore, human beings are actually very contradictory in many cases. They don't want it, but they feel unhappy when they see others having it.
"You are Mr. Saitama, thank you so much. I have always heard Bruce mention you before, but I never had the chance. This time Bruce and I would like to express our sincere gratitude to you." Betty, the woman nestling next to Banner, said with gratitude.
"Oh." Saitama replied dully.
""Suddenly the atmosphere became a little awkward.
"Um, Mr. Saitama is still single. I know a lot of female friends, all of whom are excellent. Do you need me to introduce them to you?"
"No need at all."
"Um, okay. In fact, although you are a yellow man, you are also very handsome, especially with this bald head. I believe that many women will really like you."
""Saitama twitched the corner of his mouth twice. "Haha."
Finally sending Banner and his girlfriend away, Saitama collapsed on the sofa, feeling even more tired than fighting Dragon-level or even a god-level monster. Obviously, he didn't feel this way at all when he was the only one with Banner.
Seeing the slime jumping around and trying to jump on his head, Saitama grabbed it in his hand.
"Hey, Slime. Do you think a person must have a girlfriend? Women are obviously troublesome and annoying." Saitama looked at the slime in his hand and spoke directly to it.
Although the slime was transformed by Reality Stone, it actually did not speak. However, although it did not speak, it seemed to want to give Saitama an answer. During this time, it slowly changed its shape in Saitama's hand. Finally, a red airplane cup appeared in Saitama's hand.
""Looking at the airplane cup in my hand, it was even twisting and shrinking. Saitama The veins on his head were throbbing.
Snap!
He threw the airplane cup directly to the ground. "Slime, what do you mean, you bastard, you bastard!"
Saitama decided to be his hero again, putting on a yellow tights, red gloves and a white cloak. "Hey, I'm going out." Saitama said to the pets at home.
But just as Saitama finished speaking, a flash of red jumped directly onto Saitama's head, and then directly covered Saitama's head.
"You guy, come down here. www. zhaohan. co Don't always appear on my head, you bastard!"
Saitama stretched out his hand to grab it, but the slime quickly changed and perfectly covered Saitama's head, and then a head of thick red hair appeared on Saitama's head. The length of the hair was about ten to twenty centimeters.
"Huh?" Saitama was a little surprised and tugged on the red hair. "Forget it, since you want to go out with me, then let's go together. At the same time, I also let you know what I usually do."
After saying that, Saitama went out. Only Meow was left sitting on the sofa in the living room with a look of contempt in his eyes.
I don't know the reason, but this time Saitama didn't want to run like a gentle man like usual. Instead, he walked slowly on the streets of New York at a normal walking speed. Did he look at the reflections on the glass on the windows on both sides of the street?
Of course, when it comes to criminal incidents, Saitama will still stop what should be stopped. Anyway, it's just a matter of punching.
After returning home slowly, Saitama saw Banner and his girlfriend at the door again, but they were holding plates with some food in their hands. "Saitama, this is the pizza we made, try it and see if it tastes good."
"Oh, thank you." Saitama expressed his gratitude when he saw the food.
"You're welcome, but Saitama, you, your wig looks very, very beautiful." Betty started to compete with Saitama's hair again.
""Saitama's expression became dull again. "Haha."
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