If he didn't come up with a reasonable explanation now, he could board a nice ship, and his head could stay with Sakura forever.
No! He, Shirou Emiya, was still a virgin even now, and he was only seventeen! He still wanted to have adorable children with the person he loved and live a happy, fulfilling life!
"Even though you already have me, Senpai, you still fell for Gilgamesh? So it really was because I failed to soothe the loneliness and emptiness in your heart that Gilgamesh took advantage of the opening."
Seeing Sakura growing increasingly resentful, Shirou felt that he had to step forward.
"Th-this... Sakura, actually, I'm still a virgin."
Sakura raised her head. Her eyes immediately lit up, though there was still a hint of suspicion in them.
"Then what was that recording about?"
Shirou scratched his head awkwardly. "It's a long story... Wait, it isn't long. It was just that the later part wasn't revealed, which caused such a huge misunderstanding! I was actually just splashing milk on her face, and she got so mad she started stomping her feet."
Though Sakura believed him a little, the expressions of the people around them were completely different.
Especially Heracles, that seasoned driver.
"Berserker, do you think Big Brother's words are believable?" Illya brushed back her hair, her eyes half-lidded.
"This..." Heracles shifted his gaze. He still didn't believe it.
"Miss, I'm currently manifested as a Heroic Spirit. The closest class should be Archer, so could you not call me Berserker?"
Illya nodded.
"Shirou, Berserker has already given his answer. Although he wanted to cover for you too, he has already spoken the truth."
Sakura looked at Shirou.
Her gaze became subtle again.
Gilgamesh watched the show, happily sipping her cola. "I told you, Sakura Matou. Shirou likes