I'm Live Streaming in Douluo, and My Viewers Are All Bibi Dong!
Chapter 36

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"Qian Renxue, and you're still this happy? Your grandfather is also a High Priest."

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: It's over! I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Don't be afraid, Sister.]

"During the Ninth Trial of a Divine Trial, the High Priest needs to sacrifice themselves for the successor."

"In other words, Qian Daoliu and Bo Saixi will both die in the end."

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: What?!!! My grandfather will die!! And he'll be sacrificed for me?!!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: How can this be!! He's my only family!! No!! Absolutely not!]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: ??? It'd be good if that old fellow died!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Get lost! Old woman, no one asked you to speak!]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Little thing, you've gotten bold.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: What is there to argue about? The High Priest will indeed be sacrificed eventually. That is also the price of becoming a God Envoy, I suppose. But successors chosen by gods do not appear so easily. The Sea God's successor has yet to appear.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: Besides, as long as those successors fail to complete the Ninth Trial, there won't be a problem.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Why do I feel like you're planning to kill the successor?]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: I heard that too.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: That's right. If they lack the ability, then they are not worthy of my sacrifice.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Aren't you afraid the gods will blame you?]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: I'm more afraid of dying.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Not enough faith.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: There's no conflict. I'm devout toward the Sea God, but I also understand life very clearly.]

Ye Mu was rather stunned. Bo Saixi really had a sharp mind.

"Come to think of it, your idea might actually work. But the best way would be for you to become the Sea God yourself."

[Retired Sea God Administrator: That's impossible. I only have the Eighth Trial.]

"It's still possible. I think the Sea God had his eye on you back then. Otherwise, why would he give you a Sea God Martial Soul?"

"The Sea God Martial Soul, like the Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul, is a God-Bestowed Martial Soul."

"It may simply be that, for some reason, he did not choose you."

Ye Mu felt that perhaps the Asura God had held the Asura Demon Sword to the Sea God's throat.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: That seems to make a little sense.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: We can talk about that later. I've already arrived at Moonlight Pavilion. Tang Yuehua is vomiting blood on the floor, looking like she's about to die.]

As soon as Liu Erlong entered Tang Yuehua's room, she saw her collapsed on the carpet, her face white as paper and blood at the corner of her lips.

If not for the faint rise and fall of her chest, Liu Erlong would have thought she was dead.

Tang Yuehua stared blankly upward, looking as though she were about to die.

Liu Erlong stood in the doorway with her arms crossed. Her first reaction was not concern, but... speechlessness.

Utter, utter, utter speechlessness.

Back when she learned what kind of scum Yu Xiaogang was,

she had been upset, in pain, and utterly disheartened, but it seemed... she had not vomited blood and collapsed to the floor, looking half-dead, had she?

Tang Yuehua had watched her Second Brother's live stream replay. Why did her reaction seem even stronger than Liu Erlong's had been when she found out Yu Xiaogang was a bastard?

They had clearly not seen each other for decades.

"Tch." Liu Erlong could not help curling her lip as she strode over. "You look so aloof and proud. Why is your ability to take a blow... so weak?"

Her words were blunt, carrying a touch of disdain.

Tang Yuehua said nothing.

Liu Erlong ignored her and bent down, sliding one hand behind Tang Yuehua's neck and the other under her knees. With a slight exertion of strength, she lifted the icy-cold body into her arms.

Tang Yuehua seemed completely unaware. Her unfocused eyes remained open as she let Liu Erlong handle her, not even her eyelashes trembling.

Carrying her, Liu Erlong took several steps to the bed in the inner room and laid her down.

Liu Erlong stood beside the bed, frowning even more deeply at Tang Yuehua's condition. She was not the type who knew how to comfort others, much less someone interested in accompanying this Eldest Daughter in some melodramatic tragedy.

"Hey." Liu Erlong spoke irritably. "Tang Yuehua, is this really necessary? You just watched a show and learned some truths. The sky hasn't fallen."

The person on the bed gave no response.

Liu Erlong irritably scratched her hair. In the end, she merely let out a heavy sigh, turned, and poured a cup of warm water at the table.

"The water's here. Drink it or don't." Her tone was stiff. "Your life is your own. Is it worth doing this to yourself over some bastard?"

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Tang Yuehua Is Dying.jpg. Sisters, I'm out of options. She's already half-dead and won't listen when I talk to her. If this goes on, I think she'll be dead within three days.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: There are pictures too?]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Didn't you know? There's a Camera Function.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: First time seeing it. Adorable Ning Rongrong.jpg.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Adorable.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Hehe.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: What should we do about Tang Yuehua? We can't just leave her here to die, can we?]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: She may have idolized Tang Hao. Learning that Tang Hao was not the person she imagined may have broken her mentally.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: What do we do? Yuehua can't be harmed. What will Ye Mu do?]

Ye Mu had a headache too. Who could have expected Tang Yuehua to react so strongly?

"I'm not good at this sort of thing. I don't know how to comfort people. I only know how to kill them directly."

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: ???]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Too simple. Isn't Tang Yuehua like this because of Tang Hao? Liu Erlong, just tell her that if she dies, I, Bibi Dong, will hunt down Tang Hao and Tang San. I'll chop off all their limbs and even scatter their ashes.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Then I'll wipe out the Clear Sky Sect. You should know that our Spirit Hall has the ability to do that.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Wow!! That's my sister! Sister is so badass! Sister is amazing! Sister is unmatched in the world!!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: We can give it a try.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Fighting poison with poison?]

Ye Mu was somewhat surprised. "Come to think of it, Pope Sister's method is pretty good. Doesn't Tang Yuehua care about Tang Hao? Then threaten her with Tang Hao's life."

"There's a high chance she'll agree. Pope Sister truly deserves to be the Pope—so smart."

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Good that you know. Come to Spirit Hall when you have time. I'll receive you personally.]

"Cough, cough... You won't make me feed spiders, will you?"

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Take a guess?]

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