Absolutely Won't Starve Your Future Children

"Come on, no, they won't. They'll only think it's something you ought to do."

"You can't cultivate, and you've never used any of the Clear Sky Sect's resources from childhood to adulthood. The Clear Sky Sect should be the one owing you."

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: But if I don't give the Clear Sky Sect money, they probably won't survive.]

Tang Yuehua's words made Ye Mu laugh in anger.

"Big sis, do you really think you're that important? They're all adults, not oversized babies. What, they can't survive without you?! People like that might as well just die."

"Even though I look down on Tang San, he could at least take care of and support himself as a child. What? Is everyone in your Clear Sky Sect trash?"

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Exactly! This is way too ridiculous, isn't it?]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: The children at our academy can all earn money themselves to improve their strength. Your Clear Sky Sect... what, are they gods who need someone else to look after them?]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: All right, but if they come looking for me, I'll be in trouble.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: It's fine. My Spirit Hall should make use of your Clear Sky Sect's privilege of Mountain Sealing. Back when your Clear Sky Sect sealed the mountain, we at Spirit Hall didn't interfere, letting quite a few of your people come and go as they pleased, with no regard for us.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: This time, I'll let your Clear Sky Sect see what true Mountain Sealing means.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: There's lots of empty land on Clear Sky Sect's mountain. They can grow vegetables and raise pigs themselves. They can support themselves.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Don't worry, I'm not that ruthless. I'll let them come down to buy food; I won't push them too far. Even rabbits bite when cornered.]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: Thank you.]

Tang Yuehua also breathed a sigh of relief. At the very least, she would be able to rest for a while in the future.

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Yuehua, you can't cultivate. What do you get from checking in?]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: It's still Soul Power, but it accumulates. Once I can cultivate, it'll all be given to me at once.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: I heard your Mutated Martial Soul is the Clear Sky Hammer, and you have Innate Rank 9 Soul Power, yet you can't cultivate. That's truly strange.]

"Tang Yuehua's Martial Soul possesses a Talent Domain, which means neither her own talent nor her Martial Soul's talent is weak. If she can't cultivate, there must be some other reason," Ye Mu suddenly said.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: A Talent Domain? That's incredible! This is the first time I've heard of someone awakening a Martial Soul and already possessing a Talent Domain.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: I have one too.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: ┭┮﹏┭┮ Is this the tyranny of the Six-Winged Angel?]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: Do you know what's going on?]

Tang Yuehua was somewhat anxious. Being unable to cultivate was the pain of her entire life.

"I don't know. How could I know without ever seeing you? Besides, we aren't close."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Hehe... not close. Brother Ye Mu, I'm very close to you. Save an Immortal Herb for me when the time comes.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Ye Mu, please help.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Why should he help? Ye Mu doesn't owe you anything. He found your Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone himself, and he even promised to help revive you. He owes you nothing.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: That's true.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: To be fair, that's right. We can receive rewards through this Livestream Room only because of Ye Mu.]

Ye Mu could barely keep the corners of his mouth down.

So this was the legendary phenomenon of great scholars arguing his case for him.

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: I... I understand. I'll bring it up again once I have something to offer.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Sorry, Yuehua. I haven't been revived yet, so I can't help you.]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: Sister-in-law... Xi Yue, it's fine. It's been so many years anyway. Even if it doesn't work, it doesn't matter.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: It's actually simple. Tang Yuehua, why not just give yourself to Ye Mu? Ye Mu, I've seen Tang Yuehua. She has an aristocratic air and an amazing figure. That chest absolutely won't starve your future children.]

[Clear Sky Sect Outsider: You... what exactly are you talking about?!]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: It doesn't seem impossible. I was already planning to trade myself for an Immortal Herb.]

Ye Mu's mouth twitched. Liu Erlong really was clever.

What decent man could resist such a temptation?

If Tang Yuehua stopped caring about the Clear Sky Sect, she would be quite a good woman. At least, she could make a man feel very good.

Conquering a woman with such aristocratic grace would definitely be thrilling.

Ye Mu gave a light cough. "Don't talk nonsense. I'm a good man. I never make those kinds of deals."

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: He was tempted.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: If he wasn't tempted, that would be the strange part.]

"Slander. You're slandering me again."

Ye Mu kept walking as he livestreamed.

Before long, he spotted a small village in the distance, with many people gathered around it.

"Enough of that. We're almost at Shrek Academy."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Where? Where is it?]

"It's the little village ahead."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Huh? This is an academy?]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: This is an academy? It's so rundown!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: This is an academy? It's so rundown!]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: This is an academy? It's so rundown!]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: This is an academy? It's so rundown!]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: To be fair, with an academy like this, I'm afraid no one would come, right?]

"Normally, that would be the case, but Flender does have some brains."

"He came up with a slogan: only monsters, no ordinary people. Do you know how outrageous Shrek Academy's admission requirements are?" Ye Mu said.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: How outrageous? Could they be stricter than Heaven Dou Royal Academy?]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: The moment Ye Mu asked that, I knew they definitely weren't ordinary. From what I know of Flender, he doesn't seem like the type who can teach students properly.]

"Sister Erlong, you're too smart. You're the Horn of Wisdom. Yu Xiaogang is trash," Ye Mu said with a smile. Liu Erlong knew Flender far too well.

She knew that Flender was greedy for money.

"Shrek Academy requires applicants to be no older than Thirteen Years Old, with Soul Power of at least Level 21, and both Soul Rings must be Hundred Year Soul Rings. Only after passing four assessments are they admitted."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: ??? Holy crap!]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Is that very high?]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: It isn't high for Heaven Dou Royal Academy, but for Shrek Academy, it's absurdly high! That bastard Flender!]